| darkwebx01 |
Author has written 20 stories for NiGHTS, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Dinosaur King, Secret Saturdays, Spectrobes, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ben 10, Code Lyoko, Parodies and Spoofs, Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Romeo × Juliet, Order of the Stick, Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Final Fantasy XII, and Generator Rex. I am me. Unless I have clones I wasn't aware, you aren't. I'm not sure what this proves, but it sounds cool. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo If you're wondering where the majority of my profile went, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Before I expose you to this chain letter, please enjoy my disclaimer and excuse. Disclaimer: Darkweb and Co. does not own this chain letter, although we have created a good rant on it. We take no responsibility for any deaths that may result as a consequence of not reposting this. (don't worry, not happening) Wait! Before we start the chain letter, we need an inane excuse! Inane excuse: I don't believe this, but...you know, I felt the urge to expose dozens of people to writing that is quite capable of scarring them for life. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If anyone takes this seriously, (I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.) there is now a counter chain being spread. This is a true story. CHAIN LETTERS ARE ALL FAKE! Repost this if you agree. Also, if you've tried actually looking up "Toma Sota Balcu," I'm sure you've found the article about it being an anagram warning us that robots will soon take over the world...or something like that. If you think that this supposed robot army should go jump in a lake and fry their little circuits, copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||||
1. Insert Freaky Nanotechnology Here reviewsA filler story for the ACMSES. Stu in the Generator Rex fandom, and something must be done about it.Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-25-11 - Complete2. Insert Comedic Attempts at Theft Here reviewsIn the beginning, there were cookies, and the guardians of cookies. Many tried to claim the cookies, but they were foiled. This is their story.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-15-11 - Complete3. Insert Summoning Spam Here reviewsTyler heads into Final Fantasy to capture a Stu. The Stu has a ridiculously long name.Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-23-114. Yugioh: Chaos Fighters » reviewsSometimes, little things make a big difference. One new student being accepted into Duel Academy...or in this case, three. When Duel Academy is called upon to save the world, will it rise to the challenge?Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-9-11 - Published: 1-2-115. Insert Dramatic Finale Here » reviewsThe massive finale.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-29-10 - Published: 5-31-106. Insert Ominous Experimentation Here reviewsSsyla is in the PCMSPS ship, along with quite a few other Sues and Stus. Why are they there? Read to find out.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-29-10 - Complete7. Insert Another World of Imagination Here reviewsTyler goes into the Looking Glass Wars fandom to capture a Sue. The PCMSPS gets involved. Stuff happens.Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-21-108. Insert Septuplet Superweapon Here reviewsTyler's a captive of the PCMSPS, and must be rescued. That's what happens here.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-10-109. Insert RPG Based Comic Here reviewsThis is starting to get repetitive...Tyler. Fandom. Stu. Done.Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-1-0910. Insert Blatant Shakespeare Ripoff Here reviewsTyler enters the RomeoxJuliet fandom after Faya. Need I say more at this point?Romeo × Juliet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-8-0911. Insert World of Imagination Here reviewsTyler is sent to the fandom of Sharkboy and Lavagirl to deal with Faya. This plot is starting to get old...Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-0912. Horror Movie Survival Guide reviewsThis is not the original Horror Movie Survival Guide, but please give it a chance.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-0913. Insert Computerized Universe Here reviewsFaya has popped up once again, this time in the Code Lyoko fandom! Will Tyler be able to capture her once and for all?Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-9-09 - Ulrich S. & William D.14. Insert OddLooking Alien Here reviewsTyler, still on the hunt for Faya, has entered the Ben 10 fandom! But will he be able to defeat the Sue?Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-4-0915. Sublime vs RidiculousSeto Kaiba's secret brother, a total moron, challenges Yugi!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Published: 6-30-09 - Yūgi M.16. Insert Form of Light Here reviewsTyler is sent to the Spectrobes fandom to deal with a Sue! But he finds out some interesting information...Spectrobes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-0917. Insert Strange Cryptid Name Here reviewsA Gary-Stu, the brother of Mary-Su, has appeared in the Secret Saturdays fandom! Tyler has come to capture it! But will he be able to survive the process?Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-25-0918. Insert Bad Dinosaur Related Pun Here reviewsMy third Society fic! A new Mary-Sue has appeared in the fandom of Dinosaur King! A newer Society agent is sent in to apprehend it! Unfortunately, this Sue seems a little more dangerous than Phantom...Dinosaur King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-0919. Insert Abnormally Pretentious Greekesque Name Here reviewsA Gary Stu has escaped into the Bartimaus fandom! The Society must hunt it down. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will care besides the Bartimaus universeBartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-24-0920. Insert Scary DreamRelated Name Here reviewsA Gary Stu has escaped into the dream world, and it is up to a new Society member to stop it! Typical huh?NiGHTS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete