Konnichiwa minna-san!
Hello!

Welcome! You have stumbled into the profile of Janna18.

The people closest to me call me Maya.
Im in my late teens with waist length (more like butt length rolleyes), blessed with dull brown eyes and messy, wavy brown hair
in an orthodox (grimace) family. Oh and not to worry. You'll never envy me.

I'm a tomboy, geek with a freakish fetish for computer and car parts,
loves math and english, excells at lecturing any stuff at any time.
I barely sleep or watch TV, but I make it up by being attached to my computer.

I love games. I especially excell at Badminton, shuttle, tenniquoit, throwball, volleyball, hockey. I enjoy fooling around with dodge ball,
I like strenuous excercises. I love testing my endurance, and there is nothing I love more than taking a stroll at the park,
or jogging away to Timbuktu.

Just proving my worth to myself.

My friends' opinion of me...

I'm polite. The Golden Girl, perfect in all ways (atleast to elders), caring, respectful and usually quite except when need calls for it.

I'm loyal, steadfast, strong, with an impeccable sense of sensitivity (you don't want to stand near me when I'm tickled if you value your ear drums)
I'm private as hell, pillar of solace and lovable in all ways.

I'm an alround person and will always be ready to lend a helping hand or a shoulder to cry on.

I draw beautifully. I have a lot of portraits worth selling and I'd gain a fortune by those transactions.

I'm a hard task master. I expect perfection and nothing less than that.

I'm an excellent sales-person, I have a way with words.

I'm always there for people. The thing I do best it - You talk and I listen. Thats like my motto. I'm never the talking type. All in all, I'm the gossip central of the town.

My opinion of myself...

Im a control freak, perfectionist, computer nerd, optionated weirdo (and im pround of that- deal with it mate), a walking Thesauras and
a grammar nazi with a vivid imagination, a chocoholic, loyal and passionateand a hopeless romantic geared up to save the world.
And I tend to be dramatic. a teeny weeny bit. Noticed?

I am a loner and a sadist. I love my self.
And though I wish it away, I care a lot about what other people think of me - meaning
I take to heart what people - who mean a lot to me - have to say to me.

Face it. No matter what anyone says, they are affected by pressure, and there is nothing more to it.

I ADORE children. They love me and I love them

Hmmm..so...

Writing is my passion - my door to escape the torments of life.
(I actually wrote a lot of stuff a few years back but they got deleted :( dunno why.. and
its been a few years since I visited the site.. So yall - Im back with a bang!!=) )
I've given a lot of my stories to my friends to post in their profiles as their own,
and I'm happy to say that the response has been amazing.

You guys make me proud!!...(wipes tears)

So...what else?...

I love Inuyasha, Cardcaptor Sakura, Prince Of Tennis, Detective School Q, Get Backers, Clamp School, Samurai X, Yu Yu Hakusho, Daa Daa Daa,
Captain Tsubasa, Escaflowne, La Corda Doro Primo de Passo, ...(The list is endless)

I LOVE books like The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter(as in the book, NOT the actor), Shakespeares, Iris Johansens, Jonathan Kellermans, Ken Follets,
Sherlock Holmes(The complete and unabridged), John Ramsay Millers, Robert Ludlums, Dan Browns, Agatha Christies,
Nancy Drew Hardy Boys Super Mysteries, Tess Gerritsons, John Stanfords, John Grishams, Robin Cooks, Nicholas Cages,
Edgar Allan Poe, Chetan Bhagats, Lisa Scottalines, Mary Higgins Clarks,
You can be assured that I'll be able to go on and on...

To comprise the above passage I love Mysteries,Murders,
Sapppy romances, Medical mysteris, Classics, ...
I'd better here now...=P

DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHICH PRINCE OF TENNIS CHARECTER YOU ARE?

http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/634622/which-prince-of-tennis-character-are-you

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHUSUKE FUJI WOULD THINK OF YOU?

http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/5774844/prince-of-tennis-what-would-shusuke-fuji-think-of-you

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHICH SEIGAKU TENNIS REGULAR WILL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND?

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JOKE TIME

On Nytol Sleeping Aid: “Warning. May cause drowsiness.” Really? Seriously?

On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” This leads me to wonder as to where?

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” Hmmmmm. Am I curious.

1) Regional Head is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Credit Manager is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) HR is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Sales Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) DMA thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Credit Ops Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Operations is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Risk team is a person who always tells that this is not the right baby.

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.

This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.

Can I come with him tomorrow?'

Divert Your Course

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Oct 1995.

Radio conversation released by thr chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Pls divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collition.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collition.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collition.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US navy ship. I repeat, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No. I say again to divert your course.

AMERICANS: This is the aircraft carrier US LINCOLN. the second largest ship in the US Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied with three destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I Demand that you change your course 15 degrees north.I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your Call.

XYZ Office ->

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000).

As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.
10 mins passed...5 more mins passed.

