I am YaoiLuvr. Fear me if you dare.

I know copied that from Puss in Boots off Shrek, but I always wanted to say that. I also wanted to say this:

I'm gonna be president one day! Believe it! (I actually wanted to president when I was like... 10 or 11 or something. but if i tried i would be assassignated within a week, no 24 hours, by congress)

And also this:

My name is YaoiLuvr. I hate a lot of things. And I don't particarly like anthing. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going t to restore my clan. And destroy a certain someone. (Yes, that is what Sasuke says in the anime when they meet Kakashi. Actually that is exactally what he says. except he says his name not mine. I memorized it the first time i saw it.)

In other news in Green Hill zone there will be a 34.423 chance of rain, in the hidden leaf village it will be all sun today with High temp. of 90 degress F. In unrelated news a Black Hedgehog with red stripes has been seen dueling with a member of the hidden leaf village who appers to be using fire jutsu. That is all.

Sasuke vs. Shadow the Hedgehog - Sasuke totally wins!(heh heh, oh yeah)

Lot's O' Copy and Paste's

If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, put this on your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, YaoiLuvr are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone that should be run over by a bus put this in your profile.

If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, forbiddesnkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, YaoiLuvr

Crazy Copy & Paste's

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Can you read this?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

If Hannah Montana tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building 90 of the world would tell her not to jump and 1 of the world would tell her to jump. If you are part of the 9 that would be up there pushing her off copy and paste this onto your profile.(fake statistics but me and friends see it as true)

Most girls in the world would kill for Zac Efron to kiss them. If your are part of the few who would would kill him if he tried to kiss you copy and paste this onto your profile and put your name on the list: YaoiLuvr

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things. Bold the stuff that's you!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

1. Only inAmerica...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Za Webmaster Authoress, Plutobaby494, Goddessa39, Kumomaru, animedragon59, YaoiLuvr

This next section is just some random things I read on someone's profile that I thought was funny:

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, Myela Marea, animedragon59, YaoiLuvr

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: Tractor (wait...thats more than four lol)

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever made up one of your own "If you... then copy this...", copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Kumomaru, animedragon59

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If the ending of the fillers has brought you great joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you hate parties because people keep you there to hate your guts, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you can entertain yourself for hours with a rubber ducky you caught at a baseball game. Crazy is deciding to actually give out those rubber duckys at a baseball game in the first place. (come to think of it, it doesn't have to be baseball either) So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate cats because they will scracth you up, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know before you read this that cats will eat your dead corpse, copy this into your profile, cuz i aint kidding.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

98 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. If you are a part of the 2 percent that would be laughing their asses off at them, put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

CHOOSE LIFE! NO CHILD DESERVES TO DIE!! WHY DO WE GET TO DECIDE? WHY DO WE COMPLAIN AND CRY OVER WHAT WE NOT WHEN THEY HAVE HAD NOTHING!! IT IS YOUR FAULT NOT THEIRS!! HYPOCRITES ARE YOU WHO SAY THEY SHOULD DIE!! ALL OF YOU ... WHY ARE YOU A SURVIVOR?? BECAUSE YOU WERE LOVED... UNLIKE THEM... IF THEIR PARENTS ACTUALLY SAW THEM... LOVE!! THATS ALL WE MISS!! IDIOTS ARE THEY WHO DO SAY DEATH IS THE ANSWER!! YOU MAY CALL ME STUPID.. NAIVE.. CHILDISH.. FOOLISH... OR WHATEVER YOU WANT! I HAVE BEFORE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO BA AGAIN!! I KNOW WHATS RIGHT AND I WILL STAND FIRM TO THAT!! AND NO... I MAY BE OR MAY NOT BE OVERREACTING BUT LISTEN TO WHAT YOU KNOW!! DO THEY REALLY DESERVE TO DIE IN THE FASHIION THEY DO?? BEING BEHEADED THE MOMENT THEY TAKE THEIR FIRST BREATH!! LISTEN!!

