These are the basics:

My name is Kira Duvane.

I LOVE scary movies, so naturally it's my favorite genre to write in.

My favorite characters go in this order: Freddy Krueger (Is beast/amazingful/sexy because of his sexy Freddy powers, and in general!)

P.s. Freddy if by some crazy chance your out there, save me from this hell I call life...thanks.

Michael Myers (Strange and cool/creepy)

Hannibal Lector (Smarticle)

Tiffany (Only girl villan to make it to the end of a series, and she definately demands respect)

Glen (He's so cute!)

Chucky (Serial Killer)

Glenda (I don't really like her that much)

Jason Voorhees (Sucks, but oh well.)

and then just continue down the line with who ever..

So anyway, i like getting reveiws on my stories, and like giving them as well.

I love seeing all the talent FanFiction has, and there is plenty to be found.

Three of my very best friends on here are:

Performanceklokdethklok-You have an amazing talent...I tell you that all the time though... _

Edward-turns-to-pants- I luv ya buddy!! Your awesome! _ (If Jason were a hippo would we visit him at the zoo?) lol...

and of course the oh so talented:

Total Insanity!-YOUR AN AWESOME BUDDY AND AN AMAZING WRITER!! I LUV YA! _

I'm at present helping co-write Freddy VS. Jason: rivalry (It was my idea to add in Don Dokken...that's weird for me..)

Total Insanity's helping me write Robert's Last Stand or RLS (Robert will be added back in after a few more chapters! I didn't forget him!)

That's about it...For now...Enjoy!

Quotes From NOES:

Cop #3: after seeing the crime scene in Glen's room What the HELL did that, Lieutenant?
Donald: I don't know. What's the coroner got to say?
Cop #3: He's been in the John pukin' since he saw it.

Freddy wears Tina mask
Tina Gray: Nancy, help me, please. Save me from...
Removes mask
Fred Krueger: Freddy!

Hallguard: Where's your pass?
Nancy: Screw your pass.

Nancy: Ok, here's what we're going to do.
Glen Lantz: It's dark in here.
Nancy: But it's not what you're thinking.

Glen is trying to get to sleep on the couch alone, but the sounds of Tina and Rod having sex is keeping him up
Glen Lantz: Morality sucks.

Glen Lantz: I'm going to punch out your ugly lights, whoever you are!

Nancy: Oh, God. I look 20 years old!

Glen Lantz: Oh, man. Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.

Nancy: What I learned in the dream clinic. That's what I'm trying to prove mother. Rod didn't kill Tina and he didn't hang himself. There's this guy. He's after us in our dreams.
Marge: But that's just not reality Nancy.
Nancy: Pulling Krueger's hat out of a drawer It's real momma, feel it.
Marge: Give me that damn thing!
Nancy: It even has his name written in it. Fred Krueger mom. Fred Krueger.
Realizing her mother knows about him
Nancy: Do you know who that is mother? Because if you do you better tell me cause he's after me now.

Marge: You want to know who Fred Krueger was? He was a filthy child murderer who killed at least 20 kids in the neighborhood. Kids we all knew.
Nancy: taken aback Oh, mom.
Marge: It drove us crazy when we didn't know who it was, but it was even worse after they caught him.
Nancy: Did they put him away?
Marge: Well, the lawyers got fat and the judge got famous, but somebody forgot to sign the search warrant in the right place and Krueger was free, just like that.
Nancy: What did you do, mother?

Nancy: screaming in the boiler room Come out and show yourself, you bastard!
fixing her watch, and Krueger comes from behind
Nancy: screaming and jumping from the boiler room and landing in front of her house on a rose bush Dammit! Where are you? Where are you Krueger?
laughing uncomfortably
Nancy: I know your here!
Fred Krueger: whispering Hey, Nancy.
pops out from under the rose bush
Nancy: jumps towards and grabs him I've got you now!
wrestles with him as her alarm wakes her
Nancy: screaming and waking in her room alone
Nancy: Oh.
holds her face in despair
Nancy: I'm crazy after all!

Dr. King: At the sleep clinic, referring to the monitor's brainwave display A nightmare now would be plus or minus five or six. She's about three.
Marge: Nancy begins twitching, as you hear Freddy's knives Doctor, what's she doing now? Is she asleep or awake?
Dr. King: the monitor's number quickly increases to 30
Shaking his head in disbelief
Dr. King: Something's wrong. It never gets this high!

Oprah Noodlemantra: All right, once again... This is your brain.
Cracks egg
Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain ON DRUGS. Any Questions?
Freddy hits him with the frying pan
Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are YOU on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me!

Freddy's Father: You been a waste since the day I took you in... now it's time to take your medicine.
whips Freddy with a belt
Young Freddy: laughs as the belt strikes him Thank you, sir. May I have another?
his father whips him four more times, but before he can do it the fifth time, Freddy grabs the belt
Young Freddy: You wanna know the secret of pain? If you just stop feeling it, you can start using it.
holds up a bloody razor blade

Orphanage Woman: Rocks imaginary kid on rocking horse There you go. Clippety, clop. Clippety, clop. Isn't that fun?

Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones... but nothin' will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
slices off thumb
Freddy Krueger: Then, they tried burying me.
slices off index finger
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: gives a finger gesture They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact But I just keep on tickin'.

Continuity: When Nancy tackles Freddy on her bed, the alarm clock on her bedside table is away from the edge of the desk. Yet in the shot when Freddy and Nancy roll off the side of the bed, the alarm clock on the bedside table has noticeably moved right to the edge so that Nancy can grab it as she falls.

Weird Random quotes:

Hunter S. Thompson
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Friedrich Nietzsche
Fear is the mother of morality.

Lyndon B. Johnson
Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

Insults: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth.

Parenting: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.

Relationships: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Relationships: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

Relationships: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
Come family! Sit in the snow with daddy and let us all bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow.

Spirituality: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
Dear Lord, the Gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... Thy will be done. (chomp, chomp, chomp)

Weird Humor: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

Work: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me... friends, co-workers, Tibor. I never thought it'd be my own wife.

Work: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
Come on, honey. You work yourself stupid for this family. If anyone deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you.

Work: Homer Simpson: Funny Simpsons Quotes
You heard me; I won't be in for the rest of the week... I told you! My baby beat me up! No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.

Yiddish Proverb
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Addams Family Values
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.

The Blair Witch Project
Heather: I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them.

When Harry Met Sally
Marie: All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

Last Action Hero
Danny Madigan: Man, are you an idiot. You made the classic movie mistake: don't explain so much!

The Waterboy
Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

1. Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company. Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

1. Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.4. Homer SimpsonYou tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

6. Steven Wright

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

7. Partick Moore

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.

Rodney Dangerfield
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

George Burns
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Woody Allen
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Marty Feldman
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Jerry Seinfeld
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Charlie Brown
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Robert Englund Quotes:

If they do something like that, maybe a Freddy Krueger fan, a girl, a really sick goth girl starts killing kids herself and Freddy has to put a stop to it, or they have to fight it out.
-Robert Englund (Cool movie ideas)

You're going to have to surrender a little bit to the contrivance of how Freddy and Jason get together.
-Robert Englund

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