Security Officer started Announcement:
"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill,
as we are laying off almost 80 employees.
While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow.
We followed this approach as
we don't want to fill email box size with layoff email in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office.
Hope you have nice career ahead.
Please move in & try your luck".

Where ever I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock.
To err is human, but to forgive is not a company policy.
The road to success??... Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems. But if you think again, neither does milk.
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to another.
Since light travels faster than sound, people seem brighter beforeyou hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme to become rich quickly... but they never seem to work.
If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence of you having ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. He who has the gold, makes the rules -- Murphy's golden rule. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. Especially for engg. Students-- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker To repeat what other's have said requires education,to challenge it,requires brain

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Outside a London second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors clinic, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco :
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:
PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read this, copy and put it in your profile!

Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have some fresh cookies.)

If your profile has more than five "copy & paste this in your profile's" copy and paste this in your profile.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When noone is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Afug, xXMadNinjaSkillzXx, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Daisy19971, TheDarkDancer, Echizen Ryoma-sama,Alera08,Janna18,

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

This is a Chinese Feng Shui horoscope.
Take a moment to take this test! If
you are honest this tells the truth, it's
pretty accurate. Write your
answers on paper. Find out your horoscope
>at the bottom.1. Which is your favorite color: Red,Black, Blue, Green or Yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, Black or White?
5. The name of a person that is the same sex as you?
6. Your favorite number?
7... Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one)lol

When you are done, scroll down. Don't cheat! Grab a pen!

Answers:
1. I f you choose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservative and aggressive.
Green- Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love affection.
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.

2. If your initials are:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to live your life to the max and your love life is soon to
bloom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future looks very bright.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
Jul-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major
life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your life will be great; you will find your soul mate.

4. If you choose:
Black: Your life is about to get better.
You are more than ready for the change.
White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person should be your best friend..

6. This is how many close friends you will have in your life time..

7. If you choose:
California : You like adventure.
Florida : You are a laid back person.

8. If you choose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover. You are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9.You need to post this in your profile for your wish to come true.

STORY:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If Spelchek is ur best freind, then copy this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

My favorite quotes and sayings

During the struggle
They will pull us down
But please, please
Let's use this chance
To turn things around

So don't sit back and watch the days go by
Are you ever gonna live before you die?

You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault

You gotta spend some time, Love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you'll find, love
I will possess your heart.

Cause our lips, can touch
And our cheeks, can brush
Our lips can touch here
Well you are the one, the one that lies close to me
Whisper's "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly"
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly
Now there's no place else I could be but here in your arms
Hellogoodbye- Here in Your Arms

Everyone’s a letdown;
It just depends on just how far down they can go.

Hide the truth from my eyes
I will never know, I will never know…
And tear the sun from my sky
Because I will never know, I will never know…

And I think what I just wrote is going over my head
I’m stealing lines from myself
And what I said was never said
It’s just a lyrical lie,
Made up in my mind

And I do believe it’s true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
But if the silence takes you
Then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you’re the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

What kills me that I hurt you this way
The worst part is that I didn't even know
Now there's a million reasons for you to go
But if you can find a reason to stay
I'll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know that what's at stake
I know that I've let you down
And if you give me a chance
Believe that I can change
I'll keep us together, whatever it takes

You make me feel out of my element
Like I’m walking on broken glass
Like my world’s spinning in slow motion
And you’re moving too fast

I want a girl with lips like morphine
Knock me out every time they touch me
I wanna feel that kiss just crush me
And break me down
Knock me out!
Knock me out!
Cuz I've waited for all my life
To be here with you tonight
I want a girl with lips like morphine
Blow a kiss that leaves me gasping
I want to feel that lightning strike me
And burn me down

Tell me, tell me
What makes you think that you are invincible?
I can see it in your eyes that you’re so sure
Please don’t tell me that I’m the only one that’s vulnerable,
Impossible

This is just a typical love story
The boy you never wanted just steals your heart
I never saw it coming till I fell so hard

“Break away from the chains of life. Hope that when you jump, you do not fall, but fly.” -Lupe Lopez

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

"Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless"
-John Ruskin

"It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you."
-Bertrand Russell

"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
-Amy Bloom

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
-Some Genius

“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.” ~Eleanor Roosevelt

“I learned that strength is something you choose” ~I Learned From You (Miley Cyrus)

Guys aren’t worth your tears-and the one who is won’t make you cry

Don’t make someone a priority if they only make you an option

Life is a novel. You are the author. And every day is a new page.

It’s not about the ones who act to your face; it about the ones who remain true behind your back.

Live life to the fullest.

I don’t want to fit it; I want to stand out. I want the world to know that I made a difference.

Love is stupid. But we don’t love with our minds, do we? I would rather be stupidly in love, than heartbreakingly alone.

Who you are is not up to them.

There comes a time when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will. In the end, you will learn who is fake, who is true, and who would risk it all for you.

Beauty only gets attention. But personality captures the heart.

Sometimes you have to ignore the risks, forget the heart break, and just go for it.

Live the life you’ll always want to remember.

