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Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Hey my names Kita! I'm a 15 year old girl. I'm young, get over it. So here you will find me and my gang! (In other words my brother and his friend) But since this is MY profile since I UPDATE IT, they can't talk to me here! WOOT! I'm FREE~~~ I love Bleach, Naruto, and One Piece. I do like other animes buuuuuuut I don't feel like writing them down. If you REALLY want to know just look at the stories I favorited!! I LOVE quick updaters! ANYWAY! I will give you information on me and my gang! (My brother and his friend) Kita: Yep! This would be me! Hair: I have very long lilac hair. Eyes: I have these really girly (sadly) deep amethyst eyes. I own reading glasses but I don’t need to wear them most of the time. Clothes: I wear any type of white clothing with amethyst purple on them. Likes: I do enjoy playing video games. I prefer anime more than manga but it is still good. I do like candy on occasions. Dislikes: I do detest most type of work, I AM lazy after all. I get mad at Kad a lot. Broccoli and I DON’T mix. Mean liars get on my nerves, I mean a good joke is nice every now and then but some things just go TOO far. I really dislike cheaters; you know you should win fair and square! But if it was a game of cheating then yeah I like them. Loves: I love anime SO MUCH! I do love reading a good murder mystery book when I have the time. Don’t give me that look! Its just exciting reading and trying to figure out who the killer is! Hates: BOREDOM! I mean WHO LIKES being BORED?! Personality: Well for starters I really have a bad attitude when I'm annoyed. I REALLY don't talk this much since I can be shy but I NEVER show it. Kad gets on my nerves, I mean come on! We’re twins yet he is, like, a foot taller than me! He just had to be born 2 minutes before me... his friend Elliot is pretty cool, we do like the same stuff and get along... Anyway... I hate people that are dishonest unless it's an anime and I am one of the top students in my grade... along with Kad... I enjoy playing with my kitten Jan since she is a very strange cat. Has your cat ever attack your feet at night? But it is funny when she bites Kad!! I'm usually reading a book all day. Most people would think at me first glance; NERD! Nah I just like a good book. I like to laugh A LOT. I have very poor eyesight and can't read very well so I wear reading glasses to help me read better but I only wear that at home. Now that I think about it, the only person who knows I have reading glasses is Kad, I thought he would've told someone about them, and he said I looked cute in them, well he probably only said that so I would do something for him. Kad: My twin brother, sadly older... Hair: His hair is the same color as mine. I mean we ARE twins.. His hair though, ends a centimeter away from the top of the shoulder. Eyes: His eyes are the same color but his are slightly sharper. He is a guy after all and most guys have sharper eyes then girls. Clothes: He wears any clothes with white and amethyst purple that usually are short sleeved and long pants. We do have the same tastes in almost EVERYTHING sadly.. .. Likes: He likes video games the same as me.. : He likes manga the same as me.. .. He does enjoy being with Elliot when doing something. Usually stupid in that case. He really is fond of tea. Dislikes: He dislikes ME on occasions. And he dislikes liars and cheaters for the same reasons as me. Loves: He loves anime just as much as me. HOW MUCH MORE ARE WE GOING TO BECOME ALIKE?! He enjoys sports for Hueco Muedo knows why. The thing he loves the most is pulling pranks on me.. .. .. .. .. Hates: He DESPISES irresponsible people and people that goof off. He is just TOO serious! He really hates his fangirls. Personality: Kad really is a quiet person. He is really athletic and he loves sports. He gets along with everyone, but he usually only talks to Elliot. Kad must find Elliot more tolerable. Kad is pretty muscular and tall so he has a lot of fan girls and they are multiplied due to his responsible and serious nature. He loves the same things as me, he dresses like me, and talks like me!! It gets me SOOOOOOOOOO MAD!! People say it's obvious we are twins. Sigh Me, him, and Elliot are seen almost everywhere together, the only time we aren't is when we go to the bathroom obviously. He is really responsible but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like pulling pranks on me or doing something stupid with Elliot. He tries to help me when I can't understand something because of my poor eyesight. Most likely since I do his laundry. Elliot: A good friend of mine and Kad’s best friend. Hair: He has light brown hair. He ALWAYS keeps it under his hat he wears backwards. Sometimes he doesn’t notice the bit of it stickin out of the hole. It goes down to the back of his neck. Eyes: His eyes are milk chocolate brown. They are sharp eyes, but not as sharp as Kad's. Clothes: He wears a red vest that is NEVER closed with a plain white t-shirt underneath it. He wears these nice light blue jeans that look pretty worn. He wears white and red sneakers along with it. And the red backwards hat. If it were in the front you would see it having a white sun visor and a white oval as a symbol. Likes: Elliot really likes anime like me and Kad. He does like reading manga, maybe a bit more than me but Kad likes reading them the most. He likes going around with Kad. He likes humor BEYOND belief! Dislikes: any type of work, He dislikes liars and cheaters like me and Kad, buuuuut he doesn’t like them since he says he can do a better job. SighHe doesn’t like it at all when Kad is scolding him. He said that his nightmare was.. .. teachers. Loves: He LOVES goofing off and playing pranks. They are ACTUALLY kind of intelligent. He REALLY LOVES video games A. LOT! He loves any kind of technology. He does like making stuff like that, I am to scared to call them nothing but his ‘inventions’. Hates: He hates ANY kind of work that doesn’t involve one of his.. ‘inventions’.. The one thing he hates the ABSOLUTE MOST would be if one of his, err, ‘inventions’ had gained a problem. Personality: Elliot is a happy-go-lucky type of person. He is pretty lazy and hates work completely. He adores technology ENTIRELY. He is constantly being scolded by Kad when he doesn't do his work, so he does it since he told me he's starting to get headaches easier. Elliot is clever, but not that book smart. He is usually cheerful but when he is angered.. OH GOD IF HE IS ANGERED!.. For safety reasons I’ll just say STEAR CLEAR! Elliot has many friends out there but always kinda sticks with us. Maybe his friends are off somewhere, Kad just says that he wants to hang out with us more. I really don't know. Elliot likes video games maybe a bit more than me and Kad, seeing as how he is always holding some kind of piece of technology. I wonder why he likes them so much... Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted... Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk Make your ninja name from the following alphabet: A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ... Amaris- Karinkashikiari Kita- Mekichika Mekaziku (Kita: Wow I have a cool name) Kad- Mekate Mekaziku (Kad: DAMN MY NAME STILL SOUNDS LIKE THAT TWERP’S! Kita: WHY KAMI WHY?!) Elliot- Kutatakimoka Ludomeki(Elliot: …….my names sounds girly… Kad: Sorry man but I have to... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA) She Was Only 5 Years Old! Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them this is this panda this is is panda this is how panda this is you panda this is keep panda this is a panda this is retard panda this is busy panda this is for panda this is forty panda this is seconds panda ~now read every 3rd word starting from the top~ ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me FRIENDS: Ask me for my number FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield. Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days." FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, Pein!) Naruto Name Meanings: Sasuke- Parrot (Well it certainly explains the hawk...) Itachi- Weasel (SO HIM) Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.) Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?) Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?) Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?) Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.) Deidara- Mud (DAMN!!) or Day Flaw (...) Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Shouldn't that One Piece character's name be...) Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.) Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.) Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...) Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?) Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!) Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!) Gaara- Love (That explains his symbol...) Copy and paste this if you want to be more smartterer! And add another name to it till there's none left! If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile. (Kad: I'm trying to get the girl to stop) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge. The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you think that pollution, deforestation, killing off species and ozone depletion FREAKING SUCK and that your government needs to get it's act together and start helping clean it up, paste this to your profile. Promise that you will recycle, use enviroment friendly items and do your best to keep the planet healthy. It's our world, people, we've only got one! I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost Too many people have died because of other's needs of fame and fortune. If you care post this on your profile. "INTERCOURSE DOES NOT MAKE A RELATIONSHIP! ROMANCE AND LOVE ARE BASED ON LOVE AND EMOTIONS, NOT THE LUST OF THE FLESH! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT LOVE IS EXPRESSED THROUGH ACTIONS OVER TIME, NOT ONE QUICK, SIMPLE ACT THAT CREATES NOTHING MORE THAN TEMPORARY PLEASURES! FOR HEAVENS SAKE" QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have. 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow To put it nicely, I hope you choke. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! 67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... 70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. 72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. 101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!! (Kita: I wanna do this with Elliot and Kad! Kad and Elliot: WHY KAMI WHY?!) 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy". 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 43. Two words: "Marco Polo." 44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." 59. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it. 70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign. 71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag 72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming" 73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes 74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane 76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle) 77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!" 78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight 79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over. 80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap. 81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section 82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls. 83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner. 84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens. 85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it. 86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!" 87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund. 88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught 89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. 90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me." 91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name. 92. Rearrange items as you see fit. 93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere. 94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs. 95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex). 96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended). 97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items. 98. Follow someone until they notice. 99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial. 100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" 101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.' 5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .! 5 Truths of life: 1. You can kiss your elbow 2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again 3. You think you're so smart 4. The fact is that that is a lie 5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow Remember when: Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!! (Kad and Elliot: DUH!) Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!))) Jobun = Foreword Ichi = One Haru = Spring Sayonara = Goodbye Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone) Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart... Koibito / Amate = Lover Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear' Koi = Love Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan) Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man' Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto) Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura) Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke) Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi) Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man' Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag' Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin Ossan = Old man / Mister Onna = Woman Gaki = Brat -sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama -san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san -kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun -chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan -sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei -taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake) -shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura) -senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai, Deidara-sempai -kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! -/\_/\- ...／l、 These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one: -/\_/\- Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile Jubi Jinchuriki: Hotaru: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/324/b/5/Hotaru_chan_by_Azelf1717.jpg Akatsuki Hotaru: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/312/1/5/Hotaru_2_by_Azelf1717.jpg Miaka: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/324/4/1/Miaka_chan_by_Azelf1717.jpg Takara: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/324/1/0/Takara_2_by_Azelf1717.jpg | |||||||||
1. Jubi Jinchuriki: A New Akatsuki Shingami reviewsA baby born on the day the Jubi attacks another planet, no not Earth, but a different world all entirely. Can this new Jinchuriki face with being in a different world, being an Akatsuki member, and a secret Substitue Shinigami? Or run to Konoha?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-20-09
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