Wow! Juggling fics is harder than I thought! XD I love reviews! How do you like the picture of Harrison Ford? I'd love to say I took it myself, but I didn't 'cauz I'm not that cool. Oh well. I got it from Google, so there! It's the next best thing. Hmm... maybe I should go back to typing the aforementioned fics. Nah...

(Link appears with a shotgun)

Me: OKAY, FINE, YOU WIN! I'LL TYPE!! Where did you get that?!

Link: The gun shop.

Me: Obviously.

Link: Well, you asked.

Me: Yah, I know. It's just I felt like asking for the specific place.

Link: (exasperated) Just go type your fics, okay?

Me: Fine.

News:

Spetember 30, 2009

I'd like to give out a special thanks to Midna for reviewing The Great Hylian War. Yes, there will be more of that when I get a chance to type again. :D Thanks to everyone that reviewed any of my fics at any time. You guys are AWESOME!! :D :D Oh, and by the way, This Isn't Ylesia has been reviewed... or someone reviewed it. There that sounds better! :D

September 18, 2009

Part 1: A special thanks to my newest anon reviewer: Leo Cornejo! YAYs! Glad you like my fic! Closed Hearts is one of the better ones, I think. Thanks for being the first person from Facebook to review my fics! :D YAYs!

Part 2: Okay, guys... I'm kinda sick, so um if things make no logical sense... blame the Sudaphed I took to deal with the congestion and stuff. Oh... and I got hit in the head with a field hockey ball last night at practice. Before you start freaking out, I just wanna say that I'm alright. My brain is still intact... I think... (seriously it is... or at least the doctors said it was) and I'm fully functional. :D

A while ago: Hear my shout out to Fire Emblem Fan: I'd just like to thank you for correcting my mistake. If you read it now, I have Marth mention the difference you pointed out. Loves ya! (Like a friend. :D) Thanks to all you guys who took the time to review any of my fics. I loves you all! (Like friends, ya crazy people! XD) Has anyone reviewed 'This Isn't Ylesia, Chewie!'? If you did, PM me or something. Thanks! ;) Or wait... I can figure that out myself. HA HA! Idiot moment!! XD I love those... kinda. How many of you actually read the stuff I type here? I'd guess about zero to five of my reviewers actually do read this. The rest of you ignore it. Or you just skim through it. Oh well. What can I do about it?

September 10, 2009: HOLY NUTS!! WE WON OUR FIELD HOCKEY GAME TODAY! I'M HYPER! I'VE ACHIEVED AN EPIC LEVEL OF HYPERNESS! IT'S A VICTORY HIGH!! XD YAAAAAHHHHHOOOOO!

A special thanks to Nori! YAHOO! Anon reviewers! And to answer your question: YYYYEEEEEEESSS! Of course there will be more updates. I love the story, though it may take a little while due to SCHOOL.

In any case, you didn't expect me to leave ya hanging, did ya? ;) Okay, maybe for a little while I'll leave you hanging... but not forever. XD Link says "thanks" for reviewing! ;)

HOLY NUTS! I was on WIKIPEDIA AND LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!

The character Link has been overall well received by critics and fans. In the 1988 and 1989 Nintendo Power Awards, readers voted him as the best character.3738 He was voted by readers as the number one and three "Best Hero" in the 1993 and 1994 Nintendo Power Awards respectively.3940 Link was also awarded a star on the Walk of Game in 2005 along with Miyamoto, the creator of the character.2 Game Informer listed Link as the number one "Hero of 2006".41 Link has also appeared in multiple GameFAQs "Character Battle" contests and is the only character to have won more than once.4243444546 In one of IGN's 2007 "Hero Showdowns", Link was voted the favorite over Cloud Strife.47 Link ranked first on GameDaily's Top 10 Smash Bros. characters list.48 Link ranked first on IGN's top 10 list of video game characters who should die. IGN editor Colin Moriarty stated that while he loved Link, it's time for Link to give his life to save the day, calling it the emotional finale the series needs.49 IGN asked its readers to vote for their favorite Nintendo character in which Link came first.

The part that said "Link needs to die" made me wanna smack the people who thought up the concept. Link is AWESOME and will NOT DIE! Ahem... aside from that particular bit, I think this paragraph is pretty awesome. I mean "The only character to win the 'Hero Showdowns' contest twice?! That's some serious epicness, right there.

SPECIAL THANKS TO MY FIRST ANON REVIEWER!! DUH DUH DUH DAAAAH!! shialabeouffan1 YAY YOU!! I LOVES YOU! See anon reviewers, you get your name in lights too! XD Just so you all know, shialabeouffan is a person in one of my fics... Link's Quest for Pizza. :D Thanks again, shialabeouffan! Hugs and Oreos to you!

I FINALLY GOT A LAPTOP ALL TO MYSELF!! That means no more lame excuses about my dad having the laptop... but due to school and other things... coughsportscough, I may not be able to update all that much this year. :( Well, now you can all yell at me when I try to use the "I didn't have access to a computer" excuse. I now accept Anonymous reviews, so all you people who are following my stories that don't have a FanFiction can now leave your thoughts! :) I know what it's like to be an anon reviewer. I remember the frustration of not being able to post a review, so I figure why not brighten a few faces? :) I love reviews... maybe I'll get more now. XD

August 7th: Okay, people, I have a new story that you should check out. It's called Closed Hearts of Brawl. It's very AU in one sense: Link wasn't an official Smasher until Brawl. I'm also leaving today for the below destination. Yes, I've calmed down a bit. Yes, I'm still angry about it deep inside. No, I'm not gonna let the tier list rule my life. Yes, I'm gonna own as Link... then again my cousins... aren't really that good at it. LOL. It might have been a while since I played, but it's like riding a bike. You get back into it in a matter of minutes. (For Brawl, it's more like seconds. XD)

August 4th: Part 1: I'M OFFICIALLY ANGRY!! I JUST VISITED THE STUPID TIER LIST ON WIKIPEDIA AND THEY SAID LINK WASN'T A HIGH TIER CHARACTER!! I'M GONNA KNOCK SOME SKULLS TOGETHER!! IN FACT, WHEN I GO TO MICHIGAN THIS WEEKEND, I'M GONNA KICK SERIOUS BUTT AND BALLS AS LINK! TAKE THAT, TIER LIST!! (Sets face into determined "I'm gonna OWN you as Link" look)

Part 2:Okay, Link's New Adventure IS complete now. Disregard the stuff below unless you want a feeling of nostalgia. Han's New Adventure is in production, so if you read LNA and liked it, HNA is ready for ya. ;)

Guys, Link's New Adventure is almost complete. There's only one more chapter left, and that's the "Where are they now?" chapter. It's a bittersweet feeling, having a story reach this far. I love writing it, but I'm glad to finish it, though doing so will only make me sad that I won't be able to write anymore "Link gets hyper" stuff. I enjoyed writing about the Decepticons and having Link retort back to them. ("Mechanical moron!" LOL.) After about a year, it's finally wrapping up.

Now that it's summer, I can start some serious typage (BILLY-INSPIRED WORD!), so be ready for the crazy fics and updates! WAH HA HA!

Fic ideas that may actually come to be within the next year or so:

Resident Evil: No Alternatives: This idea was inspired by Smash King24. I loves you! (Like a friend, mind you! XD) In any case, there are some OCs, so don't shoot me for them, K? They're in there because I owe the people I based them on a nice little tribute. Yes... this will contain that character that I can't leave alone. :D This should be up in a week or so. The first part may be short. I just haven't yet decided if I wanna put the short prologue that came out of my own head without any bit of real RE inspiration with the first real chapter. The prologue will probably earn me a few "That's NOT what happened in RE!" flamers, but I don't care. I have the right to make a small AU bit with a bunch of "good" people teaming up against the "corrupt" people and making a base in what used to be Raccoon City. I mean, hey, I had to have SOME sort of way to make it seem like the people of RC were completely guileless.

