Name: Clara. No, wait! It's Bob. -Sarcasm-

Age: Older than 13, younger than 16.

Hair Color: Not green. (currently... >:D)

Height: Unfortunately, somewhere around Edward(Elric, not Sparkle-Boy)'s

Country: Somewhere North of Antarctica

Favorite Television Shows: House, Lie to Me, Supernatural, Invader Zim, THE OFFICE. OMFG

Favorite Mangas/Animes: Bleach, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist, Bakuman (different from Bakugan), Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro

Favorite Pairings: UlquiHime, LightXL, MelloXMatt, HitsuXKarin, TohruXKyo, HarryXGinny, MirokuXSango, NeuroXYako, UraharaXYourichi, MatudaXSayu, SzayelXOrihime, and some others I'm forgetting.

OTP: UlquiorraxOrihime

Types of Stories: Crossovers, especially with Harry Potter. Humor. Non-mushy romance. Tragic endings. FMA angst. >:D

Random Copy/Paste Stuff?

94 percent of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the 6 percent rofl-ing. (Yeah, like no one's done THIS one before...)

If you have ever felt like stabbing Yagami Light through the eyeball with a blunt fork, copy & paste.

If you loved Wall-E and you don't care how fricken kiddy it was, copy and paste into your profile.

If copy & paste things piss you off, and you do them anyways... you know what to do.

If you're on a Death Note-fangirl/boy freak phase, copy and paste this into your profile. :D

If you've ever done something really stupid and only realised how stupid it was a few days (or weeks or months...) later, copy and paste.

91 percent of people mistake randomness for stupidity. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you like blueberry muffins.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever put hot sauce on your waffles. (Uh... )

93 of the female population under 19 would be screaming in horror if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off of the Empire State building. Paste this into your profile of you would be one of the 7 percent wondering why so many people liked them that much.

Many, many, many... many people love Twilight. Copy & paste if you love to HATE on it.

Copy and paste this into your profile if FMA:Brotherhood owns the original anime.

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee 2/pctually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo’s Blue Pen (Can you say dominoes?), 11chiyochan (i knocked over my whole family and 3 of my cousins...that's 8 people!), Kuchaki (I knocked my friend into her crush and they we went falling down.), charz.the.manga.alchemist(I've knocked over all my friends at the same time! Oops!), Emma Mustang, queenclara00 (...bus...)

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If you are the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Kuchaki, charz.the.manga.alchemist, Emma Mustang, queenclara00

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Number your 12 fave FMA characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1 Edward

2. Alphonse

3. Envy

4. Scar

5. Lin

6. Ran Fan

7. Mustang

8. Hawkeye

9. Havoc

10. Greed

11. Winry

12. Armstrong

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ran Fan/Winry? No, but I'm sure they exist...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Scar... not really.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I would scream in horror, kill the baby, and alert Mustang.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Not as the main character. But yes, I do.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
-Shrugs- Not terrible.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hahahaaa, Lin/Greed. For obvious reasons.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He would die of a heart attack.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
EnvyxGreed... Let's see...

Envy always knew Greed was the rebelious type, but he never actually thought they would end up fighting on opposite sides. At least he knows who to blame: That blond chibi bastard... (lol, summary FAIL)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Never seen it. Must be, though.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

NONONONO Don't even make me THINK about that. Sorry. XD XD

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

A very crack-ish one. Maybe a bit of angst. Maybe.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Envy... maybe

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yeah.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I almost wanna see that.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

YOU'RE MINE, BABY! :DDD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm terrible at making decisions like this. Sorry. :P

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: DO NOT READ

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey... I'd like to find out just how immortal you really are... WINK. (whatever the fuck that means)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I don't think she'd approve or disapprove.

20) How emo is Seven?

Very.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a key, walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

About Me:

Awrite, so I'm one of those people who, when she gets into something, finds it EXCRUCIATINGLY DIFFICULT to give up. Right now, anime-wise, it's FMA. Before it was Death Note and before that it was Bleach. I like (aka love) music; don't ask me what type because I will say EVERYTHING (almost) :D. FOR INSTANCE: MetallicaTheBeatlesDavidBowieMyChemicalRomancePinkFloydYUILedZeppelinTheWhoIronMaidenThreeDaysGraceRollingStones and some other stuff. I play The Game. I know too many Chuck Norris jokes. I lost The Game. I have a DeviantArt under the same username (which is full of failart, anyways.). I'm random. I easily forget stuff. I say "stuff", "like", "and so", "dude", and "hella". A lot. I should be doing homework right now. I know the difference between your and you're, and it's and its. I'm agnostic. I firmly believe in gay(/lesbian/bisexual etc) rights. I am female and a drummer. I can be a grammar Nazi. I am a professional procrastinator.