(just 2 let u know this thing(poem) here is not mine i copied i so the credit goes to them!!)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things.

So true

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste thisinto your profile and add your name to the list:
Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23,
Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,
Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura, Sakuranata Kunoichi of darkness,
Animefaves, xXSaku-chanXx , no tears left to cry, YaoiLuvr

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile.

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There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening."

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

With a stoplight, Green means Go, Yellow means Slow, and Red means Stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means Go, Green means Whoa Slow Down, and Red means Where The Heck Did You Get A Red Banana?!

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

THIS IS HOW WEIRDOS MAKE FRIENDS

People think weirdos can't make friends. Well, they're wrong.

Usually one weird person will find another weird person and those two will engulf themselves in mutual weirdness and we call those people our friends! =)

If you believe this as well, copy and paste this to your profile.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, X-X-N.H.Y.C.I.S.H-X-X, Millenium Ring, Breezy411, RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, Naru-Vampire, jesselovemeto, wolfrider93, YaoiLuvr

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, Confession68, CrazyGirlOfManyNames, jesselovemeto, wolfrider93, YaoiLuvr

SASUKE RULES CLUB:IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess,wolfrider93, YaoiLuvr

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, SakuraAkatsuki101, wolfrider93, YaoiLuvr

If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile.

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copy this to your profile.

If your family wonders how u can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into ur profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a proud fan of Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile. Dattebayo!

If you've ever found yourself yelling angrilly at your computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe ninjas are stalking you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are madly in love with guys who aren't real, copy and paste this to your profile.

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.--( You vocabulary, reading skills and Imagination increases too_)

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile.

If you actually read through this entire thing, and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you love all/almost all Naruto characters, copy and paste into your profile.

If you think Kakashi looks hotter andmore mysterious with his mask ON, copy and paste into your profile.

If you like the Sharingan wielders on Naruto (Kakashi, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke), copy and paste into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile.

If you've ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it, copy and paste into your profile.

If you hang out with the guys even though you're a girl, copy and paste!

If you are completely random, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself put this in your profile.

If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.

If u already lost ur sanity copy and paste this to ur profile.

If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile.

If you have ever thrown random objects at the T.V because a character you don't like appeared, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing, C&P this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you love God with your whole heart then copy this and put it in your profile

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sung in the shower and were caught by your parents, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate SasuHina copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If your sick of kids at school always looking like the dang rainbow copy and paste this on your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DARN! That is a lot of stuff!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think the guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. If you agree copy and paste this into your profile.

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

lol if u have ever done anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Cool God Stuff:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Boy/Girl Stuff:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

I saw this on someone's profile for guys to copy and paste if this was true for them. Girls, read this and get some sense in your head! I'm a girl and agree with this.

If your a girl and realize your mistake copy and paste this onto your profile. If your a guy and this is true for you copy and paste this onto your profile.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)?Sasuke, Gaara, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Anko

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, KibaShino, DeiIta, HiDei (there are others but I either don't like them as much or forgot)

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Both. Though I prefer Yaoi. I'll tolerate yuri in a story as well as long as it only says they're together and don't get farther than a kiss. I'm straight.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Itachi and Hinata. I went to Momo-con. I was supposed to go as Sasuke but my hair wouldn't spike so I went as Hinata and ended up leving as Itachi(don't ask but if you do I will tell)

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. I have to many to list but some are plushies, an akatsuki cloak and hat, Itachi's necklace, and more.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? depends on what you mean.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I used to until it was revealed he really is Madara. I was so shocked since the evidence pointed to Obito.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? I always have and I was soooo happy when it was proved by the Yondaime himself!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara! Art is a BANG!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? nope. I skipped fillers when I lost T.V. and didn't watch a lot of them. I missed some of then non-fillers and haven't gone back yet. I have watched some Shippuden subbed but have read most of the manga for it and plan on watching all of them when they are dubbed.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? nope but I am try to buy them all and read a lot of them online

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? YES! And it's AWESOME! And HILARIOUS! Though there are times when he mellows done and those are great too.

