EvilMentalHamster
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since: 02-20-09, id: 1844205, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
country: UK
Author has written 71 stories for Fallout, Galactik Football, Dragon Ball Z, Futurama, Teletubbies, Pokémon, Pong, Dino Crisis, Blair Witch Project, Harry Potter, Demonata, Thomas the Tank Engine, Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム, Twilight, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Naruto, Resident Evil, Elder Scroll series, Family Guy, Toy Story, Horton Hears a Who, Yu-Gi-Oh, Guess Who?, Terminator, 10 Things I Hate About You, Disney, Grudge, Metal Gear, Ring/Ringu, Pac-Man, Prison Break, Jade Cocoon, Parappa the Rapper, Flintstones, Redwall, IT, Misc. Tv Shows, Monty Python, Jesus Christ Superstar, Super Smash Brothers, and Total Drama series.

My name is Evilmentalhamster and this is my Fanfiction page...bitch.

Apparently I look like Zetsu... hence the picture.

If anyone wants me to tackle a particular subject or series then just tell me and I may give it a crack.

I'm open to most ideas and stuff so get in touch if you want me to read something, help with something etc.

ScreamFic. The definition of this is to sum up a film/story in one short rant. This is used for comedic purposes. See The Blair Witch story, The Ring and The Grudge for my examples :)

Deleted some stories that I didn't want to do anymore, so apologies to anyone who wanted to read them...they are now gone.

Artegor can pull off shorts (plus he obviously has a sponsorship deal with Adidas. Check out his shirt)