Smile; because every 60 seconds of frowning is a minute of happiness that you’ll never get back.

You only live once.

There’s only one you in the whole world, so be unique.

True love is when you can’t sleep, because your reality is much better than any dream.

The world will tell you who you are until you tell the world.

You’re not a cereal box, so don’t let people label you.

I’m becoming what you were to me.

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin." - Ivan Turgenev

"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end." - Ursula Le Guin

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. Live like there's no tomorrow. Fear like a stone." - Unknown

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched...but felt in the heart." - Helen Keller

"Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises." - Demosthenes

"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one." - James A. Froude

"The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream." Unknown

"It should take you four seconds to walk through that door, I'll give you two." Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffanys.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills its pupils." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"The man who smiles when something has gone wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"Men are like parking spots. All of the good ones are taken, and the only free ones are handicapped." - Unknown

"Girls are like cell phones. We love to be held, we love to be talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected." - Unknown

"There are three word that are guaranteed to humiliate any man: 'Hold my purse.'" - Unknown

"Whatever women do, they must do it twice as well as men to be considered as half good. Luckily, this is not even the tiniest bit difficult." - Unknown

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the 'UP' button." - Unknown

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack, is when you're playing charades..." - Demetri Martin

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - W.C. Fields

"Skill is walking over Niagara Falls on a tight rope. Intelligence is not even trying." - Unknown

"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars." - Steve Martin

"Women speak because they wish to do so, whereas men speak only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks." - Jean Kerr

"There will come a time in your life when you must decide between what's right, and what's easy. I hope that when the time comes for you, you pick the most logical option: what's easy." - Me

“It’s okay that you’re jealous of my happy dance – most people are.” – Me

“No, I won’t go get you a drink. God didn’t give you two legs in perfect working condition for decoration.” – Me

"It's band geek, not band nerd. If you're going to insult me, at least try and get it right." - Me

"There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the bank looking like an idiot." - Anonymous

"Suicide hotline; please hold." - Unknown

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." - Alan Minter

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Brittany Spears. (Go figure)

Borrow money from pessimistics - they don't expect any money back.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked in jet engines.

Why do physics always have to ask for your name?

I didn't loose my mind; I sold it on eBay.

I've never understood why people say,"If you die, I'll kill you!"

I've tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.

Buckle up - it's harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

Be nice to your kids...they choose your nursing home.

If you see someone running away with a shirt that says 'BOMB SQUAD', I suggest you follow them.

When French people swear, do they say,"Pardon my English"?

Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.

Why be difficult when, with a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Eat a live toad in the morning - it will ensure that nothing worse can happen in your day.

Light is faster than sound. This is why people appear to be bright until they speak.

Isn't funny how the evening news people always begins with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it really isn't?

"What's on your mind, if you don't mind the overstatement?" - Fred Allen

Slumber is like a heady wine, coursing through the body and the mind, leaving intoxication and relaxation in its wake. Its saccharine taste is a bittersweet lure to most, for with that dark alcohol induced unconsciousness walks truth—realism made unclear by fantasies drawn to our attention in dreams.
And the sun is like a shower, icy cold and harsh. Daybreak washes away our fantasies, our liquor and our ignorance, welcoming us—thrusting us rather, naked and vulnerable into actuality...

This is creepy!
Think of a letter between
A and W.

Repeat it
Out loud as
You scroll down.

Keep going . . .
Don't stop . ..

Think of an
Animal
That begins
With that letter.

Repeat it
Out loud
As you
Scroll down.

Think of
Either a
man's/woman's
Name
That
Begins
With the
Last letter
In the
Animals name

Almost
There...

Now
Count out
The letters
In that name
On the fingers
Of the hand
You are not
Using to
Scroll down.

Take the
Hand you
FIRST counted with
And hold it out

In front of you
At face level
.

Look at your
Palm
Very closely
And
Notice
The
Lines
In
Your
Hand
.

Do the lines
Take the
Form of the
First letter
In the
Persons name?!

look really hard...

Of course not...

Now TAKE THAT
HAND and smack
The STUPID out of yourself, and get a life!

Gone are the days
When we used to be for hours with our friends...
Now We don't have time to say HI...

Gone are the days
When we used to chat with friends on the grounds, in the park, face to face in the arms of mother nature...
Now we rarely chat at all, atleast heart to heart...

Gone are the days
When used to study just to pass...
Now we study to save ur jobs...

Gone are the days
When we used to have no money in our pockets & still fun filled our hearts...,.
Now we have tons for which we have absodamnlutely no use for...

Gone are the days
When we shouted on the roads...
Now we rarely speak...

GONE ARE THE DAYS...BUT THE MEMORIES ARE STILL THERE RIGHT?...

Which will be lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and ever more...

Always make time to say 'HI!'

When you find some one without a smile, Give them one of your own... It doesn't cost much, does it?

Why worry and have wrinkles, when you can smile and have dimples?

Smile and spread smiles =)

) KEEP SMILING (=

"In the end, We will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
-Martin Luther King Jr.

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