17) Sub or dub? I like both but prefer dub.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? depends. I like her in Shippuden when she's not as girly and fangirl-ly toward Sasuke. But she is a disgrace to women before then. Except inner-Sakura, she's cool. (and there is a difference)

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? A little both, but mostly funny.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara disguised as a boy with ADD and likes to talk in third-person.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? HAKU! Wait, he already is one. He still kicks ass though!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Both. But mostly weird. But weird is awesome soooo... yeah.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? It's a tie between Tobi and Naruto. I mean think about it. They could go acting like those weird professor guys that can say a speech about anything and wear glasses which they look over the top of to stare at you strangely. Plus Tobi in glasses would be funny. After all he would still wear the mask.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? YES!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes!

27) Do you like lemons? Depends on your definition. I hate the fruit.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? In a way. They know a few because I tend to rant.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? no

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? yes and quite a few are funny

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? No, but Iwant to!

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? yep. But not many times.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? no. But that would be AWESOME and funny!

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? My life, yes. My grades, I do not know.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yep and proud of it!

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope. I used to until I found out he was Nagato.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? yes

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? sort of. But he's still the hottest/sexiest guy on there when he's not in second state.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? umm... yes but I don't think I put the stories up yet.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Sorta. Chouji. haha. kidding. I don't think I look like a Naruto character. Maybe. I don't know.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

"Things don't happen for a reason: they happen because someone screwed something up."

"For every good thing that happens, expect 3 bad things to follow. For every bad thing that happens, expect 10 bad things to follow."

"You may not know what you've got til it's gone, but you don't realize how much you still love it til it shows up again."

What would we do with out our friends?
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting on the bench next to you saying, "Damn that was fun!"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will keep walking and say, "Walk much, dumbass?"

A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend will take yours and say, "Run, bitch, run!"

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel, but a best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend sits on the edge of the pool with you in 'that time of the month', but a best friend gives you a tampon and pushes you in.

A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face and still know something's wrong.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

A good friend will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough, but a best friend will look at you trippin' over your own two feet and say, "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste that kinda shit."

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: When you hurt, I hurt. When you cry, I cry. When you fight, I fight. When you jump off a bridge, I get a paddle and save your retarded ass.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" (DANG STRAIGHT!)

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have read the Twilight series, and afterward wanted to kill, maul, or do some other kind of harm to Bella for being an idiot, put this on your profile. (OH YEAH!)

Are you a Naruto Yaoi or hentai fan? I like what I like XD

Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Itachi and Hinata. Once each. On the same day.

SemeUke.com let's you take the seme or uke test and these are my results.

Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

CALL THE MEDICAL HOTLINE!

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

CALL THE MEDICAL HOTLINE!

Hello and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsesive compulsive press one repeatedly

If you are codependant ask someone to press two for you

If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6

If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call

If you're delusion press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership

If you're schizofranic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you what number to press

If you are depressed it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you

If you're dyslectic press 69696969

If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep

If you have short term meomry loss please try your call again later

If you have low selfestem, hang on all our operators are too busy to talk to you

Note- What do you do if you have more than one? O.O

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

5/4 people have trouble with fractions.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES XD)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on... ...FLORIDA! so IT IS MINE!

Random Quotes

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.' (Agreed)

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.' (True, I had the power to climb things without gettng hurt!)

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

“That’s for me to know, and for you to ignore.”

"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

"OW! Your pencil is harassing me!"

Um… this isn’t good. He looks mad. And sullen. And if I ever saw anyone in desperate need of tickling it would be him.

"Never kick a tree no matter how badly it insults you."

"My imaginary friend says your a stupid little phsycotic bastard who doesn't take showers..."

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor..."

