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Author has written 22 stories for NCIS. well My name is... I am not gonna tell you cause I do not know anyone on here so yeah my name is my buisness. I am 16 years old and live somewhere in a house. A little bout me I am horrible at keeping up with updating so my stories are usually short and far apart. I love NCIS and am a huge Tiva van but am starting to like this new ship of Ziva/Damon. I work at Subway and hang out at school with my friends and afterr school with the most amazing guy in the world. So yeah the only thing I ask of anyone is to read and revew my stories because the more reviews I get the more I wanna update. The little boy in the picture is my godson Zion For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done... haha. Out of 100 I have done/am doing 77 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" NCIS PROVERBS 1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in 2. Never mess with silver haired snipers 3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo 4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs 5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun 6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement NCIS quotes Tony: Wanna know what comes after red light behavior Ziva? Ziva: Uhh. Potential pregnancy Gibbs: What about your gut?" Tony: It wants a pizza. Tony: This is so Usual Suspects. Ziva: Tony, your dying words will be "I’ve seen this film." Tony: I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome. Ziva: This is turning into a circus. Tony: Here come the clowns Tony: That wasn't the way it looked, boss. Gibbs: I know. I know. Tony: The director kinda suckered me into that deal. Gibbs:Ziva caved first. Ziva: I didn't cave in! I was trying -- Gibbs: McGee next. McGee: It wasn't -- Gibbs: And my loyal St. Bernard held out until last. Tony: Well I -- Gibbs: Probably all of 30 seconds. Tony: “Mother! Blood, blood.” Ziva: Tony just put his hand in another mans pocket and it made him very happy. Abby: You wanna know the great thing about moms is that no matter what you say or do they always forgive you McGee's Nicknames: McCheat - McChittyChat - McContrary - McCranky - McDetail - McEgghead - McFlabby - McFlowerPower - McFreaky - McGarnagle - McGecko - McGeek - McGiggles - McGnome - McGoo - McGoogle - McGPS - McGruff - McGullable - McKilljoy - McLawyer - McLovin' - McMuse - McMotherboard - McNerd - McProbious - McRomeo - McScout - McShipmate - McSnapper - McSneaky - McSofty - McTardy - McTim - McZero Probie - Probalicious - Probie-Wan Kanobie - Daniel McBoone - The Great McOz - Elf Lord 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing Help I've fallen and can't get... Hey... Nice carpet didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. I'll smile for now, but i'm going to kill you later. I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once When life gives you the Jonas Brothers, punch them in the face and demand Fall Out Boy. Sometimes I lie awake wondering: "is life a multiple choice test, or a true/false test?" Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family. Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonades are really going to suck. Even if the voices are not real they have pretty good ideas. If at first you don't succeed, lion taming is not for you! I used up all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead instead. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it. If all else fails, try reading the instructions. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. "You Know You're OBSESSED with NCIS when.." You sing the song Tony sings when he goes undercover You cry when Jenny dies You cried on Judgment Day & kept crying even after Jenny died & you sat in front of the TV screaming & yelling & cussing You cry when Kate dies but in your head you say "yes, TIVA!" You keep waiting for the return of Jenny so there can be JIBBS You keep thinking "this is the eppy where Tony and Ziva get together.. but it never happens and you think "maybe next week" You have Tuesday @ 8:00 checked off on your TV, circled on your calendar, & written on your hand When you write under a photo description of facebook "i can come up with 200 ways to kill you with this spoon" when you're holding up a spoon with your BFF next to you When you can come up with 200 ways to kill someone with a paperclip & spoon When "it's kinda fun" is your catch phrase When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS.. a day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GOOD!!" your work here is done Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Mankind: What does this button do? It's probably just a rash. Are you sure the power is off? The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. It's strong enough for both of us. This doesn't taste right. I can do that with my eyes closed. I've done this before. Well, we've made it this far. That's odd. I'll just put my head in it to make sure. Don't be so superstitious. Now watch this. Look Ma! No Hands! Don't worry, it's not contagious. Of course it's safe. It can't get any worse... There's only one way to find out! "I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." Gibbs’s Rules: Rule # 1: Never let suspects stay together. Rule # 2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. Rule # 3: Never be unreachable. Rule # 4: Best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best. Rule # 5: never screw over your partner Rule # 6: don’t apologize, it’s a sign of weakness Rule # 7: always be specific when you lie Rule # 8: Never take anything for granted. Rule # 9: always carry your knife. Rule # 10: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. Rule # 11: when the job’s done, walk away Rule # 12: never date a coworker Rule # 13: never involve lawyers Rule # 15: always work as a team Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. Rule # 22: never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation. Rule # 23: Never mess with a marine’s coffee if you want to live Rule # 27: never eat in autopsy Rule # 37: always anticipate Rule # 38: your case, your lead Random Quotes from friends Drew: Wow you have boobies Me: Yea their amazing arn't they? Drew: Yep Me: And you wanna know the best part? Drew: What Me: I get to see them everyday Drew: No fair I want some Me: They have surgeries for that Me: Shut up I don't wanna deal with this crap. Grrrr Nature hates me Jacob: Hey look at the bright side Me: There is nothing bright on my side of the room Jacob: You have a weeks excuse for bitchyness | |||||||
