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| K.D. Ownz |
Author has written 7 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, Soul Eater, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Ciaossu! I love anime, just so you know! I'm hyper, I love chocolate, I love Yamamoto Takeshi (all who oppose, DIE!!!), and Morinozuka Takashi! I'm practically insane, but who isn't these days??? Also, I like yaoi! My favorite pairing is R27 (Adult Reborn x Tsuna). Wouldn't it be awesome to fight in a Zombie Apocalypse? Did I mention I was random? Writing is everything to me and I love Harry Potter. I love Percy Jackson (Leo!!!) and I hate Twilight!!! I love the Harry Potter/Takashi Morinozuka pairing. There aren't enough stories with those, so I hope that people who read this will be nice and write some! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, WolfofDoom, MonkHerrick Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. By order of Flame user Laurena There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. By order of Flame User Laurena Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, MonkHerrick, K.D. Ownz Ninety percent of the human race is shallow and simple minded. If you think it's not a mere coincidence that the same amount of people are NaruSaku haters, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie,witheringroots 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Friends or best friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"drink the rest of that, you know we dont waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you". If you fall for it, please put it on your profile as well! It's very funny, seening as how I fell for it too. | |||||||
1. Sudden Happiness » reviewsHarry and the Dursleys move to Japan and are supposed to stay for at least a year. But, they ditch Harry after two days! Stuck in Namimori by himself, will Tsuna and his Guardian's be able to open Harry up to a new, brighter world? Abused!Cute! HarryCrossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,324 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 2-19-13 - Published: 2-19-12 - Harry P. & T. Yamamoto2. Stutter reviewsHarry introduces his new friends to a song. Dancing, laughing, and hilarity ensue. Is a Sudden Happiness-verse but can be read as a stand-alone.Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-13 - Harry P. & T. Yamamoto - Complete3. Slythindor: This Is War reviewsThe Golden Trio plus Neville and Ginny team up with Draco, Blaise, Pansy, Daphne, Vinny, and Greg to bring fighting spirit to the school in this songfic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-30-12 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete4. Birthday Surprise reviewsThe Host are throwing asurprise party for Harry and they need him out of the way for a week. So what do they do? Send him on errands of course! But they don't make him do it alone. What? Mori-senpai wants to be the one to help him? SlashCrossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-5-12 - Harry P. & Mori/Takashi M.5. iPod Shuffle Challenge! reviewsWe've seen it happen countless times! Now, K.D. Ownz must do it! Yaoi/SlashCrossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-27-12 - Harry P. & Mori/Takashi M.6. All's Fair » reviewsHarry Potter and Rin Snape move to Japan with Sirius Black as their guardian. What happens when they meet the Host Club. OC x Hikaru and KaoruCrossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,742 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-22-12 - Published: 12-6-11 - Harry P.7. Truth or Dare » reviewsSoul Eater, Ouran, and Hetalia Characters come together to play TRUTH OR DARE! Also, me, my friends The Awzy Clan and my OCs. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-29-11 - Published: 10-7-11
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