Taryn Streambattle
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since: 02-16-09, id: 1840228, Profile Updated: 05-08-13
country: USA
Author has written 24 stories for Treasure Planet, Back to the Future, Redwall, Naruto, One Piece, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Young Justice.

All stories are undergoing revision to fix OOCness as of July 24, 2012.

While I no longer have the time to devote to Critics United as an official member, I support the cause

Thank you for coming to my profile! Thanks in advance for reading my stories.

Also thanks to anonymous reviewers, especially sara, who reviewed twice! You go, girl!

The Reviewer Revolution

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

I, Taryn Streambattle, do solemnly swear to review every story I read, both enjoyable and atrocious. I will give credit where it is due and will never leave a review that reads like "gr8 job! i luv this so much so plz update asap!11". I recognize my right of freedom of speech, and I acknowledge that I am entitled to my honest opinion - not that of the majority of your readers. I also promise to enforce the rules of this site and will not hold back on reminding you that by posting your work on this site for everyone to see, I am allowed to review how I see fit and if you do not like it, you can either leave the site or limit the viewing of your work to only your friends and family. I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this in your profile if you too join the Revolution.

Other Names: Shieldmaiden, only on the Redwall Wiki

A Note About Shipping-

I last updated this profile nearly a year ago. Since then, I've changed a lot as a person. Not only is my shipping now mainly based on the contrasts and and comparisons between characters, which allows for me to ship more than one character with more than one person- just not at the same time or universe. Furthermore, Shipping just doesn't interest me as much as it once did. I enjoy stories about friendship more than stories about shipping, and while I still read and enjoy pairing stories, I don't find it necessary to actively defend OTPs anymore.

If anything, I have firmer opinions about which romances are bad because of either stupidity/age of characters involved, or simply because the romance in-canon is forced/progressing too fast and unrealistic or psychologically/physically/emotionally unhealthy.

So instead of listing all the pairings I ship, crack or not, I've decided to just write for now and if I deem it appropriate or want to practice my romance skills, maybe you'll get a couple of oneshots featuring some of the couples I deem more interesting.


Fandoms come and go for me, but I have several fandoms that remain at the top of the list no matter how much time goes by. (Not listed in order) Title, medium, content rating and quality rating

Lord of the Rings- Literature, K, 5/5

Animorphs- Book Series, T, 4/5

One Piece- Manga/Anime, T, 5/5

Underland Chronicles- Book, T, 5/5

Redwall- Book series, T, 5/5

Justice League/JL Unlimited- Animated show, K, 5/5

Chronicles of Narnia- Book series, K, 5/5

Treasure Planet, Movie, PG, 5/5

Potential Candidates For Above List/New Fandoms/Current Obsessions

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle- Manga/Anime, T, 5/5

Young Justice: Invasion- Animated show, T, 4/5

Naruto- Manga/Anime, T, 4/5

X-men Evolution- Animated Show, T, 3/5


My stories are all undergoing revision to fix OOCness as of July 24, 2012. Concrit reviews returned.

"In my books there is life and death. Goodies get killed as well as baddies. It’s not like Walt Disney where there are singing teapots and we all go over the hill singing bobbidy-bobbidy-boo at the end so goodies get killed as well as baddies." - Brian Jacques, author of Redwall

"No, you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" -Hatake Kakashi.

"Those that break the rules and regulations are scum. But those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum."- Uchiha Obito

"I don't want to survive, I want to live!"- Captain B. McCrea, Wall-E

Bad fanfiction is like cockroaches. Every time you swat one, a zillion more pop up, and when you turn around, they turn out not to be dead.

"Make sure you bring a litter bag in the car. If it gets full, you can always chuck it out the window."- Will Hobbs

