Facts About Me:

I have a huge temper if you piss me off

I'm kinda shy when I'm not familiar with things

Sometimes, I just wanna leave things alone when other people won't let up on the argument

I have a LONG list of people I wanna kill

I don't give a crap about what you say about me

People I Hate On Fanfiction.net and don't wanna talk to:

SpacePirateGirl

No offense to her or anybody who might be friends with her, but I had a pretty big fallout with that girl and I just absolutely can't deal with her.

Music Artists:

Eminem

Paramore

Evanescence

Avril Lavigne

Linkin Park

Three Days Grace

A Fine Frenzy

Snow Patrol

Britney Spears (only her new stuff)

Plain White T's

All-American Rejects

Sara Brightman

Mandy Moore

Pussycat Dolls

(many others I can't think of)

Top 5 Favorite Movies Right Now:

Blood and Chocolate

Billy Madison

8 Mile

New Moon

Baby Mama

Top 5 Favorite Actors/Actresses:

Adam Sandler (Billy Madison, Anger Management, Happy Gilmore, Bulletproof, Click, 50 First Dates)

Jason Stathem (Crank, Crank 2, Death Race, Transporter, Transporter 2, Transporter 3, Revolver, Snatch)

Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil (Alice), Resident Evil:Apocalypse, Resident Evil:Extinction)

Johnny Depp (Sleepy Hollow, Sweeney Todd)

Uma Therman (Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, The Life Before Her Eyes, My Super-Ex-Girlfriend)

Favorite Television Shows:

Naruto

America's Next Top Model

So You Think You Can Dance

Don't Forget The Lyrics

The Simpsons

Family Guy

South Park

House M.D.

Favorite Colors:

Black

Green

Red

Purple

Light Blue

Deep Blue

Favorite Couple:

Gaara and Sakura

Favorite Comedian:

Dane Cook

Favorite Food:

Hot Wings

Favorite Drink:

Virgin Strawberry Daiquiri

Favorite Books:

Twilight Saga-Stephanie Meyer

The Bar Code Tattoo-Suzanne Weyn

Distant Waves: A Novel Of The Titanic-Suzanne Weyn

Evermore-Alyson Noel

Wild Roses-Deb Calletti

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever run up the "Down" elevator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...'

'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'

'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rayne Star, i wish anime guys were real, XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, Goth-Vampire Ninja,Trausti, PurpleButterfly4,

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If, for no reason, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Gaara

2. Sakura

3. Shikamaru

4. Temari

5. Naruto

6. Ino

7. Kakashi

8. Kiba

9. Hinata

10. Anko

11. Neji

12. Shino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No...sounds interesting

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I woud have to say yes...no-homo...I'm a girl-I just think Temari has an awesome look

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I'm scared for my life...O.O Are they gonna kill me if I say anything bad about them...??

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, a lot

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No...No offense, but I don't like lesbo stories

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine-Naruto/Hinata

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

SCARRED, SCARRED, SCARRED!! DX O.O

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Shikamaru and Anko...uh...wow...

Two smart, lazy-ass shinobi in the Chunnin Exams. One is a contestant, one is a proctor...what will happen??

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

BETTER NOT BE!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Kakashi and Shino...Uh...Let me think..."Silver Bug Shelter"...O.O

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower one?

WRONG!! SO BLINDED!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Maybe...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I think so...Neji...I think I favortied someone with a Neji/Sakura story...it was actually pretty good...unless I forgot to favorite it!! Oh, God!! O.O (panic)

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Don't think so...Sakura/Temari/Naruto...interesting...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Anko. "Dumplings!!" lol-I think it's true...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Anima I Have Become by Three Days Grace...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

GAARA/INO/SHINO - LOTS OF FIGHTING/BLOOD/SHINO'S INDEFINATE DEATH ALONG WITH INO'S AS WELL!! heheh...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Anko/Sakura...uh...here goes nothing..."You come to the Forest of Death often...??"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Neji describing Sakura/Kiba..."They are SO defying their destiny...O.O"

20) How emo is Seven?

Not too much...just dark and mysterious...(Kakashi-lol XD)

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

Gaara: What are you doing Temari?

Temari: Uh, trying to kiss Sakura...hello??

Sakura: W-WHAT?!

Temari: Great, Gaara! Now you've freaked her out!

Gaara: growls Temari...? smirks

Temari: Yeah?

Gaara: I've never once thought of you as my older sister...SAND COFFIN!!

Temari: ...

Sakura: Blood...cool...smiles almost feral

Gaara: ...blood...

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

Ino...sluttish...

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?

Dark red hair, light green eyes, light eyebrows...(Gaara/Sakura)

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

Naruto. LOL SO EASY!! RAMEN/HINATA!! LOL

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

Sakura/Temari. Okay, first let's get something straight! WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT TWO AND FOUR?? Okay...anyway...siblings...aww...but that would mean Sakura was related to Gaara...oh, well...too bad, then there's no one...=D

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If you have ever played Dead or Alive 1, 2, 3, 4, or Extreme 2 for XBox or XBox 360, copy/paste this into your profile

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If you think Wal-Mart is not as FRIGGIN EVIL as LOWES, copy/paste this into your profile

5 friends-You're loved

4 friends-You're nice

3 friends-You're fortunate

2 friends-Not so lucky

1 friend-Got a personal life

0 friends-Doing fine

1 BEST FRIEND-FUCKING LUCKIER THAN ANYBODY THAT HAS 2 FRIENDS OR UP!!

If you have ever had a piece of clothing get stuck in an escalator, copy/paste this into your profile

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If you LOVE Eminem/his music, copy/paste this "EMINEM" line split onto your profile

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Girl Talk

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.