1. The Flight is Worth the Fall » reviewsSequeal to My Life in My Words. 2 moths after her rdeal in Somalia we meet up with Katan as she must give up everything to save those she loves. What does that mean for her unborn brother and maybe a little suprise of her own?NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-22-13 - Published: 3-7-112. What Ziva Said » reviewsMostly one shots based on my other story My Life In My Words. Some more insight into Katans younger years.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-7-11 - Published: 5-8-10 - Ziva D.3. My life in my words » reviewsKatan is Zivas daughter and they just got the news that Ziva will be returning to US and NCIS. What goes with her whenshe first finds out, gets the boy shes always wanted and finally meets her father. Rand RNCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,466 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 11-17-10 - Published: 4-15-094. Why Did it Have to Change? reviewsSparked by a line in the new episode, " Enemies Foreign" Spoilers ahead but it is how I thought the scene with Ziva and her father should go.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-10 - Eli D. & Ziva D. - Complete5. It won't be like this for long » reviewsTony looks at his daughter and relizes something very important. TIVA Rand R. No longer a one shot second chapter is up.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 5-17-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete6. I Wanna Feel Something reviewsBased off the song I wanna Feel Something by Trace Adkins. Not a songfic though. Warning Rated M fror a reason, Major Giva Smut at the end. You have been warned so go forth with caution. Read and Review please. Also it would help to listen to the song wh.NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Ziva D. - Complete7. LetterUpdates for my storuesNCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 12-31-09 - Complete8. I Can't Live With Myself Today reviewsSlight spoilers for Aliyah and Truth or Consequences, Gibbs is Dead or is he? Jibbs Jibbs JibbsNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard9. I wish you still loved me » reviewsThe event of Judgement day with a little twist. three chapter ficket with spoilers if you haven't seen Judgement DayNCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-29-09 - Published: 12-13-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete10. Accidentaly in Love » reviewsTony and Ziva have been seeing each other for about 2 months. When Ziva comes to work with a suprise how will the team react. Especially TonyNCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 2-27-0911. He saved me A Tiva Poem reviewsA post 7:1 poem i wrote in English Class Read and let me know wat ya thinkNCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-6-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete12. I wouldn't have it any other Way reviewsWhat I think happened after Reunion. Spoilers, slightly if you havm't seen it yet. Nothing really just a mindless plot bunny thst kept hopping around on my brain. Read and Review pleaseNCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-30-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete13. There goes My Life reviewsAngry Daddy David and a pregnant Ziva. Starts off Teen and with every Verse they get older. Read and Review please. So long to finish thisNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D.14. Please Don't Leave Me reviewsGIVA! Post Alyiah What happens when a ninja and an ex- marine who happen to be dating get into a fight, especially when the ninja is still recovering from post tramatic stress disorder. Only ones who brave the read will know. Read and Review PleaseNCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-09 - Ziva D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete15. Open up your eyes reviewsOne year after Tony died what is going on with Ziva. The song is Open up your eyes by Daughtry. Read and Review.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-2-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete16. NO KISSES reviewsSubmited for Anas Tiva Challenge. What happens when you have Tony, Ziva and a stuck elevator. Read and Review pleaseNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete17. Here comes Goodbye reviewsTony and Kate have a secret. Will it be too late to share with everyone. Spoilers for Twilight but mostly a bit of fluffy sadness. Tate majorly. To the song Here comes Goodbye by Rascal Flats. Read and ReviewNCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-9-09 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete18. Stay reviewsTIVA/GIVA Ziva can't share Tony with Jeanne what will she do when she has to face it?NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-16-09 - Ziva D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs19. Everyother weekend McAbby style reviewsSong fic. Major MCAGGY FLUFF. May help if you listen to the song while reading. REVIEW PLEASENCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-8-09 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete20. Fall for you reviewsThe night after boxed in they are having that dinner. Feelings arise and relationships happen. MAJOR TIVA read and review pleaseNCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-1-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete21. Stupid Boy reviewsYou wanna be with Tim." He punches and kicks he. Ziva can't stand it anymore. Tony just isn't worth the painNCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-30-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
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