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Author has written 3 stories for Treasure Planet, Back to the Future, and Redwall. Kvetha Fricaya, Mae govannen. Greetings, Friend, well met. My user name is an invented character in the world of Redwall that I've begun a fan fic about, though not on this site. OK, before you vote on above poll, vote for either Pippin or Faramir- there's a tie. Please? If there's no victor by the end of the week, I will post the first chapter from Pippin's POV. I, Taryn Streambattle, solemnly vow on my honor as a knight of Rohan to review all the fan fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this in your profile if you too join the Revolution. Peace be unto you, Eldar-Mellon. I would appreciate it if you would vote on the poll above. When I finish my current Fan fic, The Procryon Armada, I will do a series of parallel stories from each of the mentioned characters, but I am unsure which to do first. The person with the most votes will go first, then I'll have a poll for the second and so forth. Please PM me when you vote, though do not say for whom you voted for. Atra du evarinya ono varda, y se onr sverdar sitya hvass. Namarie, Eldar-Mellon. May the stars watch over you, and may your sword stay sharp. Farewell, Elf-friend. (Yes I know I'm weird, see below) Yes I took out the link to the rest of my Redwall Fan Fic. Because I only post rewritten stuff on here why send you to the bad, incomplete stuff? Counter-productive. OK, now for some fun, (But first watch this, you won't regret it! Tribute to Martin and Rose) If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are crazy one minute, then calm, then stupid, then smart, and lastly angry, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are one of the few teenagers that DON'T do drugs, smoke, or drink, then copy and paste this onto your profile with pride. If Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister suddenly decided breathing was dumb, more than 3/4 of the teenage population would be suffocating. If you'd be one of the ones suffocating from laughter, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can be random, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... If you're obsessed with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate really obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the world's governments should make peace and not war, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Black Twisted Soul, StoryDreamer, GregsLabrat, Music Junkie32, Taryn Streambattle, If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. I'm homeschooled, so I MUST be a poor, sheltered child who can't "socialize". If you hate it when people's profiles are nothing but endless lists of stupid copy-and-pastes, DON'T paste this into your profile. (snerk) If you check your closet every week (at least) to see if there are any magic countries inside, copy-and-paste this into your profile. If you booed loudly at the Susan/Caspian kiss in the theater and didn't feel a bit sorry for doing it, copy-and-paste this into your profile. If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age (or even during their non-Narnia time in England) would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, can quote it word for word and do it at random moments, copy this into your profile. If you know that Bella Swan is The Queen Of All Mary Sues (and some people are too stubborn/deluded to admit it), copy-and-paste this into your profile If you know that Cassie from Animorphs is The Vice-Queen Of All Mary Sues (and some people are too stubborn/deluded to admit it), copy-and-paste this into your profile I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in today's culture. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, Taryn Streambattle "If you believe in God, copy-and-paste blah blah blah..." So what? What does believing in God mean? Lots of people, Christian and non-Christian believe He exists. Even demons "believe in God." What makes you so different? I, for one, don't merely believe in Him...I TRUST in Him. I don't just "believe in God"...I believe in JESUS! I believe He is the ONLY Way, the ONLY Truth and the ONLY Life and without Him there is no salvation! If you believe in Jesus and have His Joy in your heart, don't just copy-and-paste this into your profile...SHOW IT! Thus Sayeth the Keeper of the Sacred Pairing: Enough of Suspian and other boring/perverted pairings. I say it's time for a revolution! If you think nerds are better than princes and that the movieverse Susan ought to end up with the geek, copy and paste this into your profile and spread the word! Susan and the Geek forever! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace (I never go on), or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. (In fact, I don't even have a cell phone). I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (In fact, I don't give a rat's rear!) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Lord of the Rings, Redwall, The Underland Chronicles, Narnia, and too many other stuff to count, (See bookshelf) the girl who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need just any guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Taryn Streambattle, YOUR NAME HEREA teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it? If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, DaisyPinker, Julie AV,Fangrules, Taryn Streambattle, Month one: Month Two: Month Three: Month Four: Month Five: Month Six: Month Seven: Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and add your name to the list. Taryn Streambattle, 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.If you're part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off, copy and paste this into your profile. LIfe Lessons 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you are one of those people with insanely long profiles, cut and paste this into (you guessed it!) Your Profile and add your name to the list! Taryn Streambattle, YOUR NAME HERE On a Myer's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessasary! Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.) On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh! A bit late for that huh?) On Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought...) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Right. We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts!) On Nytol Sleeping Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One can only hope!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?) On packets of Nobby's Peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On a Japanese food processor: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): I think this is hilarious, and these are great comebacks to use in situations like this! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. "The best way to convince people you're not lying is to tell them you are!"- Shawn Spencer, Psych "Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake."- Napoleon Bonaparte "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."- Mark Twain You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. We're only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever. If you're going to get into trouble for hitting someone, you might as well do it hard. After a game, the king and the pawn go in the same box. If all is not lost, where is it? Sarcasm- the chosen weapon. If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. If we quit voting, will they all go away? Procrastinators unite tomorrow, bad spellers untie today. I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. When life hands you lemons, throw them at people. Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (I want to do some of these things REALLY badly!) 1. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! Repost this if you laughed... At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If this touches you, put in profile: My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sartichokeing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murdered me. | |||||||
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