"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." -Benjamin Franklin


1. Shadowlands » reviews
Robin vanishes on his first Alpha mission and the Team tries to cope. Meanwhile, Robin has to fight his way through a dead Shadow World if he ever hopes to return home. Eventual crossover with Batman Beyond. Rated for descriptions of graphic violence against minors
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-23-13 - Published: 5-2-13 - Richard G./Nightwing & Bruce W./Batman
2. Rationality reviews
No matter how he tries, Tim cannot spit it out. Rated for a reason.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-13 - Timothy D./Robin III & Cassie S./Wonder Girl - Complete
3. Snapshot
He never intended for it to go this far. A few Newspaper clippings, maybe a few photographs. But this- it was out of control. And if anyone ever found out, Gotham would burn. Tim-centric drabble.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Published: 1-3-13 - Timothy D./Robin III & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
4. Bitter reviews
I've always wondered why if Bryony loved Veil so much, then why did she claim he was always evil after he saved her life? Saxtus knows the answer. Oneshot, complete. Spoilers for Outcast of Redwall and Mariel of Redwall
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-22-12 - Bryony & Veil - Complete
5. Nexus » reviews
Everything is connected in a complex web, and the tiniest change shakes the world. Unrelated AR AU oneshots. Most frequently featured: Naruto, Kakashi, Iruka, Obito, Tobi. Rating- Language, character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-16-12 - Published: 1-3-11 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U.
6. Thirty Strands of Pink Moss » reviews
Zoro, Chopper, and snippets of their friendship. Ranges from AU/AR to missing scenes, tragedy, or just plain madcap insanity. Rated T for blood and general swearing. Nakamaship only. Entry for StormSoul22's contest.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-27-11 - Published: 10-10-11 - Zoro & Chopper
7. Squire's Night reviews
During Arkham Asylum, Tim had his own battles to fight. One shot, Robin-centric. Mentions of nearly all the Batfamily that canonically appears in the games. EDIT- SORRY! Wrong File Uploaded. Fixed now.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-11 - Robin/Tim Drake & Batman/B. Wayne - Complete
8. Thirty Seconds with Green Furred Reindeer reviews
Zoro and Chopper's relationship, in a thirty-sentence prompt from penniless1. Nakamaship only, varied situations for each sentence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-11 - Chopper & Zoro - Complete
9. Correspondence reviews
"Just promise me one thing, Iruka: Don't die for him." One shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-11 - Iruka U. & Mizuki - Complete
10. Masquerade reviews
He's the only one who knows what goes on behind those innocent eyes. Conspiracy theory. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-11 - Orochimaru & Minato N. - Complete
11. Crossroads reviews
Twilight. A place between light and dark, sanity and insanity. Two characters stood on the line. Both jumped. Only one understood. And now, he calls the other into judgment. One shot. A character exploration of Sasuke through Zoro's perspective.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-6-11 - Sasuke U. & Zoro - Complete
12. Countdown reviews
Fifteen seconds left to live. I advise you use the time wisely. No? How about reminiscing, then?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-27-11 - Orochimaru & Iruka U. - Complete
13. Deception reviews
Of all the things Iruka has lied about in his life, this one hurts the most. A look at how Iruka really feels about Naruto and why he lied in the first place. An unusual perspective on Chapters 535 and 229. Rated for thematic events. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-17-11 - Iruka U. & Naruto U. - Complete
14. Definition of Humanity reviews
Kakashi's transition from a child to a man was not during his Chuunin Exams, or even during a battle in the midst of the Third Great Shinobi War. No, Kakashi became a man the day Obito opened his eyes to what he truly was: A coward.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-5-11 - Torune & Kakashi H. - Complete
15. Teaching the Teacher reviews
Sometimes, you need to think about yourself in order to be selfless. One-shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-24-10 - Iruka U. & Tsunade S. - Complete
16. Regrets reviews
Left to die, Mitarashi Anko muses on her life and the choices she made- and what she would do differently if she had the chance. Rated for slight language and implied character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-17-10 - Anko M. & Iruka U. - Complete
17. The Siege » reviews
How will the Noonvalers fare in battle, the one art they never learned, when they are attacked? And what of the party of five racing to Redwall, hoping to locate the Warrior who saved them once? How will they react when they learn he no longer knows them?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-21-10 - Published: 8-3-09 - Martin the Warrior & Laterose
18. Checkmate reviews
Even a genius is nothing more than a pawn in the hands of a skilled chessmaster. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-20-10 - Kakashi H. & Sakumo H. - Complete
19. That Night » reviews
The Kyuubi's shadow covers Konohagakure no Sato. The houses collapse, the people burn- it is a night the survivors will never forget. Rated: Gore & slight language. Prequel to "A Difference of Opinion," written before Chapter 500 came out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-12-10 - Published: 4-4-10 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
20. Worn Pathways reviews
A look into Kakashi's mind when he met his genin team for the first time. One shot. Gift fic for KakashiKrazed
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-22-10 - Kakashi H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
21. A Rusty Tool reviews
Shinobi are made specifically to be devoid of emotions. But emotions are what make one human, and when you lose your humanity, you lose everything. Written before chapter 500 came out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-10 - Kakashi H. & Sakumo H. - Complete
22. A Difference of Opinion » reviews
It is all too familiar. The jealous, power hungry glint in those black eyes, that expressionless face... He wouldn't listen to me. But maybe, just maybe, he'll listen to Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-26-10 - Published: 2-2-10 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
23. Discontinued reviews
On Hiatus.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-1-09
24. The Procryon Armada » reviews
When Jim goes missing enroute to the InterStellar Academy, Silver decides to look for him. In the meantime, Jim will have to fight to stay alive on board the PBS Naga. Rating might go up because of fighting/violence. On Hiatus
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 2-25-09
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