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Author has written 3 stories for Gakuen Alice. Hi! my name is Ichigo Maaka i am 15, 5.1 ft. an so clumsy it should be illegal! X3 WOA!! Okay, so I was looking over my profile (again) and for reasons unknown to me, it said that I was 16! Well... WRONG! I'm 15 (for now) Oh, and uh... feel free to skip all of the random profile stuff! LOL (but it IS fun to read) I am doing some Beta stuff for the story newFriend4ever by DREAMLYN-LA-DY-BUG- so please check it out if you have the time! =3 If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile. If your school and/or teachers suck, copy and paste this into your profile. (Both for me, sadly...) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile Sacrifice your innocence and cross over to the dark side. We have cookies. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are one of the very few who hate country music, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile 1. Your real name: Ichigo 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Cioxxigh 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Ichi-izzle 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black cat (hee hee like the anime X3) 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Hikari Long Valley ( umm...WTF??) 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Maaich 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Strawberry Crush (it sounds like a type of candy!) 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Sakura Ritsuka 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Tenshi Steriotypes that MUST define me I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. Random questions that I frequently ask myself: " Who invented the word cheese? And why is it even called cheese?" " If black is the mixture of all colors then does that means I like pink?" " How long would it take me to watch all of my favorites on youtube?" ( 2 hours and 30 minutes...i've done it once ) " why do my friends call me Blueberry? my name means strawberry!" " If teachers are so smart then why do i catch them spelling words like "was" and "puppy" wrong occasionally?" " Do I have A.D.D?" " Why don't the bad people get hit by cars?" " Why do people like Zac Effron and Miley Cyrus?" " If people don't believe in god or science or any other religious thing, then what does that make them?" " Can you die of a broken heart?" " If I don't like writing then why do I write stories?" " Why are most girls squeamish when they see guts or when their dissecting an eyeball?" ( Eyeball dissection is fun!!) " In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?" " Why do I care so much about other peoples problems?" " Why must I feel the urge to solve peoples problems?" " Why do I ask so many random questions?" " Who invented chocolate?" " Why did birds get wings but we didn't? it would have been awesome to fly! T-T" If anyone has the answers to any of these questions please feel free to private massage me ( But I will not accept any answers for " Random answers for my random questions! See isn't it totally awesome!! Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done. 1. Ikuto ( Shugo Chara ) 2. Ritsuka ( Loveless ) 3. Kaname ( Vampire Knight ) 4. Amu ( Shugo Chara ) 5. Kairi ( Peach Girl ) 6. Zero ( Vampire Knight ) 7. Natsume ( Gakuen Alice ) 8. Aidou ( Vampire Knight ) 9. Yoru ( Shugo Chara ) 10. Mikan ( Gakuen Alice ) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Ikuto woke me up? . . . why is he even in my room? oh well! i keep him. Number 2 asked you to go out with him? Cool! i love Ritsuka! . . . but what ever happened to Soubi? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? he he. I'm okay with that. 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Amu's gonna marry Yoru? Beyond weird. Poor Ikuto. I'd go to the wedding though. 5 cooked you dinner? Aww that was sweet of him. 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? OMG ZERO IS LYING NEXT TO ME!! THATS TOTALLY AWESOME! I LOVE YOU ZERO!! 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? NOOOO!! i can't marry him anymore!! but yay!! I'm related to a really hot guy! 8 got into the hospital somehow? CRAP! poor Aidou... T-T 9 made fun of your friends? Gasp Thats mean of Yoru. I'll have to punish him. 10 ignored you all the time? Well that sucks. Mikan! i'm sorry! here! fluff puffs! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Save me. He's awesome that way You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Take me to the hospital himself or bandage me up himself. he has LOTS of practice with fixing up injuries. then he'll look after me =D It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? A rose! like that one in the bottle thingy that he gave to Yuki! You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? She'd save me... i hope... You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do? Either stop me or laugh at me. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? I'M GONNA MARRY MIKAN?! EW. Zero would be very creeped out. He probably wouldn't be at the wedding either. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? He'll give me a hug. Or make Zero give me a hug. But then he won't admit it... You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Just by being himself. Aidou's awesome that way. You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? He'll cheer me on! And maybe help me cheat! X3 You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? She will start laughing with me of course! then Natsume will probably call us Baka's and light our hair on fire! =D Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Its Ikuto. He's hot. And part cat! Nuff said. 