Hey peoples!! My name is Naomi and I am a Twilight addict. I am obessed with Twilight on a very extreme level. I only write Twilight fanfictions and I only read Twilight fanfictions (well, that's not true. i also read House of Night, and MAYBE! Inuyasha) so if you love Twilight as much as I do, then this is the spot for you! I've added so many Twilight stories to my favs it's not even funny. Yeah, I used to have copy and paste stuffs, but I got tired of it.

P.S. I used to be edward-lover-12-twilight but I changed my name to... I love Edward and Toast!! Isn't it awesome?

when you live: live like your dying.

when you laugh: laugh until you cry.

when you love: love them like theyre leaving forever.

when you dance: dance like nobody's watching

when you learn: study like theres a huge test every day

when you speak: speak like its judgement day

when you sin: sin with the knowledge that Jesus died for your sake

when you sing: sing like a mute person who just got their voice back

when you read: absorb the words as if you were there

when you pray: pray like your talking to your best friend

when you eat: eat with the knowledge there are others who havent eaten in days

when you drink: drink with the knowledge that ppl have died from dehydration

when you walk: walk with the knowledge Jesus is walking with you, and there are others who cant walk

when there are only one set of footsteps in the sand: know it is then that Jesus carried you

when you're hurt: heal with the knowledge that there is always somebody who has it worse

when your sick: get well with the knowledge ppl die from worse diseases every day

when you run: run as far as you can, but make sure you find your home

when you party: party hardy

when you make a goal: exceed it

when you cry: cry knowing that eventually there wont be anymore tears

when you get mad: take it out on an inanimate object, not a person

when you read this: read it with the knowledge that i sin, and although i wrote this, i dont always follow the rules.

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

Im like an electrical plug. Leave me alone and i will do my thing, but if you mess with me i will electricute you and possibly burn down your house.

Don't be afraid, you will soon find comfort in inanimate objects.

When something doesnt work right, cuss. It's the secret password.

"Did you know ' I told you so' has a brother Jacob? His name is 'shut the hell up!"- Isabella Swan Cullen

Copy and paste this in your profile if you would gladly drive to Forks, kidnap Jacob Black, and slap him with a rubber chicken until he admitted that Bella and Edward belong together, and that you are the awesomest person ever.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb,(JACOB) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for jasper.

Team Edward cause Jacob doesn’t sparkle.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopidia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound.. That' s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Where are my crayons?
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

Awesome people that are my bestest buddies:

Brittney: lovesjasper-twilight13
Lorissa: twilightlover44
Natalie: Nana Cullen O'Shea
Bella: Apples-Are-Crunchy-04

Lorissa and Bella are my triplets. They are exactly like me. They are awesome.
Brittney is my bestest buddy from school. She is awesome.
Natalie is like, my big sister. She is also awesome.

NOW GO CHECK OUT THE STORIES OF THESE AWESOME PEOPLE!! (After you read my stories of course. :D)

AND NOW...FUNNY QUOTES FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PROFILES!!

BUNNIES WILL RULE US ALL- Angelgirl18647

HE GAVE YOU MONO!?- Angelgirl18647

EVIL STUPID MIME!- Angelgirl18647

" OH MY GOD ADAM WAT HAPPENED TO YOU!"
-glares at the chimes- THOSE BEASTS ATTACKED ME ON THE BAND TRAILER!!
- Angel girl18647

the six truths of life (i love this one!)

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Ahahahahaha

I LOVE THIS AND I TOTALLY FELL FOR IT!!

I BET YOU DID TOO!!
-BellaandEdward4EVER2580

I went to an insane asylum to talk who led the building. I ask him, "How do you know if someone is insane?" "Well," he replies, "we fill a bathtub with water and offer them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket; they have to empty the bathtub quickly." "Oh," I say, "so they will take the bucket because it is the biggest and holds the most water." He looks at me, "No. A normal person would pull the plug. Now, would you like a room with a bed near the window or by the door?"
-Blue Tulips

Social Studies teacher- Today, we will be practicing the Socrates way of teaching. (Continues...blah...blah...) You aren't allowed to tell your point of view, just ask questions to help people get to your point of view, kind of like steering them in your direction.

Me- Would you rather have the nicest house in a bad neighborhood, or the worst house in a nice neighborhood?

Maria- Bad house in nice neighborhood.

Me- Why?

Maria- So people wouldn't come to steal from me.

Me- Why?

Maria- Because I have the nicest house and people would like it.

Me- Why?

Maria- They would want to sell my stuff to get money.

Me- Why?

Maria- So they can buy other stuff.

Me- Why?

Maria- Because we give money to get items.

Me- Why?

Maria- Because we don't trade anymore.

Me- Why?

Maria- It isn't right to trade a diamond necklace for a taco, it doesn't work that way!!

Me- How did we get from talking about houses to tacos?!
- Blue Tulips

Cynthia- You know the quote: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what' s inside.

Me- Yeah.

Cynthia- I have to disagree with that. If you get a box of chocolates, you better hope that chocolate is in that box!!
-Blue Tulips

Me- Cynthia...I'm bored.

Cynthia- Go hug a cactus!
- Blue Tulips

OKAY!! STUFF FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES ARE DONE!!

The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.
(YEAH!! TRY AND FIGURE THAT OUT!)

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

An enemy of my enemy, is my friend.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like fire.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

It’s great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who’s bald.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Having the love of your life say that you can still be friends is like your mom saying you can still keep your dog after it died.

Emmett is the Strongest,
Edward is the fastest,
But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.

Live forever, or die trying.

One day,we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

Do that again and I'll give you a papercut RIGHT IN FRONT OF JASPER!

I keep trying to kidnap Edward but every time I try Alice is there waiting for me with a baseball bat. How does she- Oh. Right.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop!

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

I tried to call 911 the other day, but couldn't find number eleven on the keypad!

When you laugh, I'll laugh, you cry, I cry, you fall down that ski slope, I laugh even harder.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughEdwardcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

In my world, pages 73-381 of New Moon don't exist.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

God made man, and then said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Someone told me: Go to hell!

Me: I can't. They put a restraining order on me...

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'"

Yeah, now I'm done. GO HUG A CACTUS!!