|the Last Flowerchild|
Author has written 50 stories for Of Mice and Men, Halloween, Beauty and the Beast, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, IT, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pokémon, Metalocalypse, 13 Ghosts, Dragon Ball Z, Road to Eldorado, Call of Duty, Friday the 13th, and Sleeping Beauty.
Hero: Marilyn Manson
Favorite Movie: Donnie Darko
Favorite Song: Leave A Scar, by Marilyn Manson
Favorite Band: Marilyn Manson
Favorite Food: Pancakes
Favorite Book: The Catcher in the Rye
Who Says: & from the BLEAK reality of life there comes a COMFORTING madness.
[Come on you people now, smile on your brother. Everybody get together try to love one another right now--Bringing back the 60s since 02-17-09]
:UPCOMING STORIES/FULL SUMMARIES:
SCREAM FOR ME--SEASON 2: After fleeing their old life in a small apartment complex, the four slashers Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Kruger, and Ghostface find themselves forced to relocate to a different, equally dysfunctional place--Camp Crystal Lake.
HEY, YOU. HERE'S THE IMPORTANT STUFFS.
Copywrite infringe: True, I don't claim the characters of anything I will ever post in this site--nobody does, that's why it's called fanfic--but I did create the plots and/or situations that the characters are in, so if I see you downright stealing my ideas for plot lines or whatever, I'm gonna report you. Sorry, but I came up with Scream For Me and all my other stories and they are my loves, so leave them be and just enjoy.
Disclaimer, please? In case you didn't read it in the paragraph above, I do not claim and will never claim any of the characters that I write about as my own unless I specifically specify otherwise, so don't be a jackass and try to sue me or whatever, 'cause I'll get pissed. Thanks.
*gasp* M/M SLASH?! Yeah, I love it, I write it, and I dream about it at night--forget I said that last part. _ ANYWAY, my point is this: if you're not into it, that's fine with me, but don't expect me to stop writing it. What can I say, it's hot? So leave me alone!
Constructive criticism: Teachers and parents say that it's real, but I secretly think that it's a lie. How can you be constructive and criticizing at the same time? Well, I guess like this--don't just give me a review that says, 'I hate it, it sucks, the plot it stupid and I don't understand how those two ended up together. I hate you. Go die,' because I will get mad. I won't block the comment, though, because I think that everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I will, however, say this: if you want to bash my work, at least give me a reason why you hate it. Help me make it better...unless you're a total mother-douche bag dildo-licker and just want to tell me that it sucks for no reason. That's your purgative.
Censored: Some of my writing can be a little on the risque/offensive side. I have made jokes about God, Miley Cyrus, Twilight, Barack Obama, and also I have written a story that graphically describes male on male sex[never female on female, cause I'm just not into it, not that I'm downing you if you are]. If you don't like it or don't think that it's funny, then piss off, 'cause I hate you. Lol just kidding. Everyone has their own opinions blah, blah...whatever. Just warning you now, heed the rating! And don't send me messages about how I am going to hell for joking about God--he's a big boy. I would like to think that he can stand up for himself.
Ohh...Sexually Explicit??? Yes, some of my stories are, and will continue to be, very graphic and descriptive in sexual content. Why? 'Cause I love writing it...maybe a little TOO much...anyways, I sort of got over my sex-writing-virgin-fear-shyness thing and now I'm not afraid to really get into the dirty details. Good for me and yays for you who gets to read it...I guess... [-_O]
Grammar/Errors In Writing: Yes, I understand that some of my stuff has some errors and all that good shit, but here's the deal--I type the whole story, go back, read it ALL from the beginning several times, and edit it like that. I publish it and don't go back and read it online ever again. If I miss an error, sorry, I'm only human. Some of the errors I am well aware of, but I just don't feel like reuploading it just to add a word in or take away a period...yup, that's how it is. Also, I do try to use correct English verb usage and crap; I follow all the rules and shit, because people who don't kind of piss me off--your writing represents what kind of author you are, so care about it. Also, never in any of my work will you see the words 'erm', 'wellp', or 'yep'. For some reason it pisses me off. Just an odd personal preference.
REVIEWS: Honestly, this pisses me off more than anything, more than all the politicans in the world combined--when people read my stories and they get traffic, but no reviews. People, please don't be puppy and kitten killers, reveiw my stuff! It's really the only reason I write it. If I wanted to talk to myself--or in this case write to myself, I would, but I want to know what other people think. So reveiw it or I won't finish it, that simple. I'm not going to waste my time on things that I know I won't get any feedback from. Why? 'Cause I'm the Last Flowerchild and I can do that. Honestly, it just makes me feel good when I wake up on a fucking stupid Monday morning, get ready to go to school, and I see a review notification in my inbox. I loves it.
C'mon, don't you want to make a flowerchild smile today?
OMG. Read some of my fanfics.
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