Valentine's Day: Despite the title, this isn't exactly a romance fic. It's more like a char death and the reaction of a featured char to this death. (I could do this sort of thing with multiple fandoms... hmmm) Fic is on Linkin Park's "Valentine's Day" and is indeed a song fic, so if you don't like song fics, this isn't exactly for you, but please read it anyway. Please? Okay... Chappy number one is up sooner than I really wanted. you guys can all thank coli narago for that... and the inspiration that I received from the song "New Divide." Yeah, it's by Linkin Park. Whaddaya expect from me? To quote Han Solo: "Hey, it's me!" "New Divide" has me all pumped up for the Transformers movie coming up... HOLY NUTS! IT'S JUNE! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! In about 20 days, chappy two is scheduled for upload. WOW! That was a fast month! This is curretnly the most visited fic of mine for this month! I guess that means you guys like it. XD Uh... July 30th is coming up soon, so let's just say that the aforementioned stuff is void. A new chappy is underway for July 30th, so look out! Okay, the August chapter is now up. The September one is scheduled for the 30th. See ya then!

Speaking of Transformers, maybe you guys should read Link's New Adventure. It's got Link, Indy, Han, Sam and TRANSFORMERS... did I mention it's really random and you might think I was high when I wrote it, but I wasn't?

Ark: Raiders of the Lost Ark re-telling, but with a certain char that I just can't leave alone. That's all I can really say about this without giving it away. This will probably be the only fic of its kind until I make Doom, Crusade, and Skull. (If you know me, you could probably guess the char. XD)

Doom: Temple of Doom re-telling, but with the same char in Ark.

Crusade: The Last Crusade version of Ark and Doom.

Skull: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull version of Ark, Doom, and Crusade.

The Legend of Zelda: The Great Hylian War: Well, let's just say that this was inspired by a dream I had July 18th (night of the 17th) anyways it's a huge conspiracy to do something and Link is thrust into the middle of the effort against it. HA HA HA!! Anyways... the dream helps with the planning! YAYs!

Transformer Wars: Transformers with Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Chewbacca and the rest of the Star Wars crew. The Transformers are attacking Tatooine for no apparent reason. The New Republic is kinda having a brain-fart as to what's goin' on with Tatooine, seeing as the communications are jammed.

Sleepover: The ladies of all our favorite men get together for a sleepover to have the all-important semi-girly guy talk. This could be something like Link's Quest for Pizza, if you like that. May include me. (Again like LQP.)

Ocarina of Insanity: All of the crazy stuff that pops into my head when I play Ocarina of Time. Mainly, a glimpse of this sort of stuff is in Link's Quest for Pizza (the Ocarina of Time scenes). This will be random, so there!

Ocarina of Star Wars: Basically Ocarina of Time with the char names switched around so it seems like Star Wars... I might actually get deeper thoughts on this later. Perhaps it's really the chars of Star Wars, but something happened to them or something.

Super Smash Brothers: Homicide: Lots of smashers are disappearing without a trace until the bodies start piling up in a lake near Smash Mansion. Can the remaining Smashers figure out who the murderer is before they too disappear? This would be called SSB: Murder, but there's a video by that title and I really don't wanna get sued, 'cauz I have no money as it is. XD

I'm also planning on doing a Star Wars LOZ crossover, it might be something like Legend of Tatooine: The Guy in the Weird Tunic, or something. I don't know. I'll probably think of a better name for it later, when I actually put some thought into it. XD I do like Legend of Tatooine, though. It's got a nice ring to it.

Some of these may become summer projects, so you might hafta wait awhile. If any sound either really cool, or you just think I have too much time on my hands, tell me via PM. If you want one quick, PM me the name of the fic and it will become a priority (but do keep in mind that I would like to finish the fics I'm juggling now, so it may have to take backseat to them (sort of like VD)).

I think Ocarina of Time just looks better in italics. Side by side comparison: Ocarina of Time Ocarina of Time

Do ya see what I mean?

Funny how all this random stuff winds up on my profile. XD

Detailed description of fics in progress:

Closed Hearts of Brawl: Link arrives in the Smash Mansion for the first time at the time of Brawl. He is a late newcomer and hardly anyone except a select duo takes notice of him. VERY AU, so if you don't like the idea of Link not being an original Smasher, don't read it. You have been warned on multiple levels: here, the fic description, and the AN of the first chappy. Anyway, it's my first Super Smash Brothers fic, so all the basic requests apply. ;) Have fun with it!

