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| Feisty Y. Beden |
Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, and Criminal Minds. I'm on Twitter, username: feistyybeden. Follow me if you want alerts on teasers and when stuff gets posted. Rock on. The last time I was cool was sometime in 1995, I think, although even that is debatable. As I get involved with more and more online communities, I realize that all I've done is increase the number and magnitude of rejections I receive. And why do I do it? "Because you're an idiot," busts in Veronica from Heathers. Yes. Yes, I suppose I am. There is a monster at the end of this profile! Likes: Night cheese, taintpunching, the smooth jazz stylings of Zach Galifianakis on double flute. Dislikes: bell pepper, clowns, my senior year Italian cinema professor, the passive-aggressive tendencies of my Wii Fit. I have a lot of feelings. p.s. NelsonSmandela is my gazelle. Latest news: Modern Medusa won third place in the general voting for Les Femmes Noires oneshot contest! Cool beans. Thanks for voting. Algonquinrt and I interviewed each other for the Perv Pack Smut Shack! Good times! I got to guest rec for Canzone della Bella Cigna for PPSS! I also guest recced for TLYDF. I chose Such Fruits as These. My rec is here. ZOMG I am a VIP author on ADifferentForest! Sleepers, Awake: Wachet auf, ruft uns die Stimme What happened to Sleepers? In the Days of Auld Lang Syne - The Massive Collaboration that Keeps Growing Alice - Fix You Becca Graymoor made a very pretteh banner for my story, aber ich kann es hier nicht linken! Gott im Himmel! In addition, I just discovered I have a thread over on Twilighted! That's cool! I mean, the thread is only one post long, but STILL! Playlist for ItDoALS: Fix You Fix You (Coldplay) (um, duh) Upside Down (Tori Amos) Fear (Sarah McLachlan) Wise Up (Aimee Mann) We Used to Be Friends (Dandy Warhols) Antebellum (Vienna Teng) Brooklyn Blurs (The Paper Raincoat) Motion Sickness (The Paper Raincoat) Black Swan (Tori Amos) The Ghost in You (Psychedelic Furs) Blackbird (The Beatles) Across the Universe (The Beatles, but I linked to the Fiona Apple cover because I LOVE IT) The Silver Aria - The Ballad of Baby Doe (Moore) Knoxville: Summer of 1915 (Barber - two links, because the piece is hella long, yo) True Love Waits (Radiohead) The Child Is Gone (Fiona Apple) Never Is a Promise (Fiona Apple) I Don't Feel So Well (Vienna Teng) Faded from the Winter (Iron and Wine) Old Fashioned Wedding (Annie Get Your Gun) Witch's Lament (Into the Woods - This is a whack anime video, but the audio is the original Bernadette Peters) I'm Not Perfect (Laurie Berkner) Baby Mine (Disney - Dumbo) Mortal City (Dar Williams) I'm Your Moon (Jonathan Coulton) By the Waters of Babylon (traditional) Cullen Family Players Present For some reason, I have a thread for this story on Twilighted. I'll take requests there or on Ravelry for future shows/movies to be Cullensed. | |||||||
1. Leah and the Love God » reviewsLeah Clearwater's rage is surprisingly passionate for someone who doesn't believe in Love... A short multishot with blue bathrobe for FGB.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-9-11 - Leah2. Feisty's Magic Grab Bag of Magic » reviewsThis is where drabbles come to chill out w/other drabbles, show each other how it's hanging. Various ratings, pairings, angst levels. Newest chapter: Real Chagrinius, an FGB crackfic written for KCerena, based on *Real Genius*.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 12-2-093. Sleepers, Awake: Outtakes » reviewsOuttakes and drabbles related to the Sleepers, Awake universe. The rating may change as outtakes are added.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,202 - Reviews: 322 - Updated: 11-3-10 - Published: 9-23-094. Fixation » reviewsEdward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 9-4-10 - Published: 3-11-10 - Complete5. Goodnight, Noises Everywhere » reviewsBella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/EdwardTwilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2839 - Updated: 8-9-10 - Published: 1-8-10 - Complete6. I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion » reviewsI Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 518 - Updated: 7-6-10 - Published: 12-30-097. In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You » reviewsReeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 650 - Updated: 5-14-10 - Published: 2-24-09 - Alice & Jasper - Complete8. Satellite reviewsEntry for the Black Balloon contest. Edward has loved Bella since the first time he saw her in the seventh grade. He always thought they'd be together forever. AH E/B. EXTREME ANGST. Proceed with caution; emotional nut-kicking within.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 95 - Published: 3-15-10 - Complete9. A Shadow of a Wing reviewsA snowstorm. A delayed flight. Christmas Eve. Not the best time to run into that guy from high school who ignored you in bio class. Written for Gondolier and Profmom72 for Twilight Gift Exchange. Edward/BellaTwilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 3-1-10 - Complete10. Pretty, Pretty Criminal Minds reviewsThe BAU travels to a small town in Washington State guess which! after several bodies, drained of blood, are found in the woods. Dr. Reid is entranced by a beautiful lady. Reid/Amandasper Very, very silly.Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-28-10 - S. Reid & Jasper - Complete11. The Twilight 25 Challenge » reviewsWelcome to The Twilight Twenty-Five, a community that challenges you to churn out, well, twenty-five one-shots &/or drabbles based on predetermined prompts within a three month period.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 297 - Updated: 11-30-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - Complete12. The Wizard of Forks reviewsSupport Stacie crackfic. Your favorite Twilight characters take a cracktacular journey from Kansas to the mythical land of Forks. Rated M for language, Roman Polanski jokes, and excessive urination. AH-ish, OOC. Very OOC.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 11-15-09 - Complete13. Modern Medusa reviewsDo you know what it's like to be adored by everyone you meet? Do you know what it's like to get anything you want, whenever you want? To make people do anything you want them to do and make it think it's their own idea? I do." Les Femmes Noires entry. AUTwilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 11-13-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete14. Tequila, Salt, Lime, Merino: Recipe for Nonsense reviewsIt's Twirlgrrl's birthday. This story makes no sense. No, really. But you will find mention of tequila, salt, lime, and merino. E x TwirlTwilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-4-09 - Complete15. Sleepers, Awake: Wachet auf, ruft uns die Stimme » reviewsBella, compulsive sketcher of wolves, has not dreamed in years. Unexpectedly, she begins to dream again the night tragedy takes away her first and greatest love. ExB, sort of.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 2066 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 6-7-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. The Cullen Family Players Present » reviewsThe citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 4-9-0917. Invincible: Theme from The Legend of Alice Cullen reviewsAlice confronts her fear of clowns the only way a Cullen can. AU. One-shot drabble for MaleficentKnits for her Support Stacie donation.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-22-09 - Complete
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