Okay, for some reason you have visited my profile. I guess if you're here, you would want to know the basics. Yep, I'm Sarah. Mhmm, I'm 12. But beware! I'm the size of a fifteen year old and know Tae-Kwon Do so I can kick your sorry little behind. Oh, I went there. I have no team. Well, if I had to pick, It would be Team Switzerland. But Jasper is the best. End of story. So yeah, to wrap things up, I'm wierd. Yeah, deal with my randomness.

Answer the song questions! Put Your Ipod on shuffle and let your questions be answered! Try it! It's funny!
My commentary is in ( ) got it?

1.How does the world see me? The Way I Are by Timbaland (wow, that's straight-foreward)

2.Will I have a happy life? Go All The Way (into the Twilight) by Perry Farrell

3.What do people really think of me? So What by P!nk (aw, the mystical Ipod doesn't care)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Dinner With His Family by Carter Burwell (well, it's from Twilight, and you all know how lusty that movie is LOLOLOLOL!)

5.How can I make others happy? Second Chance by Shinedown (okay, I kinda get that one, in a way)

6.How can I make myself happy? Valerie by Amy Winehouse (WAAAH! I don't even want to go there :'(

7.What should I do with my life? Full Moon by The Black Ghosts (wait, does that mean I should become a werewolf and have sexy puppy children with Jacob Black... hmmm, I like that one wink wink .

8.Will I ever have children? Let The Flames Begin by Paramore (uh, maybe that means that I'm gonna have kids, and they'll have a teeny tiny fascination with matches... CRAP!)

9. What is some good advice for me? Whatever You Like by T.I (Cool, I have a valid excuse to go shopping now; Ipod told me to)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings (wait, Sarah's not my name, holy crap, I'm confuzzled now)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? The Gummy Bear Song by Gummibar (uhh, no comment)

12. What song will play at my funeral? Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) by Beyonce (NOO! I don't wanna die single! Wait, or I could be the person in the song that has gloss on lip and man on her hips... that's one's much preferrable)

13. What type of men/women do you like? Shut Up And Let Me Go by The Ting Tings (This makes no effin sense!)

14. What is my day going to be like? Bring Me To Life by Evanescence (Again with the not making sense)

15. Why am I here? Womanizer by Britney Spears (WTF!? I'm no Womanizer!)

16. What will people remember me for? What I've Done by Linkin Park (no dur. What else would people remember me for. What I didn't do?)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow? In The End by Linkin Park (It's possible, I've gotten it stuck in my head many times before)

18.Are there people outside waiting to take me away? Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (No! I don't want abusive boyfriends to abduct me!)

19.What will this year be all about? I Hate This Part by Pussycat Dolls (no, this year is supposed to be good! You better be playing a joke on me Mr. Ipod
Mr Ipod: Of course I am! U rock to much to have a bad year
Me: Yay! I love you Mr. Ipod!)

20.Your message to the world: Damaged by Danity Kane (wth? I'm no damaged goods! haha ; )

21.Your deepest secret: Emergency by Paramore (Hey! I don't keep it a secret the fact that I go the Emergency Room entirely too much!)

22.Your innermost desire: Supermassive Black Hole by Muse (okay, so my biggest wish is to jump down a black hole... wow, I must have Issues)

23.Your oldest memory makes you think: That's What You Get by Paramore (...)

24.Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: Music is My Hot Hot Sex by CSS (WTF!? Shouldn't the guy I'm getting married to be my hot hot sex? Wow, the poor guy will be so dissapointed... lmao!)

25.When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: I Like To Move It Move It by Madagascar 5 (uh, I hate moving in the morning...)

26.- Right now, your feelings are: I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas (uh, I really don't got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good, good night cuz I have karate... Oh poo!)

27.The day you fall in love will be the day that: Pressure by Paramore (makes no sense, unless I feel pressure to do something with that person... wow, that sounded sooo wrong! hahaha)

28.You scream during sex: Kiss The Rain by Yiruma (uh, that song doesn't have any words to it... how can I scream it?)

29.You’d describe you best friend as: Move by CSS (True true true... Lauren is a little ball of energy)

30.Your friends describe you as: Amish Paradise by Wierd Al (O.o)

31.In an elevator you are most likely to: Knock You Down by Keri Hilson (haha, I'm violent! I'll just go up to some poor elevator person and push them flat on their face! I could see myself doing that!! lol)

32.Your philophisy in life is: Take a Bow by Rihanna (uh, I don't get this... I only did drama club once...)

33.Your farewell message to the readers of this: Where is The Love by The Black Eyed Peas (yeah, punk! Where IS the love?)

Random Ramblings

Why do they have seafood resturants at Sea World? I'm halfway done with my fish burger when I realize, "Oh my god! I could be eating a slow learner!"

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the world down.

Will killed Kenny! XD

Bet A Kid in My History Class Made: The world is so ending in 2012. When it does, you're buying me a Dairy Queen ice cream cone in the afterlife.

Name of a song+the words "In your pants"= Endless hours of entertainment.

Duckk you! Oh, I went there.

We live in perverted times, my friends.