Favourite anime/manga: ½ Prince, Bakuman, Cardcaptor Sakura, Code Geass, Crimson Spell, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Panic, Gundam Seed/Destiny, Hellsing, Inukami!, Kuroshitsuji, Kyou Kara Maoh, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Petshop of Horrors, Princess Princess, Princess Tutu, Soul Eater, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Tsubasa, Wallflower, Yami no Matsuei, xxxHOLiC, Zaou Taishi’s work, doujinshi/fanart by Balgus REC & Sabi, and I know I’m forgetting some…

Very insightful quotes I've accumulated:

“She appeared and…touched me.”

“The same place where I touched you? Bitch.” –Chris Patton (voices Fakir) from Princess Tutu bloopers eps.1-5

“Will you sing something for us?”

“We need money first.”

“Are you a part of a social rebellion against the older people?”

“It’s a dirty lie.”

“Are you going to get a haircut while you’re here?”

“I had one yesterday.”

“What about the development in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?”

“We have a campaign to stamp out Detroit.”

“Why do you think your music excites people so much?”

“If we knew, we’d form another group and be managers.” –Beatles press conference

“As an adult I’m not supposed to go down slides, so if I’m up at the top of a slide, I have to act like I got there accidentally. ‘How’d I get up here, Goddammit? I guess I have to slide down. Wheeeeeee…’” -Mitch Hedberg

The little pink phone was answered before it started into the lyrics of the Card Captor’s opening theme song.

“Hi, Raito! Misa loves you! Misa’s on her break right now!”

“Mm, that’s nice, Misa-san.”

“Ryuuzaki! Why are you answering Raito’s cell phone? Misa gave that to him so Misa could talk to him, not you!”

“Raito-kun’s mouth is a little preoccupied at the moment. Can he call you back?”

“No, Misa wants to talk to Raito! She hasn’t spoken to him all day! Make Raito come!”

“I’ll be sure to do that, Misa-san.”

And then L hung up on her. –Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice

“To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing” - Elbert Hubbard

"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it." –Steven Wright

My wife's a smart woman. She came up with a brilliant solution for the overpopulation of the planet. It's simple, unlike most brilliant ideas. Stop spending money on research for products like Cialis and Viagra, and instead, invest that money in research to develop a product that makes semen taste like chocolate. –Ron White

“There are no nudists in cold areas.” –Tsugumi Ohba

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Charles Swartz

(about his cousin Ray having made a homophobic remark) I said "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what degree are you gay." And he goes, "That's bullshit, man. I ain't gay at all." And I go "Yeah, you are. And I can prove it." He goes "Fine. Prove it." I go, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says "Yeah, I love porn. You know that." I said, "Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women?" And he goes, "No, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love." And I say "Oh, and do you like the guy to have a flabby, half-flaccid penis?" And he goes "No, I like big, hard, throbbing cock..."
(he trails off)

“...Do you like chocolate?”

–Ron White

Writing is easy: all you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until the drops of blood form on your forehead. –Gene Fowler

“If you were burning to death, I wouldn’t even piss on you.” Anything Sounds Sexy Spoken in French

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." -The Washington Post

“Light-kun, did we somehow end up in your closet?” –A Place Called Upendi

Yaoi fans have their reasons which reason knows nothing of.