| kabutochan |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Note to my best friends...; DON'T DO THIS TO ME! I know you know what I'm talking about. If you do what I told you not to, I may end our friendship, just so you know! Just because you're doing what I told you not to. (If a "normal" person is reading this... Just ignore me) And obvously someone doesn't listen to me and browsed for me or something, so I'm mad now! (ChibiKin btw) Name:Beartice(but don't you dare calling me that! To you, I'm either Bea, Blu of Kabuto(don't ask why I put Kabuto in there, but I did, 'cuz my friends...thinks it...fits me...but I don't...so don't call me that anyway Ô.ô) Gender: Girl, duh I talk in my sleep My Deviantart:http://gaki-gaki.deviantart.com/ Check out my art! XD My email/msn: bealu95@hotmail.com ADD MEEEEEEEEE! Music: Sum 41, Yellowcard, Skillet, Martina McBride, Marlyn Manson, Vocaloid, LaFee, Relient K, Disturbed, Green day, Nightwish, Three days Grace, Billy Talent, Superchick, Jill Johnsson, and all of my songs on my cell phone is either depressing, sad, redictiolus or ALL of them! xD Age:13 Did you know that England (aph) and Sauke (Naruto) has the same voice-actor? And in Englands marukaite chikyuu he sings ´what a fabolus world´so you can say it against Sasuke or something, heeheheeeh, funfun! Siblings: I do have one brother, he's 19 and a complete IDIOT! (my view though) he was pretty abusive when he was younger (because I teased him constantly) but it've stopped...Now he just goes to the gym and then he eats LOOOTS of sweets and other unhealthy stuff, and he's eating our poor food whenever he's home, so I have to STARVE! (not REALLY) Otherwise he's just at Alexandra, his girlfriend... She's pretty nice... And now I have to watch my computer-chair so he won't read this, 'cuz I really have badmouthed him now...>) bwahahahaha... (hehe, I just wrote bwahaha, and if you write bwahaha as bwababa and tries to make the "evil laughter" then I'm associating that with a rubber duck, which is Sasukes hair... Which makes me think about my friends wierd dreams to... I think she was dreaming that Sasuke was in her kitchen and since she hates him (who doesn't hate that emo freak!?) she was swinging her frying pan at his head, but since his hair it so damn spiky, it got through her pan and stucked. She had an of her oh shit´ moments(A/N weeeh, oh shit moments, like when Neji look up at a giant spider falling down on his head... Or when Naruto opened the door just to see Itachi outside... ah, good times, good times...), and ran out of her kitchen, trying to escape from Sasuke who stood there with a "what the fuck" expression on his face and a frying pan in his hair... wow, when I read what I just wrote... yeah, let it speak for itself...my friend are WIERD! And I'm even wierder who associated bwahaha with...that! Birthday: November 19 I do cut myself sometimes. When something depresses me or when I want to feel pain, plus, my blod's tasting great The best with cutting is that once you've done it, you feel pain up to..um...4 days after of something... Then you have to do another to keep the pain. And yes, it does hurt like hell, but I've got used to it :P But I'm skipping the knife bynow, I'll stick needels into my fingers instead. That work to X.x I like: Yaoi! Deidara, manga, yaoi with Deidara, cookies, my yaoi-addicted friends (three), my other friends (lyk, the rest), Deidara, Higurashi(cuz it's so damn scary), CANDY, headknocks, Itachi, shonen ai, cookies, books, horses I guess(I've ridden for 6 years...) I speak: Swedish, English, a bit German and I try to learn Spanish too ._.' And I can some words in Japanese too I hate: Sasuke, homophobes, Shikamaru, Konohamaru, Kurenai, mushrooms, fillers, my bad painting, Ino, fish, bad fanficks (not gonna hang out someone), Gaara (he calls Deidei she once!!) rice... This can go on FOREVER!! Favourite mangas: Naruto, Dn-Angel, Axis Powers Hetalia (It's sooo cute! And as made for shonen ai...OMFG it IS a shonen ai(if you read the manga, the underwear is cencored with a besom in the anime-.-') Shaman King, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Inu Yasha, Skip beat, Power, Yu-gi-oh, God child, Fushigi Yuugi, Tokyo Mew Mew Favourite anime(s): Loveless, Naruto, Axix Powers Hetalia, Higurashi no Naku Koroni, Kimikiss Pure Rouge, Princess Princess Hair colour: dark-blonde A friend of mine noticed that if you read Yagami backwards, it says I'm a gay... So Light is gay, because Japanese read backwards XD It's in his name just like Sasuke! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Favourite colours: Black, red, purple, green (but never wear all these together, it looks awful! I've tried...A couple of times...More than...lots of times...until I looked too long time in the mirror...shifty eyes) Did you know that Sasuke likes something? And that this certain thing is tomatoes? neither did I, but it's true... Favourite pairings: (Naruto) ItaDei, just awesome, very smexy! SasoDei, A bit cute I think, and I just adore that Sasori's shorter than Deidara HiDei, hehehedrool HiIta, just because ItaSaso, dun ask, they're cute together >w KakuHi, well, they deserve each other KisaIta, I only like this when Itachi's bitchy and Kisame get sad and then mad ItaSasu, I know, shame on me! B-but they are so adorable! (Hetalia) FranceXEngland/FrancisXArthur, hehehhe my first love in aph, and I LOVE England! he's so cute with that messy hair of his, and just everything! XD RussiaXChina/IvanXYao, because Yao always try to resist, and then Ivan says kolkol and he don't dare to! RussiaXLithuania/IvanXToris, dun ask, I've just started ;G But it's so cuuuuuuuuute! Toris's such a whore...