This Isn't Ylesia, Chewie!: Han and Chewie try to have a nice little vacation during the Galactic Civil War. Things go sour and they wind up on Ylesia so that some people, who I'm very inclined to believe are insane, decide to make them test out a little something they crafted. CROSSOVER! Be the first to review!

Link's Quest for Pizza: This, by far, is the most random fic I ever wrote. Link discovers the amazing-ness of pizza while he, Indy, Han, and Sam are staying at my house. The reason they're at my place to begin with is they're tellin' me what to write for Link's New Adventure! Can't inaccurately tell the story, can I? Like I said, stuff like what's gonna be in Ocarina of Insanity is in this.

Link's New Adventure: WARNING: VERY AU! This by no means fits in with the story of Transformers, except for the Cube and other elements that I chose to keep. Other things just fell out from between the cracks. The prequel for this is Yoshis: The New Guy and the prequel's prequel is Ocarina of Insanity. The story will continue with the POVs of Han, Sam, and Indy... or at least be further explained with the hilarious POVs of other chars. I have a poll for this, but since no one voted, I'm takin' it into my own hands. Perhaps I shall refer to this series as the "Adventure" series because I'm planning on titling the other POVs with the name of the char and New Adventure. Ex. being: Han's New Adventure for Solo's POV. Guys, this fic is basically complete. Like I said above, so you can EXPECT SEQUELS!

Han's New Adventure: Sequel to LNA, but from Han's POV. I told ya to expect sequels! HA HA!

Jack Did It!: Larry is ALWAYS blaming Jack for things, right? This time, nothing's changed there. People wind up dead and Larry does what he does best. Kinda humorous, soon to be really crazy. I own only the OC man and the dead bodies... not that I really want them. I'd trade 'em to George Lucas, Steven Speilberg, and Shigeru Miyamoto (I'm sorry for butchering your name, great creator of stuff from Nintendo-land) for Han, Sam, (and Indy from both Lucas and Speilberg) and Link respectively. Currently ON HOLD.

Buchanan: Jack shares his thoughts on an event that moved him deeply. (Why isn't that summary the one I have next to it?... 'Cauz I'm too lazy to change it, THAT'S WHY!!)

Han is Gone: Basically an alternate ending for The Courtship of Princess Leia. Han is successful in his attempt to bomb Gethzerion. NOT A CHAR DEATH FIC. I just can't bring myself to kill off Han... not that I'd wanna do that!

Yoshis: The New Guy: A very dirty-minded Link tags along with the Yoshis as they try to get baby Mario to the stork. It has it's cute moments that are kinda sappy, but hey, that's okay with me. Lots of really random jokes are in this, so you have been warned. Oh yeah, if you don't like PMSing jokes, then you should know of the one in chapter 9, I think it is. If not chapter 9, then it's chapter 10. Link gets kinda irritable for a certain reason (NO, he's not PMSing, but it's a different reason.) and one of the Yoshis suggests something. The more I think about it, I think it's chapter 10. Maybe I should up the rating a little...

Valentine's Day: Based on the song by Linkin Park, (if you read Link's New Adventure... or at least the ANs for it, you'd know that Linkin Park is my favorite band) it's a story about Link and Zelda. So far, it's just lovey-dovey, but that will all change in good time. Soon to be a char death fic. It will be one of my darker stories, so there, you've been warned. It WILL be my most serious fic with Link, very possibly my most serious fic of any kind. I usually put a good deal of little jokes in my fics, even if they're technically supposed to be serious, but this one is gonna be a little different.

Zelda How To Guide: This is the ultimate how to do stuff like Zelda characters! Based off of a Dead Poets Society fic Billy read to me once over the phone. :D Gotta love Nabooru and the car window thing! That and the YouTube Poop references for the King... and Link smacking Ganondorf silly if he says something about enjoying watching Link jump off cliffs in OoT.

By the way, I'm looking for a name for that OC man in Jack Did It! if you wanna provide a name, then PM me. My mom gave me an idea for his name and something that will make the plot twist in a cool way... so that may be taken care of... unless one of you people decide to give me something better. The same goes for that Deceptacon that I very lovingly call 'Megatron's son.' (Not so much now... XD) If anyone has any ideas for names for those guys, you know the drill. I'll pick it if I think it's fitting. If no one PMs, then I'll hafta think up names myself and we all know how lazy I am when it comes to names (biggest example being Yoshis: The New Guy). If you've read it, then you understand... YAY! UNDERSTANDING!! YAY! HARRISON FORD!! YAY! LINK!! XD

I got really bored so... here are a few random quotes:

"Hey, it's me." -Han Solo (Return of the Jedi)... pure hotness.