"Your reign of terror is over. Mine is just begun."
- House

"Screw normal; if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged... The crowd will make you their leader."
- Christopher Titus

"Wherever there is hope, I will stop it! Where self-esteem rears its shiny head, I will be there to kick it in the testicles!"
- Christopher Titus

"Join me on the Dark Side."
- House (House)

"Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker."
- John McClane, The Die Hard Series (Bruce Willis)

"I hate kids. They're barely human."
-Gordan Bombay (The Mighty Ducks)

"I'm an insane genius."
- House (House)

"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one."
-House (House)

"I'm almost always eventually right."
- House (House)

"You're quite impressed with yourself, aren't you?"
"Pfft, who wouldn't be?"
-Wilson and House (House)

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
- Juggernaut (X-Men: The Last Stand)

"NOBODY MOVE! ...I've dropped me brain."
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End)

"Battlemage? That's not a profession. It barely qualifies as a hobby. 'Battlemage' is about as impressive a title as 'Lord of the Dance'... I'm adding Lord of the Dance to my titles."
- Richard (Looking for Group, Webcomic)

"Hey, Wilson! I'm gonna go cut some cripple's eye out! Wanna come watch?!"
"Good times."
- House and Wilson, "House" ("97 Seconds")

"I can hear your thoughts from my apartment."
"...Can you hear me now?"
"Move to another organ."
"...I did."
- Foreman and House, "House" ("Big Baby")

"How are you gonna learn to swim, unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?"

- House, "House" ("Whac-a-Mole")

"Should I get a sedative?"
"No, I'm good, thanks."
- Pharmacist and House, "House" ("One Day, One Room")

"I know you're in there. I can hear you caring."
- House, "House" ("Need to Know")

"When I lead the big patient rebellion, Voldemort here is the first to go."
- House, "House" (Words and Deeds")

"I'm not sad. I'm complicated. Chicks dig that."
- House, "House" ("Need to Know")

"So, is that our job? House's puppets? He comes up with an insane idea, we get to pretend it's not?"
"His insane ideas are usually right. We've been here long enough to--"
"We've been here long enough to have Stockholm syndrome."
"What, because we don't hate him? He thinks outside the box! Is that so evil?"
"He has no idea where the box is!"
- Foreman, Cameron and Chase (about House); "House" ("Occam's Razor")

"I don't need a team!"
"You were bouncing ideas off a janitor."
"And solved the case!"
- House and Wilson, "House" ("Alone")

"I don't negotiate with terrorists. I smoke them out of their hidey-holes."
"You know what happens when you don't negotiate with terrorists? They terrorize."
"Bring. It. ON."
- House and Wilson, "House" ("Alone")

"Can Gibbs arrest God?"
"I dunno. I think it’s like the Thing trying to bring in the Hulk."
- Ziva and Tony, “NCIS” (“Dead and Unburied”)

"FOR PONY!"
-Richard, "Looking for Group" (Online Comic)

"The meaning of life is 'bucket'."
-Richard, "Looking for Group" (Online Comic)

"Don't mess with a nation that needs medication!"
-Christopher Titus, "End of the World" (Christopher Titus' End of the World Tour)

"Ah, so you are a psychotic escapee from a high security mental institution, known as a funny farm around these parts, bent on world domination and going around posing as an exchange student to gain the trust of little short girls and eventually skin them alive in their own basements and wear their flesh as a fashionable hat?”
"…what would you do if I said yes?”
“I’d say ‘Welcome home!’”
- Eris and Kurama, "A Rose Turned Real" (Nefus de Twilight)

"This translator thing really stinks, you know that? What're you three saying?"
"Oh, the usual. Logan's pushing for a fight, Hiei's encouraging it, and the situation is deteriorating. How's your day going?"
- Yusuke and Kurama, "Mission X" (Kurome Shiretsu)

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs eat man... Woman inherits the earth."
- Ian Malcom and Ellie Sattler; "Jurassic Park" (Movie; Michael Crichton/Stephan Spielburg)

