Hi! I'm very new to the whole Fan fiction ideal. But I wanted to try my hand.

I'm Crazy and very random.

If anyone is available to beta i would be extremely grateful. Im really bad when it comes to typing things.

Any and all reviews would be awesome!

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You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise-versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Giggles

Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy, and if so how would you treat them?

Do coffins have a lifetime guarantee?

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I could care less!

Smile! It makes people wonder what your up to!! :p

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research.

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

It is as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

My goal in life is to hurt you, severely. Come here...

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. They'll never know.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die though...I wonder why?

Of course I'm out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

And now to waste space!!

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. .

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Anyone try to slam a revolving door?

Or run into a sliding glass door?

Or better yet.

Been attacked by a monkey?

(I've done two of the three. A Snickerdoodle to the person who geusses which two...)