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Author has written 9 stories for House, M.D., CSI, and Corner Gas. Before you start reading this, I'm warning you, it's very, very long! Hey! My name's Colleen. What's there to say? My favourite colour is red, my favourite book is Fire Star, my favourite T.V. shows are House MD, CSI:CrimeSceneInvestigation(the original) and Corner Gas, I love to read... obviously, I cannot spell to save my life, and I have a big Canadian sense of humor (meaning I laugh at everything) Random Quotes: "A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction."~Leo Tolstoy "There are two types of pedestrians: the quick, and the dead."~can't remember who said that :P "Never is just Reven spelt backwards"~Greg House "They recharge? I just keep buying new phones."~Greg House "I swear to DRUNK, I'm not GOD!" Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you hate sterotypes. Then just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes! If you’re under the age of 12 you shouldn’t even read this; Just because you were born in ’95 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid. It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just won’t cut it. You’re a 90’s kid if, -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!” You just cant resist finishing this . . . “In west Philadelphia born and raised...” You remember: -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early When everything was settled by: When kick ball was something you did everyday!! you used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching: -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. And you played with Silly Puddy and Sticky Tac that you stole from the teacher’s walls. You remember those Where’s Waldo books. Those awsome buzz lightyear shoes that light up. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum You remember watching: -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles You remember Ring Pops!! If you remember when every thing was “da BOMB!” You remember boom boxes . vs. You played and/or collected “Pogs” You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry’s All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand If you collected those: -Carebears -Silver dollars, which were cool to have If you even know what an original walkman is.. You know the Macarena by heart “Talk to the hand” . . .enough said. You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace When you would tell your friend u liked a someone then he would run off and tell he/shes friend then he/shes friend would tell her/him and if they liked you back he/shes friend would come tell u... XD ahhh good times ..Before the MySpace frenzy... Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 Before Spongebob ... When light up sneakers were cool and you had spiral spring shoelaces When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs When gas was 1.95 a galls When we recorded stuff on VCR You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear ONLY REPOST IF YOU SMILED AT AT LEAST HALF OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES! I honestly cried I was laughing to hard, but maybe I'm just strange America's Intelligence: On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile ╔╗╔╗ⓘ ⓛⓞⓥⓔ ⓓⓡ. Here are some poems with strong meaning: Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! My name is Sarah I must be stupid I wish I were better I can't speak at all When I awake When my mommy does come Don't make a sound! I hear him curse I try and hide He finds me weeping He slaps me and hits me He's already locked it I fall to the floor "I'm sorry!", I scream The hurt and the pain And he finally stops My name is Sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! How Didnt They Know? When Billy was 6 It was a sweet little bunny Accidental, they said. When Billy was 10 Boys will be boys When Billy turned 12 No harm was done. When Billy was 16, When Billy was finished The town went on weeping What happened, they asked, What about me? And the elderly dog (animal abuse help stop it! show you care post this on your profile if you do!!) Writing Tips: Do not put statements in the negative form. And don’t start sentences with a conjunction. If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration. Last, but not least, avoid cliche’s like the plague. | |||||||||
1. Land of the Living Skies » reviewsAfter the sheriff makes it mandatory for the Las Vegas CSI team to take a trip to work on group cohesion, the team ends up in the small town of Dog River, Saskatchewan, where they meet the nice people of Corner Gas. Please Read! GSR!Crossover - CSI & Corner Gas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 10-24-092. When You're Alone » reviewsCuddy is raped and beaten by an old ex boyfriend. She is left frightened, paranoid and extremely fragile. Can House help her over come her fear? Huddy! And lot's of it! DHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 10-22-09 - L. Cuddy & G. House3. Pain reviewsHouse has finally had enough. After Cuddy's death, his world had been upside down. Short One Shot. Kind of a Romeo and Juliet type of thing. In the death sense anyway. Warning Tragic, and Character Death, read at your own risk.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-12-09 - G. House - Complete4. 101 Ways to Annoy Lisa Cuddy reviewsHouse is bored. What else is there to do other than annoy Cuddy. Just a bit of humor brought out by my boredom. Please Read and Review. DHouse, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete5. Welcome to 49 » reviewsHouse get's into a motorcycle accident ouside of Cuddy's house. He wakes up in the hospital having no recollection of the past 20 years. Turns out he has post-traumatic amnesia. Can Cuddy help him remember. Huddy all the way! Please Read and Review. DHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 9-7-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete6. A Broken Heart Attack reviewsGSR... kind of. Warning Character Death. The title pretty much describes the story.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-09 - Sara S. & Gil G. - Complete7. One Tattoo » reviewsGSR Grissom has a tattoo, and the team is trying to figure out what it is. I know, sucky summary.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-6-09 - Gil G. & Sara S.8. Marriage Proposal Drabble reviewsIn the midst of their heated argument, House blurted out "I love you!" Just a short little drabble that came to my head. Warning: Very OOC.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-6-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete9. House Poetry reviewsJust a couple of poems I wrote that were inspired by house, and huddy.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-09
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