Author has written 8 stories for St. Trinian's, Alex Rider, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.
I'm Emerald Penguin, but funnily enough, that's not what my parent Christened me. I will admit right now to being terrible at updating storys, mainly because I'll have a flash of inspiration for the beginnings, write and post that, then realise I need a plot... But I'm getting better! Promise! :)
These are funny things I stole from other people's profiles, so fell free to steal them from me.
My friends are mentally retarded but so am i so whats the big deal.
Save the Earth!! its the only planet with chocolate!!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam, T-H-E OANA, reimihara21, Emerald Penguin
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile
If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Like, oh my God. I like totally broke a nail!...I mean LIKE stop talking LIKE that!)
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
Books-- Pride and Prejudice (The bests book ever written), The Book Thief, His Dark Materials, The Edge Chronicles, Inkheart, The Theif Lord, Narnia Chronicles, The Immortals (Why is there no fanfiction for this series?), Alex Rider, Chocolat, The Lollipop Shoes, Blackberry Wine (Yeah, I like Joanne Harris)
Films-- Labyrinth, St. Trinians, Pirates of the Caribbean (How did Jonney Depp go for being the King of Cool Captain Jack to the ultra creepy WillyWonka??), Four Weddings and a Funneral (watch with tissues), Notting Hill, Meet Joe Black (more tissues), The classic Disney films, 21, The Day After Tomorrow, Kingdom of Heaven... The list goes on...
TV-- OC, Smallville, Dark Angel, Roswell, House and other stuff that happens to be on.
Love and chocolate!!
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