Thanks for coming


1. Prison Broke reviews
Prison Break is broken...
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-13 - Michael S. & Lincoln B.
2. Harry Potter - the boy that didn't care very much » reviews
Harry Potter is a lad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 11-9-12 - Harry P. & Ron W.
3. Iruka Adventures reviews
Iruka wants to be of importance... will he ever get his wish and set out on his Iruka Adventures? Yes... yes he will... But they wont be very good
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-12 - Iruka U.
4. The Akatsuki Group Meeting » reviews
The Akatsuki have to have a group meeting to discuss things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-20-12 - Published: 4-1-10 - Itachi U. & Akatsuki
5. How other people could easily defeat Voldemort » reviews
Basically Harry is making a big hooha about fighting Voldemort, i'll show you how other people wouldn't mess around and deal with this baldy bad guy pretty quickly. Harry would do well not to be so dramatic about things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-17-11 - Published: 11-6-10 - Voldemort
6. Galactik Gangs » reviews
There are no football teams. After the war, all that was left was turmoil. Numerous planets were destroyed and now many races reside on the artificial planet of Genesis. Even with the races on the same planet rival gangs create chaos and trouble. AU. In hiatus.
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-26-10 - Published: 3-30-10 - Micro-Ice & D'Jok
7. Total Drama Ninja » reviews
The ninja from Naruto take part in Total Drama Island. Hiatus and open to new author. Just contact me.
Crossover - Naruto & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 12-16-10 - Published: 6-28-09 - Jiraiya
8. Tonight with Might Guy » reviews
Might Guy's radio show where he interviews everyones favourite ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-16-10 - Published: 6-19-09 - Gai M. & Orochimaru
9. Missing Nin: The Exquisite Three Arc » reviews
"My name is Takeshi Mori," The ninja growled "And I'm a missing-nin from the Village Hidden in the Mist." Takeshi wants Naruto dead. Naruto isn't in Konoha. Based after Sasuke Retrieval Arc, prior to Shippuden. In hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-15-10 - Published: 6-9-10 - Ebisu & Asuma S.
10. Galactik Football Season Something reviews
This tournament is a little bit special. Managers playing football with their team? Yup
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-12-10 - Mark & Aarch
11. The Future of the Snow Kids reviews
The Snow Kids realise what the future may have in store for them. Based just before the start of the 3rd Season
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-10 - Rocket & Mei - Complete
12. The Brilliance of Mark reviews
Mark, he makes my heart race
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-10 - Mark - Complete
13. Galactik Football Mysteries: The Aarch Mystery reviews
Something has happened to Aarch... But what!
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-21-10 - Micro-Ice & Aarch - Complete
14. A Galactik Decision reviews
Aarch has strange feelings that are eating him up inside. He battles with the decision that could ruin him as a person.
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-19-10 - Aarch - Complete
15. Galactik Football Struggle II: The Galactik War » reviews
Twenty years after Aarch's evil rule. In hiatus.
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 6-20-09 - Aarch & Rocket
16. Galactik Football Mysteries: Who's Tia? reviews
How come no-one knows who Tia or the Snow Kids are?
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-09 - Rocket & Sinedd - Complete
17. Teletubby tales: No escape reviews
More of the disturbing tales that you seem to have come to love. Enjoy being creeped out as Teletubbies is turned on it's head.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete
18. The awkward adventures of Pennywise the clown reviews
Join me as we watch Pennywise spread fear... well kinda
IT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-14-09
19. Metal Gear Fun » reviews
An amusing walkthrough of Metal Gear Solid. Inspired by Resident Fun by Gerkyhen.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - S. Snake & R. Campbell
20. Another 20 short stories for Resident Evil reviews
20 song titles, 20 short Resident evil stories.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-09 - A. Wesker & Chris R. - Complete
21. Demon of the Hidden Mist reviews
Zabuza's account of the homicide in Kirigakure's trials.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-2-09 - Zabuza M. - Complete
22. Orochimaru's experiment reviews
Orochimaru tests on a subject. A rare serious fic for me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-09 - Orochimaru - Complete
23. Safety reviews
Bella trys to distract Edward from the horrible thoughts that he is feeling
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-2-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
24. Lord Brocktree's search for the animals reviews
Does he find the forest animals? And where the douche are they anyway?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-09 - Complete
25. Flintstones get their just desserts reviews
Title explains it all.
Flintstones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete
26. Yeah rap it! reviews
Parappa walks down the street rapping, but a problem occurs.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete
27. Jade Cocoon wants it easy reviews
Levant doesn't think capturing monsters is easy enough.
Jade Cocoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete
28. Prison Stuck reviews
Michael starts the attempted break out.
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-09 - Michael S. & F. Sucre - Complete
29. The Chase reviews
Clyde the Ghost orders his fellow ghosts to get that damn Pac-Man out of their garden!
Pac-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-25-09 - Blinky & Pac-Man - Complete
30. The Ring becomes void reviews
Marvin plans for his girlfriend to watch the tape so that he survives. Will it work?
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-09 - Complete
31. The 20 short stories of a Resident Evil reviews
Short stories inspired by songs and adapted to Resident Evil. I got this idea from Gerkyhen.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-09 - A. Wesker & Chris R. - Complete
32. Resident Evil: Licker Tales reviews
The Lickers have a chat
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete
33. The Ring: The True Story reviews
This is the truth. ScreamFic
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete
34. The Grudge: The True Story reviews
This is the truth. ScreamFic
Grudge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete
35. Sasuke vs Deidara Showdown in the forest clearing reviews
An amusing alternative happening of Sasuke's and Deidara's fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-09 - Sasuke U. & Deidara - Complete
36. Look for the bare testicles reviews
Looking for bare testicles? Look no further.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete
37. 11 things I hate about you reviews
The poem from the film slightly edited
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete
38. Galactik Football Struggle: Aarch's evil rule » reviews
Aarch the evil manager of the Snow Kids shakes things up by getting a new player in the form of Superman. The Snow Kids decide to revolt against the evil manager and go on a grand adventure to stop him. It's finally finished. Sequel up now: Galactik War
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 3-1-09 - Aarch & D'Jok - Complete
39. Terminating Mario reviews
Terminator comes for Mario - i didn't both dragging it out.
Crossover - Terminator & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-09 - Mario - Complete
40. Guess Who's there reviews
Guess Who?
Guess Who? - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-19-09 - Complete
41. Majini tales 4: Another revenge reviews
Robin Majini takes the dogs out for a walk.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-09 - Chris R. & Sheva A. - Complete
42. Seto wants fun reviews
Seto Kaiba asks his minions how he can have fun.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-18-09 - Seto K. - Complete
43. Teletubby Tales: The morning after reviews
What happened last night in the Tubby household. Warning: If you like the Tubby people, then be prepared for you're life to be turned on it's head.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-18-09 - Complete
44. Horton hears a Who, so what does he do reviews
... hey i could be Dr.Seuss.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete
45. King of the bugs reviews
Adapted version of King Herod's King of the Jews song. In this version Caterpie sings at Weedle.
Crossover - Pokémon & Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete
46. Little Bo Peep's mishap reviews
Little Bo Peep gets ready for the dance.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete
47. Majini tales 3: The second revenge of the Majini reviews
The Majini plan a surprise.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-17-09 - Sheva A. & Chris R. - Complete
48. Life of Brian Griffin reviews
The life of Brian song from Monty Python adapted to Family Guy.
Crossover - Family Guy & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-09 - Brian G. - Complete
49. Oblivion phrase story reviews
A man happens upon a murder.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete
50. Majini tales 2: Revenge of the Majini reviews
The Majini have a chat.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-17-09 - Chris R. & Sheva A. - Complete
51. Majini tales reviews
Majini do stuff.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-09 - Chris R. & Sheva A. - Complete
52. Teletubby Tales: Breakfast reviews
Tinky chats to Dipsy...Tinky is a perv.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete
53. Sasuke vs Gaara showdown in the forest reviews
An amusing alternate view on Sasuke's and Gaara's fight in the forest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-09 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete
54. Shikamaru vs Gaara showdown in the hospital reviews
An amusing alternate view of the events in Hospital between Shikamaru, Naruto and Gaara as seen in Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-09 - Shikamaru N. & Gaara - Complete
55. Dark Night reviews
Thieves run into trouble
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-09 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
56. Edward shines reviews
Edward shines and it has disastrous consequences.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-11-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
57. The New Gang Member reviews
Genki and the gang discover a new disc. But who is in the disc? Rhetorical question.
Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-09 - Genki & Holly - Complete
58. The End of Thomas the Engine reviews
This is how it ends.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-09 - Complete
59. Pokemon Cruelty reviews
Important lesson about Pokemon fighting.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-8-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Pikachu - Complete
60. Demonata Lord Loss, how I changed his life reviews
Lord Loss was a mess before i met him.
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-8-09 - Lord Loss - Complete
61. The truth of Harry Potter reviews
This is what JK Rowling didn't want you to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-7-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
62. Blair Witch Project: The True Story reviews
This is the truth. ScreamFic
Blair Witch Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete
63. The Velociraptor's Tea Party reviews
Jane the velociraptor has a crisis.
Dino Crisis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete
64. PONG: The True Story reviews
Ever wondered the true story of Pong? No, me neither.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete
65. Poketragedy reviews
Ash has a very normal life, considering, but then it all goes wrong.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-7-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Brock/Takeshi - Complete
66. Teletubby Tales: He was an addict reviews
This is a humourous twist on something we all know to be true. Enjoy!
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete
67. Bravery reviews
Fry asks Leela out. What does she say?
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-4-09 - Fry, P. & Leela, T. - Complete
68. The true tale of Frieza's transformation reviews
Frieza has a secret transformation hidden up his butt not literally.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-1-09 - Frieza & Goku - Complete
69. Galactik Football Mysteries reviews
Sinedd finds out a secret
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-28-09 - Sinedd & Sonny B. - Complete
70. The Capital Wasteland: The path to love reviews
Michael Shoeladder tries to find the love of his life on this adventure.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-09 - Complete
71. A classic tale of the coolest Raider reviews
This is a story about a cool Raider dude.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-09 - Complete