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Name: Brandon Age: 15 Gender: Male Interests: Reading, video games, and music. Favorite Bands: Green Day, Linkin park, Black Sabbath/Ozzy Ousborne Favorite games: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess/Ocarina Of Time, Neverwinter Nights 2, Fire Emblem Series, and Final Fantasy VI. Favorite Books: Rangers Apprentice, Harry Potter 1-7, His Dark Materials, Inkheart/Inkspell/Inkdeath, Inheritance Cycle. Likes: Hates: Favorite parings: Copy these You know that you live in the 21st century when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" If you think they should make another Zelda game and fast, copy and paste this into your profile. And if you agree that if Midna isn't in that new Zelda game you'll sue Nintendo for all it's got, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a Nintendo fan to your very soul, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking around in circles, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile. Stop Flamers Now! If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing thier butt off. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile. If you hate it when someone you know spoils a secret whether it be from a book, movie, or video game, copy this into your profile Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. Read And don't forget to review :) You MUST read my favorite stories Time Cannot Erase, and Among the Ashes by CallistoHime, | |||||||||||
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