"I sense you through the (burps). The power of the belch is STROOOONG." -Me playing Ocarina of Time and killing Iron Knuckle (you know the one that has Nabooru inside it?)... pure randomness.

"I never thought of shooting Ganondorf in the balls before!" -Link (Link's Quest for Pizza)... pure hotness with a dash of hyperactivity.

"Here... goes... everything." -Bumblebee (Link's New Adventure)... pure greatness.

"I love you." -Leia... pure princess-ness. "I know." -Han... pure manliness. (The reason they're together is because that's how it is in Empire Strikes Back, K? The capital K just looks cooler. :D)

“Dude, he’s sucking his thumb!” -Parakoopa in Yoshi's Story: Adventure in Yoshi's Island (talking about Kamek)... pure hilarious-ness.

"Freedom to tell people to shut up."-Link (Yoshis: The New Guy)... it just don't get old!

"You can't look dingified when you're having fun!"-Wes Janson from Solo Command (which I don't own)... pure insanity that makes sense.

“You don't know what we've been through! The pain we've endured! We will finish what Lord Saddler failed to accomplish! We are the Los Illuminados!” -Orlow from Into the Dark by Smash King24... pure creepiness!

"You are the dark? The evil that has plagued this city? The one who killed all these innocent people? And for what? Revenge?" -Link from Into the Dark by Smash King24... pure awesomeness.

"My name is Link." (I think you know who that is! XD) from Into the Dark by Smash King24... (nods and says "oh, yeah" slowly)

“I have a plan to get rid of you... I just haven't thought of it yet.” -Ike from After Dark: the Mansion Incident by Smash King24 (NIIIICE)

“Well you had your laughter of the day. Now where were we? Ah, now I shall defeat you Mario!” -Link from The Heartless by Starrgrl24 (LOL worthy... actually more than worthy... can we get a sequel to the sequel? Like I said, Link makes Return to Home one of the funniest fics ever! Maybe I should reread it for inspration for LQP...)

"Popularity is for saps!"-Me... pure insanity (but at least I'm having FUN!).

"If you wanna go for it, go ahead... I'll just take you down brotha!"-Me, while playing Brawl as Link... who has no brothers... Hmmmmm. Maybe I shoud rethink that... NAH!

"Sheik is your MOTHA!"-Me, while playing Brawl as Sheik as my cousin walked along as Snake (we were a team effort in Subspace Freeplay).

"SNAAAAAKE, SNAAAAAAKE!" -Me, playing as Link in Brawl (my cousin was Snake in a ollaborative effort in Subspace... AGAIN.) "What?!" -my cousin as Snake "I'm hungry!"-Me as Link (I'd wait until my damage was really high and a maximum tomato was near to say this. LOL)

"What do you get when you abbreviate the Legend of Link? LOL!"-Me based on a review for a fic here. I love it!

"When life gives you cookies, make... uh... ICE CREAM!"-Me...I make no cents! (Did you see the intentional error? If you didn't, LOL.)

"Fifty years from now, don'tcha wanna be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"-Sam Witwicky, Transformers (the first one) AWESOME!

Random Stuff:

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (I got this from Adventure-seeking-Juliet. Hers is hilarious, so go read it when your done.)

1. Zelda (I dunno what her last name is, so don't ask!)

2. Indiana Jones

3. Han Solo

4. Sam Witwicky

5. Leia Organa Solo

6. Luke Skywalker (and he's here to rescue you XD)

7. Link (I don't know his last name... WAH!)

8. Obi-Wan Kenobi

9. Grand Admiral Thrawn (this guy's really freaky, BTW)

10. Anakin Skywalker

11. Mara Jade (she bothered me for a while, but she's not too bad now)

12. Emperor Palpatine (he's the reason I love Episode 6 so much, 'cauz that's when he dies! :D)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Luke/Mara? Yeah, it's not out of place.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sam Witwicky? Yeah. Medium to very, depending on what day it is (and how I feel, but it has little bearing (smiles like a freaky fangirl)).