"If I were a giant alien bird in a department store, where would I be?"
"Lingerie."
"Not you, the bird."
"Lingerie."
- Ira and Harry; "Evolution"

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
- Albert Einstein

Breakdowns can create breakthroughs. Things fall apart so things can fall together.
- Anonymous

I’m not concerned with hell breaking loose, but a part of hell will break loose—it’ll be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
- Iara Gassen

The hardest thing in life is to know is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
- David Russell

Zeus: Where the hell you going, McClane?
McClane: I know what I’m doing!
Zeus: Even God don’t know what you’re doing!
- Zeus and McClane, Die Hard With a Vengeance

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
- Anonymous

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
- Anonymous

I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.
– Donkey, “Shrek”

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
- Alfred Hitchcock

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
- Paul Beatty

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
- Albert Einstein

Friends eventually forgive and come back together because people need people more than they need pride.
- Hugh Prather

Don’t you realize that the sea is a home of water? All water is off on a journey unless it is in the sea, and it’s homesick, and bound to make its way home someday.
- Zora Neale Hurston

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
- R.W. Emerson

A pioneer is never lost, but occasionally bewildered.
- Anna Lee Walda, “Sacajawea

Let us realize that what happens around us is largely outside our control, but the way we choose to react to it is inside our control.
- Anonymous

Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

A decision without the pressure of consequence is hardly a decision at all.
- Eric Langmuir

I now know that there is much more to gain in the world than a paycheck.
- Anonymous

Do you know the difference between involvement and commitment? Think of ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
- Martina Navratilova

Be tough, yet gentle
Humble, yet bold
Swayed always
By beauty
And truth.
- Bob Pieh, Founding Director of Minnesota Outward Bound School (Now Voyageur)

If you run, you might lose. If you don’t run, you’re guaranteed to lose.
- Jesse Jackson

Your disability is your opportunity.
- Kurt Hahn

You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in people, than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.
- Dale Carnegie

Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead.
Just walk beside me, and be my friend.
- Albert Camus

Lives based on having are less free than lives based on either doing or being.
- William James

Humility does not mean thinking less of yourself than of other people, nor does it mean having a low opinion of your own gifts. It means that freedom from thinking about yourself at all.
- William Temple

It is not necessary that you be wealthy or famous or a genius in order to fulfill your own destiny. All that is asked is that you use whatever gifts you have to the best of your ability.
- Og Mandino, “Acabar”

So it is that we must weather that dark time, the period of transformation when what is familiar has been taken away and the new richness is not yet ours.
- Ram Das

I came here thinking I had to box with the world. Now I know I can dance with it.
- VOBS Student

There is more to life than increasing its speed.
- Ghandi

Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.
- Woody Allen

Gibbs:“Not quite according to plan…”
Jack: “Complications arose, ensued, were overcome…”
- Gibbs and Jack, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking at you.
- Brigitte Bardot

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.
- Mason Cooley

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
- Helen Keller

Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define “interesting”.
Wash: “‘Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die,’”?
- Washburn and Mal, Serenity

Some guy hit my fender and I said, “Be fruitful and multiply,” but not in those words.
- Woody Allen

On the pinnacle of success man does not stand long.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Drawing is putting a line around an idea.
- Henri Matisse

It is by chance that we met, but by choice we became friends.
- Anonymous

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death.
- Earl Wilson

Only the foolish visit the land of the cannibals.
- Maori Proverb

The only pressure I’m under is the pressure I’ve put on myself.
- Mark Messier

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough,
without ever having felt sorry for itself.
- D.H. Lawrence

Love is like a Rubik Cube; there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.
- Brian Cramer

Everything in the world exists in order to end up as a book.
- Stephan Mallarme

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

All the good men are gay, taken, or fictional characters

The best things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattenting.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

i would rather live my life as if there was a God and find there wasn't then to live my life as if there wasn't a God and find there was.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.

Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

When you stressed just... YODEL!

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

Caution, water on road during rain.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

Elmo watches you from your closet.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.