| TheGreenElephant911 |
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Twilight. Hey, this is Green Elephant. I love to write Dream - to become a Fantasy Writer These are the Pairings that I like - 1. Naruto - Naruto x Sakura, Deidara x Ino (I love crach pairings...), Naruto x Ino, Neji x Hinata, Shikamaru x Ino, Sasori x Sakura, Sasuke x No one , Lee x Tenten, Tenten x Kisame, Itachi x Sakura, Pein x Konan, just a tad of Kankurou x Tenten and few I can't remember... 2. ATLA (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - ZUTARA, Tylokka (it's just fun), Sokka x Suki (don't know what it's called), Zuko x Mai (a tiny bit, not a lot) 3. Twilight - ExB, CarlislexEsme, EmmettxRosalie, JasperxAlice, SamxEmily, and crack pairings : Jacob x Alice, Jacob x Leah, Jasper x Angela (don't where that came from...), Felix x Leah, Leah x Jasper Books that I like: "Fly by Night", Twilight Saga, Stoneheart Trilogy, Shadow Thieves, "The Declaration", Uglies Series, "Enna Burning" and "The Goose Girl", The Immortals, The Will of the Empress, The Circle Opens Series, Circle of Magic Series, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Young Wizards, and many more! Bands I like: Family Force 5 (Favorite along with MCR), Bowling for Soup, Blink 182, Paramore, My Chemical Romance (My most favorite!), Cobra Starship, Switchfoot, The Used, The Matches, Mayday Parade, Newsboys, Reliant K, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, We the Kings, 3OH!3, DC Talk, Cute Is What We Aim For, All Time Low, The All-American Rejects, and other I can't remember! XD Disclamer: In all my stories that I right, I don't own ANY characters! Except the ones you don't read in the books/shows/manga... If in any of my one-shots or stories, if I offend anyone, I am REALLY sorry. I don't mean too. Sometimes I write some stuff down and then post it and after I post it, I realize that I might offend people. So, sorry! Mostly from "Help from a Sister" I might offend some... I happen to be a girl who is still in school. I write poetry at times (which my sister says is very depressing and/or dark) and love to imagine what some of my oc characters would do in some situations in movies, books, real life situations, etc. But I won't tell you about them... Anywho, I really like ice cream and Starbucks and I love to play on the computer late at night. I like to listen to whatever my eldest sister listens to (we have almost the same taste in music) and my other older sister likes to write teenage stories on Mibba and asks me to read them to get my approval at times(don't know why though). In my household, my oldest sister is the Artist, my Mibba sister is the Singer, and I am the writer. We all have big dreams... only one of us has a real chance unfortunatly, which happens to be my Artists-of-a-sister. Not that my Singer-sister can't sing, she can and she's pretty good...I love to walk around my house in my pajamas and my hair is long but I want to cut it (And I did!). I happen to be short against my friends and I (hope) am a deep thinker (sometimes). I like to draw at times, though I suck at it... I'm both Democratic and Republican, or more like in between; when it's time for the voting time (I don't vote though, of course), I go for the one who's closer to my beliefs. I'm also addicted to Snapple, the juice and their tea, music, coffee, vollyball, and going around everywhere bearfoot (though I can't at school...) Quotes - "When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty, there arises the recognition of uglines. When they all know the good as good, there arises the recognition of evil." - Lao Tzu, The Tao Te Ching "By plucking her petals you do not gather the beauty of the flower" - Rabindranath, "Stray Birds" "One faces the future with one's past" - Pearl S. buck "The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal in its glamour. The past is for inspiration, not imitation, for continuation, not repetition." - Israel Zangwill "Truth is beautiful, (without)no doubt; but so are lies." - Ralp Waldo Emrson "Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't." - Unknown "The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth." - H. L. Mencken "Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them." Pam Davis "Copier!" - For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. | |||||||
1. Help From A Sister » reviewsNejiHina; Neji x Hinata. 1 OC character. Hinata's second cousin, Masa comes back to Konoha to find Hinata wanting her help. She trains Hinata for a year. But Neji is starting to realize something about Hinata; she starts catching his attentionNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 3-1-09 - Hinata H. & Neji H.2. Reverse This Curse SonFic reviewsReverse This Curse" by Escape the Fate; Anti-SasuSaku, NaruSaku. Goes through Sakura's feelings of Sasuke. SLight cussin', not a lot. Maybe some OOC-ness, your opinion. Review Please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-09 - Sakura H. - Complete3. Angela Doesn't Like Black Cats reviews“I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” – Bella Swan; Eclipse pg. 143; Out of all the people and things Angela Weber cares about, Black Cats aren't on her list...Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-09 - Angela - Complete4. To Confuse a Genius reviewsShikamaru demands an answer and Ino just confuses him more... ShikaIno pairing. Review pleaseNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-2-09 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete5. Depression, Anger, and No Tears » reviewsA story where Jasper is killed by the Volturi and Alice has to go home without him; How will she react? Review please.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 3-18-09 - Alice6. DeathbedThis is a story based on the song "Deathbed" by ReliantK. If you haven't heard the song, then listen to it! This only goes up to the first verse though, so it's not the whole song....Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete