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Author has written 62 stories for Fallout, Galactik Football, Dragon Ball Z, Futurama, Teletubbies, Pokemon, Pong, Dino Crisis, Blair Witch Project, Harry Potter, Demonata, Thomas the Tank Engine, Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム, Twilight, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Naruto, Resident Evil, Oblivion, Family Guy, Toy Story, Horton Hears a Who, Yu-Gi-Oh, Guess Who?, Terminator, 10 Things I Hate About You, Disney, Little Mermaid, Grudge, Metal Gear, Ring/Ringu, Pac-Man, Prison Break, Jade Cocoon, Parappa the Rapper, Flintstones, Redwall, IT, Monty Python, Jesus Christ Superstar, Super Smash Brothers, and Total Drama Island. Name: Hmmm wouldn't you like to know? You will know me as either EvilMentalHamster or JD Sex: Yes please ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah naw naw I joke... i'm male Age: I should be too old for this :D...fine i'm 18 but come Orochimaru's birthday i'll be 19 and so on, so on My birthday is the same Orochimaru; so does this make me a psycho bad guy intent on destroying the Hidden Leaf Village? I dunno but i like snakes :D Location: Leicester, England Details: Erm one of four and i'm the oldest. Family tree locates from Newcastle to Lancashire, England to Scotland, Scotland to Ireland and very tiny link to Spain :D Activities: Partying, writing, reading, PS3, Football (Soccer for you Americans) Favourite thingys: Dragonball z, Dragonball, Naruto, GF, Avatar, A load of games (Inc. MGS), Dark Knight etc. Well hi there my little friends. My name is EvilMentalHamster and i plan to give you the strangest and most random stories that i can deliver. Over time i will make parodies of the things that i enjoy and maybe divulge in somethings that i have no idea about (Just for laughs) And for those annoying people that take Fanfiction too seriously, please just shut up and get on with your sad little lives. If you can't laugh at my Parodies such as the Blair Witch Project then go back to your room and cry. Honestly some people are pathetic. People don't be afraid to get in touch with me either just to talk or suggest/discuss ideas. I always like to make friends and share ideas :D Note: I've only just discovered the lovely traffic system :D I know you're out there people! Review my stories please and don't be afraid to talk to me I recently made up the term: ScreamFic. The definition of this is to sum up a film/story in one short rant. This is used for comedic purposes. See The Blair Witch story, The Ring and The Grudge for my examples :) Some of my OCs: Takeshi Mori (Naruto): The golden haired, good looking ninja is the main character in MissingNin: The Exquistite Three. He is the leader of the missing nin gang of Natsuko and Hotaru. Takeshi once fought and lost against Minato and has held a grudge for a long time, and wants to exact his revenge on Naruto. He is also has a history with Ebisu and has fought against Ino, Shikamaru and Choji's fathers. He is often immature and enjoys to fight. He can become very aggressive when hit and that maybe a reason for past losses. Read the story for more information. Brody (Galactik Football): With platinum blonde hair and tanned skin this thirteen year old boy represents his mother (Tia) and father (Rocket) in looks. He is the new star striker of the Snow Kids but is not being looked after his parents because Aarch kidnapped him from them. UNIVERSITY PEOPLE!! I've got into UNI!! | |||||||
1. Total Drama Ninja » reviewsThe ninja from Naruto take part in Total Drama Island. Chapter 6 is up, apologies for the waitCrossover - Naruto & Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 6-28-09 - Jiraiya2. Galactik Football Mysteries: Who's Tia? reviewsHow come no-one knows who Tia or the Snow Kids are?Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-09 - Rocket & Sinedd - Complete3. Teletubby tales: No escape reviewsMore of the disturbing tales that you seem to have come to love. Enjoy being creeped out as Teletubbies is turned on it's head.Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete4. The awkward adventures of Pennywise the clown reviewsJoin me as we watch Pennywise spread fear... well kindaIT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-095. Metal Gear Fun » reviewsAn amusing walkthrough of Metal Gear Solid. Inspired by Resident Fun by Gerkyhen.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - S. Snake & R. Campbell6. MissingNin: The Exquisite Three arc » reviewsTakeshi Mori is a missing-nin from the Village Hidden in the Mist. But why is he so keen to enter the Village Hidden in the Leaves?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-5-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Ebisu & Asuma S.7. Another 20 short stories for Resident Evil reviews20 song titles, 20 short Resident evil stories.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-09 - A. Wesker & Chris R. - Complete8. Demon of the Hidden Mist reviewsZabuza's account of the homicide in Kirigakure's trials. A rare serious fic for me.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-2-09 - Zabuza M. - Complete9. Galactik Football Struggle II: The Galactik War » reviewsTwenty years after Aarch's evil rule.Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 6-20-09 - Aarch & Rocket10. Orochimaru's experiment reviewsOrochimaru tests on a subject. A rare serious fic for me.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-09 - Orochimaru - Complete11. Twilight: You should wear a seatbelt reviewsBella trys to distract Edward from the horrible thoughts that he is feelingTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete12. Tonight with Might Guy » reviewsMight Guy's radio show where he interviews everyones favourite ninja.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Gai M. & Orochimaru13. Lord Brocktree searches for the animals reviewsDoes he find the forest animals? And where the douche are they anyway?Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-09 - Complete14. Flintstones get their just desserts reviewsTitle explains it all.Flintstones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete15. Yeah rap it! reviewsParappa walks down the street rapping, but a problem occurs.Parappa the Rapper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete16. Jade Cocoon wants it easy reviewsLevant doesn't think capturing monsters is easy enough.Jade Cocoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete17. Prison Stuck reviewsMichael starts the attempted break out.Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-26-09 - Michael S. & F. Sucre - Complete18. Naruto: The prankster arc » reviewsA mysterious ninja terrorises every ninja with pranks.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.19. PacMan: The Chase reviewsClyde the Ghost orders his fellow ghosts to get that damn Pac-Man out of their garden!Pac-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-09 - Blinky & Pac-Man - Complete20. The Ring becomes voidMarvin plans for his girlfriend to watch the tape so that he survives. Will it work?Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 6-25-09 - Complete21. 20 short stories for Resident Evil from Songs reviewsShort stories inspired by songs and adapted to Resident Evil. I got this idea from Gerkyhen.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-09 - A. Wesker & Chris R. - Complete22. Resident Evil: Licker Tales reviewsThe Lickers have a chatResident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete23. The Ring: The True Story reviewsThis is the truth. ScreamFicRing/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete24. The Grudge: The True Story reviewsThis is the truth. ScreamFicGrudge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete25. Can't find my key!Mr.Smith sings a song about the mess in his house to the tune of Under the Sea. You'll have to sing it in an accent for it to fully work. Crack Fic SongLittle Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete26. Sasuke vs Deidara Showdown in the forest clearing reviewsAn amusing alternative happening of Sasuke's and Deidara's fight.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-09 - Sasuke U. & Deidara - Complete27. Look for the bare testicles reviewsAn adapted naughty version of the Jungle Book song. In T simply because it's childish humourDisney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete28. 11 things i hate about you reviewsThe poem from the film slightly edited10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete29. Galactik Football Struggle: Aarch's evil rule » reviewsAarch the evil manager of the Snow Kids shakes things up by getting a new player in the form of Superman. The Snow Kids decide to revolt against the evil manager and go on a grand adventure to stop him. It's finally finished. Sequel up now: Galactik WarGalactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 3-1-09 - Aarch & D'Jok - Complete30. Terminating Mario reviewsTerminator comes for Mario - i didn't both dragging it out.Crossover - Terminator & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-09 - Mario - Complete31. Guess Who's there reviewsGuess Who?Guess Who? - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-19-09 - Complete32. Resident Evil 5: Majini tales 4 reviewsRobin Majini takes the dogs out for a walk.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-19-09 - Chris R. & Sheva A. - Complete33. Seto wants fun reviewsSeto Kaiba asks his minions how he can have fun.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-09 - Seto K. - Complete34. Teletubby Tales: The morning after reviewsWhat happened last night in the Tubby household. Warning: If you like the Tubby people, then be prepared for you're life to be turned on it's head.Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-09 - Complete35. Horton hears a Who, so what does he do reviews... hey i could be Dr.Seuss.Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete36. King of the bugs reviewsAdapted version of King Herod's King of the Jews song. In this version Caterpie sings at Weedle.Crossover - Pokemon & Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete37. Little Bo Peep's mishap reviewsLittle Bo Peep gets ready for the dance. Warning: Cheeky sexual reference.Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete38. Resident Evil 5: Majini tales 3 reviewsThe Majini plan a surprise. Note: Majini tales are supposed to be new short stories, not chapters.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-09 - Sheva A. & Chris R. - Complete39. Life of Brian Song reviewsThe life of Brian song from Monty Python adapted to Family Guy.Crossover - Family Guy & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-09 - Brian G. - Complete40. Oblivion phrase story reviewsA man happens upon a murder.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete41. Resident Evil 5: Majini tales 2 reviewsThe Majini have a chat.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-09 - Chris R. & Sheva A. - Complete42. Resident Evil 5: Majini tales reviewsMajini do stuff.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-09 - Chris R. & Sheva A. - Complete43. Teletubby Tales: Breakfast reviewsTinky chats to Dipsy......................Tinky is a perv.Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete44. Sasuke vs Gaara showdown in the forest reviewsAn amusing alternate view on Sasuke's and Gaara's fight in the forest.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-09 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete45. Shikamaru vs Gaara showdown in the hospital reviewsAn amusing alternate view of the events in Hospital between Shikamaru, Naruto and Gaara as seen in Naruto.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-15-09 - Shikamaru N. & Gaara - Complete46. Dark Night reviewsThieves run into troubleBatman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-09 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete47. Twilight: Edward shines reviewsEdward shines and it has disastrous consequences.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete48. Monster Rancher: The New Gang Member reviewsGenki and the gang discover a new disc. But who is in the disc? Rhetorical question.Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-09 - Genki & Holly - Complete49. The End of Thomas the Engine reviewsThis is how it ends.Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-09 - Complete50. Pokemon Cruelty reviewsImportant lesson about Pokemon fighting.Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-8-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Pikachu - Complete51. Demonata Lord Loss, how I changed his life reviewsLord Loss was a mess before i met him.Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-8-09 - Lord Loss - Complete52. Harry Potter The truth reviewsThis is the real truth behind Harry Potter.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-7-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete53. Blair Witch Project: The True Story reviewsThis is the truth. ScreamFicBlair Witch Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete54. Dino Crisis The Velociraptor's Tea Party reviewsJane the velociraptor has a crisis.Dino Crisis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete55. Pong The True Story reviewsEver wondered the true story of Pong? No me neither but i decided to tell people anyway :DPong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete56. Pokemon A very important story for all to read reviewsAsh has a very normal life considering but then it all goes wrong.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Brock/Takeshi - Complete57. Teletubby Tales: He was an addict reviewsThis is a humourous twist on something we all know to be true. Enjoy!Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete58. Futurama Fry does it he asks Leela out reviewsFry asks Leela out. What does she say?Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-09 - Fry, P. & Leela, T. - Complete59. DragonBall Z: A tale of Frieza's transformation reviewsFrieza has a secret transformation hidden up his butt not literally.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-09 - Frieza & Goku - Complete60. Galactik Football Mysteries reviewsSinedd finds out a secretGalactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-09 - Sinedd & Sonny B. - Complete61. The Capital Wasteland: A story of love, hate and a reviewsmysterious hero. Michael Shoeladder tries to find his love on this adventure.Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-09 - Complete62. Fallout 3 A story of the coolest Raider reviewsThis is a story about a cool Raider dude. Swearing is in it and i like the swearing.Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-09 - Complete
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