| Roxanna Black |
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight. Hey!! I'm Roxanne Brown but you can call me Sarah J Cullen, BohoAngel, Sarah Black Xoxo or Uenice. Don't ask about the last one. One of my friends came up with that when I was going through my She's the Man obsession phase. Facts about me Diehard Sam/Leah fan proud Crosby fan EVEN though I live just across the border from Detroit. LOL, my mom almost got the shit beat out of her when she cheered for Crosby at a Stanley Cup game in Detroit ( wish I could've gone...) I've gone a VERY fuckin bad mouth. And one of my friends has inherited my bad language. Lucky her. I'm a girl. With semi long dark brown hair, side bangs, GIANT ( I mean like deer in the headlights big ) brown eyes,a funny nose, and ears that stick out. I'm about 5'5 and half Lebanese. Just got braces :( hate them so fuckin much!! I play piano. And I'm good. None of that chopsticks shit. I sing and am involved in a theater group with none of my friends :(. Good thing I love it... I'm a fairly happy person and have gotten to know myself a LOT better over the last year. I mean, I was actually looking at a outfit this morning and thinking ' Would my friends like this? I mean it's really cute but is it like OMG cute or cute to me?" I realized then that I have to much time on my hands. TayLautner is Smexy. Need I say more? I have a little bro that I would NORMALLY classify as a brat but over the last few months ( I've been fueding with my parents nonstop. Not like ' But mom? WHYY?' shit you all've done, no I mean like ' You know what? Go fuck off, jackass!' ) my little bro IS ... adorable. He's like a mini- Seth!! Every other word that comes out of his mouth is 'Sure!' :D I'm not what you would consider OMG SOOOO POPULAR but I'm not unpopular either. Me and my friends stick together and hope that we wont get caught up in the shallowness of some of the POPULAR girls. But not all of them are like that. I'm friends with like 4 of them, just not bff's. Well, one of them is a really good friend... she awsome, and funny and for some reason loves Handy Manny.. But she thinks shes fat and ugly but TOTALLY not. God, how can I show her that... I sometimes wish the world would just fuck off and leave me alone. But then I remember, this isnt Twilight honey, a vampire isnt going to come sweep me off my feet ( thank god! Im more of a werewolf lover myself...) My new Obsession is RENT. I've gone completely fangirl over Adam Pascal. I've only seen the movie so far, but I'm going to see the play by a local theater group and (hopefully) in Toronto with Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp!! Story behind my name; my real name is Sarah Jean ( Jean is ont my last name crazy stalkers). But seriously, I have like the weirdest name ever. And if one more person asks me if I'm russian because of my real last name (one which you will never know), I'm gonna lose it. I fell in love with the name Roxanne after reading 'The Juvie Three' by Gordon Gorman (amazing!!), I justthink it's edgy and ... different. Everything I want to classify myself as. And Brown is just normal I guess, nothing too weird. I'm just a normal teenage girl who's trying not to blend in with the crowd. The boys at my school are cool ( as friends ) and I've never had a serious boyfriend. My favourite color is purple and I think love at first sight is bullshit. I think all those 'post this on your profile' shit is a complete waste of time. My music tastes varies from Linkin Park to Idina Menzel to Taylor Swift to All Time Low. I don't trust people quickly and I swear I'm nice. I get straight A's ( except in Gym ), I'm a perfectionist control freak who's the messiest person you'll ever meet. Not egzagerating. I won second place in a spelling bee last year but my spelling skills are now awful. I'm from Canada and say WASHROOMS instead of Restrooms. You don't rest in a bathroom people, you wash your hands. I go to a catholic school and hate every second of it. My favourite term ( along with my friend's) is bitchslapper and I happen to attract guys that would be WAY better off as friends. I don't believe I 'm a shallow person and I think you CAN shop at stores like abercrombie and Hollister while staying true to your self. I believe change is AMAZING if a little scary at times. I've been told many times( about half by my uncle ) that I'm a 30 year old woman trapped in a teenager's body. I love my dog and my friends mean the world to me. I believe you can be happy without having a boyfriend/significant other. I'm also a VERY controversial person. I'm going out as Mimi Marquez for halloween next year with a retractabol pole (lmfao, only in my dreams ) and I cut up my school shirt just for the heck of it. Got in trouble for doing that but who really gives a damn? I bought it so whatever.I believe in not caring what other people think and just going for it. And yes, I'm the only one out of all my friends that will openly stare at a hot older guy. I have a rather dirty sense of humor that I can really only joke around with with one of my BfF's. The weirdest pairing ever invented is Leah/Charlie. Yes, there are fics about them /shudders/. I'm on student council and will diagree with someone just to cause a debate. But other than that, I'm pretty peaceful. I think tattoo's and piercings are a turn on, and I'm getting my nose pierced next year. And if my parent's turn around and say 'Sorry, no.' I'm getting one of my friends to do it for me. RIP-Stephanie (Daddy's Little Canibal) September 11, 1990- May 8, 2009. Caused by drunk driving accident RIP-Eric Raffoul. March 9, 1994-Febuary 17, 2009. Weak immune system. RIP Micheal Jackson- June 25, 2009 RIP- Farah Fawcet ?-? RIP Oxie Clean guy ?-? RIP Rosemary Kuli | |||||||||||||
1. Leah's Happily Ever After » reviewsAfter the drama overwhelmes her, Leah leaves La Push to go to college. While there,she makes new friends, getss the opportunity of a life time, and fall in love. But can you ever forget lost dreams? Leah/Sam eventually.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Leah & Sam2. Just so you Know reviewsLeah, I know this a lot for you to handle but I just wanted to say I love you. Just so you know." Sam makes a decision. Sam/Leah. Title based on song by Jesse McCartney.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-09 - Sam & Leah - Complete3. A Thousand Miles reviewsI'd give up my life for you, but would you for me?" Emily starts to doubt Sam's love for her. Emily POV. Name based on A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-09 - Emily - Complete4. Powerless reviewsHe's never felt so powerless, and he's never liked it more." Sam/Leah.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-09 - Sam & Leah - Complete5. Something to Believe In reviewsWhat if Sam never imprinted on Emily? Basicaly the story of him and Leah's lives together. Starts off when she starts high school. Sam/Leah. Rewriting. R and R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-1-09 - Leah & Sam6. Changing Directions reviewsDreams will change, people will change but a happily ever after will always be a happily ever after." Leah's thoughts when she find an old game of MASH.Some Blackwater and some Sam/Leah.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-09 - Leah - Complete7. For the Greater Good reviewsSeth's thoughts while he watched Leah play with their little cousins.Sam/LeahTwilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-24-09 - Seth - Complete8. A Night to Remember reviewsA pre-Twilight Sam/Leah one-shot. This time, they go to prom. This takes place after Sam's phased but before he meets Emily. title based on HSM3.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-09 - Sam & Leah - Complete9. Defying Gravity » reviewsA fluffy Sam/Leah 3-shot.Title based on Wicked. Rated T. R and R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 4-23-09 - Sam & Leah - Complete10. Trouble in Paradise » reviewsWhen Bella Swan is unwillingly auctioned off at her university's anual people auction, anything can happen... excpecially when her bidder is the mysterious Edward Cullen! Em/R B/E J/A Cannon pairings. AH/AUTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 3-2-0911. Truth or Dare » reviewsWhat could happen when Emmett gets bored and starts a game of truth or dare?.....ANYTHING!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 2-19-09