(after a while) SwedenXFinland/BrewaldXTino, again, so adorable. I like how Su-san's cutting of the words and so, and that Tino never can tell what he's thinking. And they are so sweet! DenmarkXSweden/?XBerwald, I haven't read any direct fanfiction, I'm more in the srt with this pairing. My friend showed me a pic where Denmark said "Prepare to get invaded" and I was like roflmao and I said, and you say I'm the one browsing yaoi! Then I refused to leave the page for about ten minutes PrussiaXAustria/GilbertXRoderich(Rod, Roddy), Gilbert's awesomeness of course! The best is that after a bit of harassing, he always get what he wants, I've never read one where he fail (...I think) AmericaXEngland/AlfredXArthur, This makes me sad, but yet I love it! ~x~x~x~ Have it stuck to your mind that Sasori says "It's been a long time since I used myself"? insert dirty thoughts Now, some random facts i just had to check up... Dei means mud Deidara is 168 cm tall (without ponytail!! Hah, one cm taller than me! Just + 5 cm and you have his pony tail too) Deidara is 19 years old Favourite character: Deidara (I liked Sasuke too, but he kills DeidaraTT_TT I don't like him anymore-.-'KILL SASUKE!!' 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile. Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privelege. Add this to your profile if you agree. Do NOT scroll down any further. For this trick to work, you must say this out loud and look at the following symbols VERY closely... --I Am-- Really Now look at your wall and and say STUPID out loud, you will see the shadow of a heart appear... If you fell for this, copy this to your profile and show the world!! Lol. You know you did... ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe Hidan will return, PASTE THIS If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (The voice in my head is bullying me whenever she feels like it...) If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you believe this, copy and paste in your profile. If you've ever ran into a wall, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (dude, I'm doing that all the time!) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgot what you were doing while doing it, copy and paste this on your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you've ever thought about what you should do and did the opposite just because you could, copy and paste this on your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. If you have ever named the voice inside your head copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever stayed up for over 36 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. Then I should add; If you ave ever stayed up 72 hours just because you simply COULD, copy and paste this on your profile. (I really did this!) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me! If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. (I do that when I'm bored...o.O) If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. 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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (Someone...? I know looots of pepole! Umm...bitch nr 1, bitch nr 2, bitch nr 3...) If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. Opposites attract and artists belong together. Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in SasoXDei. I used to love Sasuke but now I hate him (He killed my Dei-Chan) If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've burned my noodels'-.- Don't ask HOW, I just did it o.O) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: Child Abuse: MAKE IT STOP! ()() BUNNIES KICK BUTT! (forget the cookies, the dark side has yaoi) 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing | |||||||
1. Stupid pill! » reviewsDeidara puts a pill in the food and he, ltachi and Hidan eats it... What happens between Itachi and Deidara? ItaDei yaoi! Sumary sucks and the this is lyk, first chappy... So just read, because it's looong! XDNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Deidara & Itachi U.2. Never make Itachi shut up! reviewsItachi have read Eragon, Deidara, Sasori and Kisame haven't. What will happen when Itachi suddenly starts to comment the movie? May contain spoilers if you haven't read the book or seen the movie whish super-sucks! No flames please!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Itachi U. - Complete3. Kiba On the Emofarm?A oneshot for my best friend About Kiba, Kimimaro and Kimmi o Enjoy XD Pure crack!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Published: 4-21-09 - Kiba I. & Kimimaro - Complete4. Dancing?Well, this is my very first thing... Tobi twisted what Pein said...Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Published: 3-23-09 - Akatsuki