I'm Ethan (aka SchmEthan- clever name huh?)

\/ Kay, here goes... \/

(deep breath)

For all those that don't know me (aka everyone) I'm a 16 yr old curly-brown haired guy from Northern Ireland (16 at last!! I CAN GET A TRACTOR LICENSE NOW!!),

Interests = writing (deh), music (guitar, trombone LOL, bit o piano) and i sing too (oh noes!). Also, Nintendo = for the win!!

I like writing adventure, comedy, mentally unstable randomness shizz (my fav!) and the odd touch of romance within stories. For FanFic's, Star Fox = supir epic! Great story, great setting, great characters, its perfect to write about!

Anyway, music. As for t3h awesim bands i like, they're Muse, Coldplay, Feeder, Jimmy Eat World and to some extent Airbourne. I write songs (one of them's down there /points to storises list\ have a read lol) and enjoy farting about on the geetar. lols

as you've probably guessed, i think that STARFOXISTEHMOSTAWESIMESTGAMEINTHEWORLDEVVVVAAAAAARRRRRRRR!! ahem. Followed by Zelda, Smash Bros, Mario Kart and Halo. Yes, Halo. I like it. lol.

Well, since you might all contract AIDs if i talk any longer, i'll shut up. lolol

SchmEthan was here...
And still is...
Apart from now...

BTW...

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Visit my beta reader profile and see if I can help you!

YAYYY!!

\/ Stuff in progress: \/

The Hub Show

Coming at you LIVE from a cave in some forest, me and mah epic partner-in-randomness, IfEaRnOfIsH (also known as Jinxy, the mentally unstable Pokemon) comb our way through the cast of Torchwood, Doctor Who and possibly Teletubbies... Filled with radiators, ham, toasters, a Master of Randomness (me) and his somewhat unglamorous assistant (Jinxy) among lots of other random shizzz!! Can't be found on this page, but CAN be found from IfEaRnOfIsH's profile page OR through this here link--> The Hub Show!!

The Road to Somewhere or 21st Century Breakdown

This one's basically the result of some similarities between the Star Fox FoxxKrystal storyline and Green Day's new album 21st Century Breakdown. The album follows a guy and a girl, very much in love, but torn apart by war and bloodshed and politics. Chapter 2 coming soon!

Fox McCloud: Prince of Thieves:

Alright, it's a Star Fox/Robin Hood crossover inspired by the BBC series, but mostly the Disney take (Robin's a fox in that one!). I particularly like this one, so you might see quite a bit of it! Also, guess who comes along in Maid Marian's shoes!

Don't Hesitate

A collection of times when Fox took Wolf's advice. First chapter up soon!

A/N Prologue: Well, I didn't really want to ruin this story with A/Ns, so I thought I'd put them all here. But yeah, t3h prologue's up. I was playing Assault (for the first time zomg!) and i watched that scene on Corneria where Wolf tells Fox to not hesitate, just act. And then I was like, hmmmmmmmmm... and thought of a few times where that could have come into play in Fox's life. So yeah, tell me what you think! Ideas/corrections/praises/criticisms and organic toasters all welcome!

Update: I made a HUUUUUUUUUGE mistake! Instead of teh correct quote 'Don't hesitate. When the time comes, just act' I, being the idiot I am, put 'When the time comes, don't hesitate, just act' Not that it was that huge, but the entire story is kinda based on it. Oh well. Sorryz anyways.

A/N I: The Brilliant Mistake: Here it is! First of three times that Fox listens to Wolf, and it's just made his day. Yes, of course it's Fox X Krystal lolol. I'm hooked to that kinda stuff at the moment. So... yeah. There. Lol. Once again, reviews appriciated, corrections wanted, cheeses consumed, etc. LOL!

It's nearly over!! I'm writing the third chapter right now, and I can safely say that it's gonna be a biggie! Thanks to all who've read/reviewed this story, means a lot to me!

Paradoxial

Star Fox/Doctor Who crossover. Nice little piece where the Doc lands in Lylat and meets Star Fox. Obviously, theres some Fox X Krystal romance in it too. lols.

An Epic Adventure (working title)

A Zelda piece. Link goes off on an epic adventure. Really rough atm.

Star Fox: Musicians For Hire

First in hopefully a series of funnies about the Star Fox team in a different occupation. Star Fox is an up-and-coming band who are pretty awesim. I can confirm that there is actually a good storyline developing, so stay tuneded!

I write cuz I enjoy it. But I also like to write to please other readers. So if there's anything you'd like to see me make, gimme a shout and I'll see what I can do! lolol

I would also like to point out that I have a recording of the song You (as seen below). Unfortunately, it consists of two guitars and a vocal, and is recorded using an amp and a Guitar Hero: World Tour mic. You don't have to be smrt to guess that it is of terrible quality, but it is there for those who are curious nonetheless (ooooh! big word!)

If you've actually sat and read all this drivel then thanks (and well done for surviving lol), but for now, I'm outta here!

SchmEthan.