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since: 02-15-09, id: 1839365, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
country: United States
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Twilight.

Hey, this is Green Elephant. I love to write

Dream - to become a Fantasy Writer

These are the Pairings that I like -

1. Naruto - Naruto x Sakura, Deidara x Ino (I love crach pairings...), Naruto x Ino, Neji x Hinata, Shikamaru x Ino, Sasori x Sakura, Sasuke x No one , Lee x Tenten, Tenten x Kisame, Itachi x Sakura, Pein x Konan, just a tad of Kankurou x Tenten and few I can't remember...

2. ATLA (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - ZUTARA, Tylokka (it's just fun), Sokka x Suki (don't know what it's called), Zuko x Mai (a tiny bit, not a lot)

3. Twilight - ExB, CarlislexEsme, EmmettxRosalie, JasperxAlice, SamxEmily, and crack pairings : Jacob x Alice, Jacob x Leah, Jasper x Angela (don't where that came from...), Felix x Leah, Leah x Jasper

Books that I like: "Fly by Night", Twilight Saga, Stoneheart Trilogy, Shadow Thieves, "The Declaration", Uglies Series, "Enna Burning" and "The Goose Girl", The Immortals, The Will of the Empress, The Circle Opens Series, Circle of Magic Series, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Young Wizards, and many more!

Bands I like: Family Force 5 (Favorite along with MCR), Bowling for Soup, Blink 182, Paramore, My Chemical Romance (My most favorite!), Cobra Starship, Switchfoot, The Used, The Matches, Mayday Parade, Newsboys, Reliant K, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, We the Kings, 3OH!3, DC Talk, Cute Is What We Aim For, All Time Low, The All-American Rejects, and other I can't remember! XD

Disclamer: In all my stories that I right, I don't own ANY characters! Except the ones you don't read in the books/shows/manga...

If in any of my one-shots or stories, if I offend anyone, I am REALLY sorry. I don't mean too. Sometimes I write some stuff down and then post it and after I post it, I realize that I might offend people. So, sorry! Mostly from "Help from a Sister" I might offend some...

I happen to be a girl who is still in school. I write poetry at times (which my sister says is very depressing and/or dark) and love to imagine what some of my oc characters would do in some situations in movies, books, real life situations, etc. But I won't tell you about them... Anywho, I really like ice cream and Starbucks and I love to play on the computer late at night. I like to listen to whatever my eldest sister listens to (we have almost the same taste in music) and my other older sister likes to write teenage stories on Mibba and asks me to read them to get my approval at times(don't know why though). In my household, my oldest sister is the Artist, my Mibba sister is the Singer, and I am the writer. We all have big dreams... only one of us has a real chance unfortunatly, which happens to be my Artists-of-a-sister. Not that my Singer-sister can't sing, she can and she's pretty good...I love to walk around my house in my pajamas and my hair is long but I want to cut it (And I did!). I happen to be short against my friends and I (hope) am a deep thinker (sometimes). I like to draw at times, though I suck at it... I'm both Democratic and Republican, or more like in between; when it's time for the voting time (I don't vote though, of course), I go for the one who's closer to my beliefs. I'm also addicted to Snapple, the juice and their tea, music, coffee, vollyball, and going around everywhere bearfoot (though I can't at school...)

Quotes -

"When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty, there arises the recognition of uglines. When they all know the good as good, there arises the recognition of evil." - Lao Tzu, The Tao Te Ching

"By plucking her petals you do not gather the beauty of the flower" - Rabindranath, "Stray Birds"

"One faces the future with one's past" - Pearl S. buck

"The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal in its glamour. The past is for inspiration, not imitation, for continuation, not repetition." - Israel Zangwill

"Truth is beautiful, (without)no doubt; but so are lies." - Ralp Waldo Emrson

"Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't." - Unknown

"The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth." - H. L. Mencken

"Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them." Pam Davis

"Copier!" -

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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1. Help From A Sister » reviews
NejiHina; Neji x Hinata. 1 OC character. Hinata's second cousin, Masa comes back to Konoha to find Hinata wanting her help. She trains Hinata for a year. But Neji is starting to realize something about Hinata; she starts catching his attention
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 3-1-09 - Hinata H. & Neji H.
2. Reverse This Curse SonFic reviews
Reverse This Curse" by Escape the Fate; Anti-SasuSaku, NaruSaku. Goes through Sakura's feelings of Sasuke. SLight cussin', not a lot. Maybe some OOC-ness, your opinion. Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-09 - Sakura H. - Complete
3. Angela Doesn't Like Black Cats reviews
“I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” – Bella Swan; Eclipse pg. 143; Out of all the people and things Angela Weber cares about, Black Cats aren't on her list...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-09 - Angela - Complete
4. To Confuse a Genius reviews
Shikamaru demands an answer and Ino just confuses him more... ShikaIno pairing. Review please
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-2-09 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
5. Depression, Anger, and No Tears » reviews
A story where Jasper is killed by the Volturi and Alice has to go home without him; How will she react? Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 3-18-09 - Alice
6. Deathbed
This is a story based on the song "Deathbed" by ReliantK. If you haven't heard the song, then listen to it! This only goes up to the first verse though, so it's not the whole song....
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete
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