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Palpatine and Obi-Wan?! I didn't even know they were together!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Grand Admiral Thrawn? No. He's too creepy! I'd remember them if I read them.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

INDY AND LUKE?! (chokes and dies)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Leia/Thrawn or Leia/Anakin. Neither's good, but I think it'd be best for her to go with her own species, even though that's her father. It's all gross anyways. X.X

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Link walking in on Indy and Palpatine... (gets vigorously sick) Link would be forced to shoot Palpatine for rape.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No, but it would sure be funny. Zelda/Obi-Wan... hmm this is giving me ideas.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Link and Palpatine hurt/comfort. LOL. Title: The Emperor's Unlikely Friend

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

I read Han hot, does that count?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I think I read something about Mara Jade by someone I know on here, but I don't remember who wrote it. (smiles sheepishly)

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Indiana Jones/Sam Witwicky/Leia Organa Solo? Now that's a messed-up love triangle! LOL. No.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

What I've Done by Linkin Park (of course), 'cauz Obi-Wan seems to blame himself for Anakin turning to the Dark Side.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Zelda/Luke/Palpatine... THIS WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Leia? The last time Srellet updated Nothing Without You. (Amazing fic, that!)

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Zelda and Link are in a happy relationship until Grand Admiral Thrawn runs off with Link. Zelda, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mara Jade and a brief unhappy affair with Emperor Palpatine, then follows the wise advice of Leia and finds true love with Han Solo.

What title would you give this fic?

"Betrayal" or "Heartbreak", Leia sold out Solo to Zelda! And Link... gay... for Thrawn... (gets sick again) that makes NO SENSE! Zelda and Mara Jade... (gets sick yet again) That (the char thing, not getting sick, 'cauz that would mean that I'm obsessed with personal pain, which is false. I just don't really mind pain much. Throwing up is just nasty...) was entertaining in a weird way. You guys should do this; you'll come up with REALLY RANDOM STUFF!!

Copy Paste things:

I seriously made these four up... and the follow-up for the first one XD:

If you can't seem to leave a certain male/female (depending on gender) character that you have a crush on alone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Link is the character that you referred to in the above copy/paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Link, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, and Sam Witwicky make a great team, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't hear "Lincoln Park" without thinking of the band (Linkin Park), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think New Divide is an AWESOME song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you. I bet 98 percent of you people that read this won't repost. :(

If you have ever fallen in love with a certain video game character and hug the tv/computer screen every time you see that character appears, copy and paste this. (XD You probably know which character this is by looking at my obsessiveness... LINK IS MINE!! Uhm... uh... I don't own him, but he is mah man, K? Get away from him, you MAN-STEALERS! XD)

If you prefer the Wii over the xbox and ps3 copy and paste this. (Can't play LOZ on an X-box or Play Station... and I like the way you actually feel like you're in the game with the Wii. HA HA!)

If you have a deviantart account under the same name as your FanFiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like looking at pictures of Link destroying Navi (squishing, stabbing, eating, stomping, etc.), copy and paste this into your profile. DIIIIIIEEEE FAIRY!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Starrgrl24, Haninator (Did you really think I wanted to fit in? I mean, my hyper randomness should have clued you in on it. LOL.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What would Link do if he were to suddenly realize that Han Solo stole his cookie...?')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that Indy looks hilarious with the giant head extra on Staff of Kings?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy nuts! This stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (The two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking up pennies.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (I dunno why, but this don't apply to me... XD)

Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.

Go to www.halolz.com and search Legend of Zelda to get a picture that illustrates the pun in LNA. XD I love that pun. Link in Park XD. Here's a funny little comic too. YAY! http://tipofthesword.comicgenesis.com/d/20060223.html

The smiley of the year 8)Starrgrl24 and A_Girl_Named_Billy should get more out of that than most of you. Oh, well. Read some of my ANs if you wanna figure out the point of that. By the way... you guys I just mentioned... Starlll and Smash King24, too... inspire me a LOAD, so I'd like to take this moment to thank you. You guys are amazing-ful! (Yeah, it's not a word, get over it.) XD