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since: 02-21-09, id: 1845546, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
Author has written 10 stories for Inuyasha, and Dragon Ball Z.

Despite me liking the show "Dragonball Z," mark that I am a girl. "Inuyasha" and "Dragonball Z" are probably the only type of fanfiction you'll see me write. On to my original message now that you know I AM A GIRL! (Just because I like "Dragonball Z, I get such crap) :( But enough of my blabbering, here's some information about myself:

I live in the country...snore I know (I have always lived in America, but I mean like farms and stuff). I'm not trying to say anything against the country, it's just that I'm still getting over the move...so no offence to anyone who likes or lives in the country. Well anyway, I love singing and drawing. I write my own songs, and I'm always drawing. I only draw anime, I love it! "Inuyasha" and "Dragonball Z" are my favorite, but I'm in to watching just about any of it. I sing just about anything with good lyrics or a good beat. I don't like rap, unless its lyrics mean something to me. Computer is basically my life, and I'm always on the phone with my old next-door neighbor. I can be a bit ditsy sometimes, but I can do hands-on math and write about practically any topic, so if you want me to write something specifically, just let me know. I have a bit of anger problem, but I'm working on that. I am currently working on a "Inuyasha" story, and you can check out any of the ones I have out and give me any ideas you want me to type down. I also have a website, so if you want to see any of my songs or drawings, check it out. Www.jenjen-plus-inuyasha.piczo.com and if you like them, leave a comment. Ta ta for now!

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir. When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Repost (or put on your page) if you HATE racism...

If you wish you were a anime or cartoon person,copy and paste.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile

If you LOVE to read books and fanfiction,copy and paste to your profile! :)

If you are a super anime freak,copy and paste this.

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(='.'=) This is bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") profile to help him gain world domination.

If you wish InuYasha can get a better ending,copy and paste.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to color,copy and paste.

If you love to listen to rock,copy and paste.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX. SakuraUmeTheDeadSheNinja, Sabaku no Kurai, MutantPaperClipWarrior,number1sasunaruffan, TheSkysCloud, HPDMsasunaru,NekoAnime-Chan, Ayame1Jaganshi,Pinkbun17,Metaldragon67

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think guys wearing skinny jeans is hot,copy and paste.

If you value your friends,copy and paste.

If you love to read these copy and paste things,then copy and paste this.

If you think being popular is retared then copy and paste this

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.(Almost every one matches me...lol)
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

POEM:

Black and blue makes them grow,

Like no one would know,

Crissing and crossing makes a mess,

But everyone loves the stress,

But wait,

That can't be true,

Because whipping and lashing means they learnt,

Only how to hurt.

~Lesson to be learned~

Stop child abuse, because if you harm them, they will have very little love for you, and none left for anyone else. Stop the hurt, spread the love!!

POEMS FOUND ON LORDSESSHOMARUSGF'S PROFILE:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

you know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't
have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.

Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

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1. Childhood Remix » reviews
We all know that Inuyasha had a hard past before Kagome saved him, but what would have happened if he knew her before she met him on the sacred tree? Would his life still have sucked? Or would she make him grow into a whole new man? Read and find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,094 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-21-09 - Published: 7-5-09 - Inuyasha & Kagome
2. Brother, my Brother » reviews
What happens when Gohan finds an old family photo album that relays some interesting information? He's not sure what to say to it, but what will he say when the subject in a photo that had him so confused, shows up? Takes place before android saga.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,978 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 6-10-09 - Gohan - Complete
3. A Drink for the one you Love » reviews
Down on her luck with no husband and a kid to feed, Izayoi decides to get a job, but what will she do when she finds out her boss is in love with her and will do anything to get what he wants? How will protecting her son turn on her? Read and find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,238 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 4-27-09 - Izayoi & Inuyasha - Complete
4. Kagome's Music Store » reviews
Kagome gets promoted to owner of a CD store. Everything is normal until a young man starts coming around daily. Something about him seems familiar. Maybe it was the hair? The eyes? Or maybe, just maybe, his dog ears? So who the hell is he?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-10-09 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
5. History Books and Guardian Angels reviews
Ficlet. 100 words only including the story. When Kagome fails her history exam, what does she start to wonder? And what does this lead Inuyasha to think? Read & Review
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-09 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
6. It Seemed reviews
This is a one-shot including Viola, Roscow and Lueski from my first fanfiction. Viola, Inuyasha's grandmother, has had a hard life, and she remembers all the time she has had to make her life worth something. So what does each moment seem to say to her?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-25-09 - Complete
7. Loss of a Mother reviews
One-shot poem. What would it be like to lose your mother? Inuyasha finds out first-hand when he is left out in the wilderness. While he's away, what will they do to poor Izayoi?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-15-09 - Inuyasha - Complete
8. Stuck in the Past with you » reviews
Inuyasha's fury with Koga has gone off the charts, but while looking for the kill, he runs into a stranger. How will this stranger and his son help to change everything Inuyasha knows as the truth? And how will he get his revenge on Koga?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,259 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Goku & Inuyasha - Complete
9. My Normal Hanyou » reviews
They yell, they fight, but wish him normal and you'll be sorry. Kagome finds out first-hand what her hanyou would be like if normal. Will she regret her wish? It will be a bit sad, and has some humor in it, but it is kinda freaky.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,649 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
10. The Big News » reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha are closer than ever, what can Kagome do to ruin it? Everyone knows, but what happens when she tells the person she loves? It can be hard to understand when your love thinks you're a monster. 1st story, kindness please, I got better.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,408 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-6-09 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
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