I'm a gamer and reader, not a writer. I do have a voracious appetite for good stories. What is a good story? A story I like that makes me want to read more! Therefore, my favorites list will probably get quite long. I'm a fan of non-canon pairings because I like what ifs and could have beens, plus I'm not always sold on relationships that the author came up with (JKR I'm talking to you!). I've not been much of a fan of slash in the past, but I have found a new love for lots of pairings.

If I owned Harry Potter, Ron would have died a horrible and painful death, Harry would have joined Voldemort, and Dumbledore would have been punished for his manipulative ways. More importantly, both Sirius and Snape would have lived! I think that after much torture, Dumbledore would have died a horrible death though. I find myself wanting to kill off Draco too, just because... but I like the actor who plays him so much that I'd probably keep him.

Current Favorite games: Assassin's Creed, The Witcher, LotRO, and Fallout 3. I'm waiting impatiently for SW:TOR, Assassin's Creed 2, Diablo 3... and many more. I play WoW but I'm not too sure about this cataclysm thing they've come up with so I'll wait and see.

Current Favorite Authors: Andrzej Sapkowski, Mercedes Lackey, and Carl Hiaasen (I could put 100 authors here but I'm lazy so those are the three I'm most concentrating on right now)

Question: Why aren't there tons of fan fic stories based on the The Witcher game or the lovely stories by Andrzej Sapkowski that the game was based on? sigh Luckily my friend is working on one for me! Check it out, his name is WabbitTwaks and he's off to a great start

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters: (borrowed this from Cambian's profile lol)

1) Harry 2) Voldemort/Tom 3) Severus 4) Luna 5) Sirius 6) Fred 7) George 8) Remus 9) Bellatrix 10) Lucius 11) Tonks 12) Salazar

Ok my friend complained that Salazar doesn’t count cause he’s talked about but not seen in the books. But I am counting him anyway. :P Now my friend complained that he didn’t complain…

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Fred and Tonks… can’t say I’ve ever seen that pairing… though I like Tonks with Harry sometimes and well… my friend will hate this but Fred belongs with George. Lol My friend said, “ew.” Lol

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Luna? Um no… but then I like male characters. She is very sweet though, and one of the few female characters I like in canon. My friend says, “hell yeah… quite hot.”

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Salazar got Remus pregnant then the story would be marked time travel, slash, and MPREG. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that pairing. Lol Friend says, “freak of nature lmao.” But then he doesn’t like slash of any kind. Pardon me, I’ve been corrected. He likes femme slash. lol

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Bellatrix… she’s just so much fun, even though she was a meanie and killed off Sirius. I am reading this really cool fic where Harry finds out he’s a pureblood and her son. She doesn’t know this yet though and I have no idea how the author plans to have Harry handle it because there’s been no update! I hope it gets updated soon. Lol It’s called “Deceptive Façade” by Twinfetish… oh it’s marked HPLV which is probably my favorite pairing. My friend apparently doesn’t like Bellatrix because he said No, and No. lol

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Um no. Gred and Forge go together. Tom is for Harry only, though Harry can have other partners (in other fics of course) lol.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine is Sirius and Bellatrix... first cousins um no thanks and yes I know Sirius’ parents were first cousins. Five/Ten is Sirius and Lucius... I just can’t see it personality wise. lol My friend says, “ew and bigger ew. Cousins shouldn’t be with cousins… this isn’t Arkansas, ya know.” I hope he didn’t just offend anybody. lol

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
George walking in on Tom and Salazar… would never happen cause I stopped reading when Tom and Salazar got together. He belongs with Harry dammit! Lol My friend says, “In one of your fics he would join in the fun. In one of mine he would excuse himself quickly and puke his guts out right outside the door.” Shows what he knows. lol

8) Make up a summary for a Two/Eleven fanfic.
Tom is tired of waking up alone and wants to know what is so great about this love nonsense Dumbles keeps spouting. Nymphie is tired of always being asked to look like other girls by the losers she keeps dating. Independently they sign up for the new Owl Mail Dating Service...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Harry and Remus… yeah most likely. Though I read this really hot one… but it was definitely not fluff. lol

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
My friend suggested “Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow” and “Heir to Nothing” lol

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I’m sure the Wracklespurts or the Nargles suggested the idea to Luna. Lol Poor Harry. My friend offered, “Luna discovers Harry might be infested with Nillutle Crunchers, a rare and dangerous parasite, and it will take some specific tests to make sure he is clean.” Rofl I’d probably have Tom possess Luna just to mess with Harry’s sanity. lol

12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Tom/Luna/Sirius… I’d run screaming. My friend rolls eyes in disgust said, “you might… if you ever write. Lol” SIGH My friend added, “well I was thinking more in the ballpark of Tom and Sirius with Luna taking notes… but I forgot you say Tom is for Harry only. Lol” Hmm Tom and Harry with Luna taking notes…

13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Lucius… lol He’d probably yell something about not messing up his hair. It probably also depends on whether he is with his wife or with some hot guy. Hehe My friend says eye roll lol I love doing that to him.

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Fred/Salazar… slash, no george, time travel, hotness lol My friend said “Warning: If you are pregnant, taking heart medication or have a weak stomach, you should probably avoid this at all costs.” Did I mention he really doesn’t like m/m slash?

15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Lucius and Tom…

Lucius: Hey, is that a snake in your pocket…”

Tom: “CRUCIO”

My friend said, “I’d sure like to roll those snake eyes on my table.” roflmao

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Sirius… last week sometime… Did I mention that I devour stories? I average way too many a week. Lol My friend says, “Ain’t that the truth lol.”

17) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Fred likes it when George roleplays that he’s Luna.

18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Tonks and Bellatrix… It would take some serious drunkenness on both their parts. Lol My friend loves this question. He says, “OHHHHHHHHHH THAT I would read.” And then in answer to the question, “probably not but it sure would be fun to watch.” lol

19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Sevvie and George… Sevvie all the way. My friend is like whatever. lol

20) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

“Harry and Bellatrix are in a happy relationship until she suddenly runs off with Luna. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tonks and a brief unhappy affair with Salazar, then follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Severus”. As if Sirius would ever advise Harry to get with Severus. Lol But woot for the hotness of Harry/Severus. Lol My friend is stuck on the Bellatrix/Luna part though he says it wouldn’t last long before Bellatrix killed Luna for driving her crazier than she already is. lol

21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

George/Remus… nah George belongs with Fred and Remus belongs with Sirius. Lol My friend says “I’d have never read past that part in the series, would have been an instant killer for me.”