Hi! I'm Bridget. I'm a 14 year old girl and I'm from Australia.
Appearance: I have long, blonde hair, that’s all I’m gonna say.

Hi! come see my work at: http://bridget-harrison.deviantart.com/ (Copy and paste it into the web adress thing)

My favourite shows are:

1) Skunk fu!

2) Ace Lightning (Even though I have not seen it in ages!)

3) King

4) Skyland

5) Jane and the Dragon

My Favourite Movies are:
1) Stardust
2) Moulin Rouge
3) Chicago

My favourite songs are:

1) Tubthumping- Chumbawamba

2) The Lever- Silverchair

3) Tusk- Fleetwood Mac

4) Everybodys Fool- Evanescence

5) Cartoon Heroes- Aqua

6) Thoughtless- Evanescence version

My favourite pairings are:
1) Rabbit and Fox- Skunk fu!
2) Random Virus and Sparx -Ace Lightning
3) Ace and LI- Ace Lightning
4) Victor and Anita- The Secret Show

5) Mahad and Dahlia- Skyland.

So now you know a bit about me. Hope I wasn't too boring. Love Bridget:)

Now for random stuff!

List 12 of your favorite characters (in no order) ( I liked this, so i got it off someones profile. lots of fun!)

1) Skunk (Skunk fu)
2) Russel (King)
3) Ace Lightning (Ace Lightning)
4) Rabbit (Skunk fu)
5) Fox (Skunk fu)
6) Archie (Class of the titans)
7) Jester (Jane and the Dragon)
8) Sparx (Ace Lightning)
9) Panda (Skunk fu)
10) Ex-princess Populah (King)
11) Atlanta (Class of the titans)
12) Pricess Lavinia (Jane and the Dragon)

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

Yes! I love reading 6/11 fics! their so cute together!

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

No. Not at all.

What would happen if 6 got 12 pregnant?

I hope that never happens. He's 15 or somthing and she's about 6 years old!

Can you recall and fics about 9?

Yes.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

No. Archie belongs with Atlanta. And i dont think that Russel and Archie are gay.

5/9 or 5/10 and why?

Either of those pairings could be funny!

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 doing something on the bed?

He'd probably be shocked and go and tell someone.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

A crossover between Ace Lighning and King. Ace gets sucked into Under through a portal under Marks bed and now has to figure out a way to get back.

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

No, but that might be funny.

Suggest a title for 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

The world through a childs eyes.

(Kinda crappy, i know)

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?

I dont really want to know.

If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?

Lose Control- Evanescence

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

A very weird crossover, bizzare pairings and all 'round madness. Read at your own risk!

What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Anything! I reckon he likes her, anyway.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

a few days ago.

YOUR REAL NAME:

Bridget

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Briizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Butterfly

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Sophia Secret. (Secret isnt my street name. I'm Just not saying what my street name is. That would be stupid!)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Harbrair

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Rrsaljr

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Sophia

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Strawberry

How to determine your "Star Wars" name:

For your new first name:

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name and add
2. the first 2 letters of your last name

Brion

For your new last name:

3. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name and add
4. the first 3 letters of the city you were born

Sacan

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned
3. insert the word "of"
4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Nosute of Ibiprofen

Uh, friend of mine sent ths to me and i thought it was fun so i put it up here.

First thing you wash in the shower? My Hair

What color is your favorite hoodie? Bright, Light pink

Do you plan outfits? Somtimes

How are you feeling RIGHT now? Bored out of my brain

What's the closest thing to you that's red? A box

What do you think when you hear the word 'cabbage'? green

Are you emotional? highly

Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Lick it

Do you like your hair?Yes

Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Eww

What are you listening to right now? Bleed- Evanescence

Are your parents strict? No

Would you go sky diving? HELL YES!!

Have you ever met a celebrity? yes.

Do you rent movies often? Yes

Have you made a prank phone call? hehehehe...maybe

Ever been on a train? Many times

Do you have a cell-phone? yes

Do you use chap stick? no

Do you own a gun? Oh, yeah SURE i own a gun. Why not?

Can you use chopsticks? no

Are you too forgiving? yes

Ever been in love? not sure. dont think so

Ever had cream puffs? no

What was the last question you asked? "Why not?"

Favorite time of the year? Spring! and Autumn

Do you have any tattoos? Yes. One little one on my Ankle.

Are you sarcastic? No. Never. I'm never ever sarcastic

Ever walked into a wall? many times

Favorite color? Black, Deep blue and emarald green

Have you ever slapped someone? ...Yes

Is your hair curly? Kinda. More wavy than curly

What was the last CD you bought? Evanescence- The open door

Do looks matter? A little bit. Not much, though

Could you ever forgive a cheater? depends

Do you like your life right now? Kinda

Do you sleep with the TV on? Somtimes

Can you handle the truth? YES

Do you have good vision? yeah

Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? YES

What are you wearing? Oversized blue pyjamas

What is your favorite animal? Butterfly

What was the most recent thing you bought? Oversized blue pyjamas

Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(I am a girl!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE(I’ve never heard of them!)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.(NOT AT ALL!)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s(What the hell?)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.(Hmm...that one depends on what mood i'm in...)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

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22 Things To Never Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8. Bad cop! No donut!

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?

12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

14. I pay your salary!

15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

Kids Books You'll Never See (I love these!)

"You Were an Accident"

"How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"Bi-Curious George"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.

Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

Xx

Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."

The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."

Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over."

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I'm homeschooled, so I MUST be a poor, sheltered child who can't "socialize".

List 12 of your favourite characters (in no order) (Yes, I’m doing it a second time…But its just so fun! This time, I’ll use different characters…mostly...)

1) Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
2)Alice Cullen (Twilight)
3) Vernon (King)
4) Sid (Ice Age)
5) Diego (Ice Age)
6) Mahad (Skyland)
7) Random Virus (Ace Lightning)
8) Ronald Weasley (Harry Potter)
9) Rabbit (Skunk fu!)
10) Russell (King)
11) Fox (Skunk fu!)
12) Cortes (Skyland)

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
No, But that would be quite interesting. I would love to read that one :p
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Ahahahahah!! Oh, So, totally hot. Hahahahah!!
What would happen if 6 got 12 pregnant?
Mahad got Cortes pregnant? Snorts
Can you recall and fics about 9?
Yes. Yes I can.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Hm…Maybe…If they were on something…
5/9 or 5/10 and why?
Diego and Rabbit or Diego and Russell…Hmm…Diego and Rabbit, I think. I think that they are both more like each other than Diego and Russell, And their both animals! And, Rabbit seems to have a thing for potential predators :p heheheh…
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 doing something on the bed?
If Random walked in on Alice and Cortes doing something on the bed. That would be interesting. Especially with Random’s good and evil sides fighting for control all the time.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Russell starts ignoring the needs of his people for some reason. The people of Under are struggling and frankly beginning to get sick of their now-neglectful king. Vernon must get to the bottom of Russell’s sudden change before all hell breaks loose!
-hmm…I quite like that idea…
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Luna and Ron…Probably. The Harry Potter fandom ahs spouted all kinds of cracky pairings…
Suggest a title for 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
“Why?”

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
I would have Sid using a lot of corny, sleazy lines and Luna assuming that he’s acting so bizarre because of some weird creature that doesn’t actually exist.
What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
I have no frigging clue.
If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?
Oh, I don’t know! Um…Thoughtless (Don’t ask me why)
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Warning! A Harry Potter/Skyland crossover! Cracky pairings and no real plot! Read at your own risk!!
What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
None. She is married and he is twelve.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
About four days ago.