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? HE'S IN LOVE WITH YORU?? WHY?? Cries You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? He's so hot they probably won't even be able to move! so... yeah! Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? That means too many people love Yoru. And Ikuto will be very jealous of his chara. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? ...I HOPE NOT! 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? Slap him. Then force those blood tablets down his throat. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Yay a hot fire Alice guy is looking at me!! ...wait isn't he suppose to by part of my family? Oh well. Yay a hot fire Alice guy is looking at me! Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? Aidou's a girl?? Well then I must go tell Ode. Those poor fangirls... But I'd tell Aidou to keep looking cause I'm sure the right guy will come around. Current sayings: I blame you. You ruin everything. I have more than enough pudding. I am baking cookies! Me: Macarroni - Casey: AND CHEESE! Person: You know something weird? Me: Your face? Good job, smart one. Silly (place random object or person here), trix are for kids! Being phsycotic and obsessed just makes the world more interesting. Did you have too much sugar-frosted crack for breakfast? Me: I hate you. This is all your fault. I can't believe you! How could you do that? Your horrible? Other Person: Huh? What did I do? Me: I don't know. I was just bored. Me and my Destructive Friends Sara: Is causing Global Warming Isabelle: Caused Satan to go to hell. (She told him to steal gods cookies. Others say he stole a bit more than just cookies...) Helen: Caused Hitler (Idk how..) Alice: Caused WWI Jamie: Caused WWII Mia: Caused the Ice Age Miki: Caused 9.11 Me: Me? Why I'm going to destroy the world on December 21st, 2012! FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Ashita no kioku (black blood brothers) Waking Up: New Future (full moon wo sagashite) First Day At School: Minna daisuki (shugo Chara) Falling In Love: Liar Liar (alexz Johnson) Fight Song: Meikyuu Butterfly (Nana Mizuki) Breaking Up: Suashi (Akino) Prom night: Sanagi (xxxHolic) Life: River Flows in You (yiruma) Mental Breakdown: Myself (full moon wo sagashite) Driving:Our song (taylor swift) Flashback: Nagareboshi ~shooting star~ (home made Kazoku) Getting back together: D-tecnolife (bleach) Wedding: If you are my love (tsubasa chronicles) Birth of Child: Daughters (john mayers) Final Battle: Song of storm and fire (tsubasa chronicles) Funeral Song: Blue moon (nana mizuki) Final Credits: Celiane (gabriela robin) A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) I find "good morning" contradictory You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die' Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. 'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.' Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 'Define normal.' We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. If life gives you lemons, make beef stew. When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," " A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"Little Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 Which way does a compass point in space? You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Your misery=My joy In a dog-eat-dogworld the best thing to do is become a cat. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies! Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely. I'ma firin my laza! It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan. The more you love someone,the more you want them dead. And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters? It was an issue of religion that lead to our breakup. He thought he was God. I didn't. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Crazy is a relative term in my family! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. How is it possible to have a civil war? "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? I read Eclipse and wanted to punch Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If dance were any easier, it would be called football. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe. Can't stand me? Then sit down. Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you can laugh at the saddest part in an anime by making fun of the animation or someones oblvious dissision. Girls (luckily i have already found my boy. and he looks and acts like Ikuto so bonus! X3) Did you know... kissing is healthy. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. umm... page 81 seems to have been ripped out! . . . runs to best friends house next door MIKI!! 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? a wall! =D 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Vampire Knight 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9? 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:07. WOOT! 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? silence... and then the keyboard as I typed this response 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? um... 2 minutes ago when i was killing Miki for ripping out page 81 of my book 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? reading The newest chapter of Gakuen Alice 9. What are you wearing? um... clothes? pants, shirt... no shoes though. I despise those things 10. Did you dream last night? Another dream where i got cat ears and a tail and got super powers! it all seemed so real! so when i woke up i was devastated... again... T-T 11. When did you last laugh? 3 seconds ago. Miki ran into my door while she was coming into my room just now. and now she is hitting me for laughing... =D 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? a window, door, light switches, random posters of: kitties, my boy friend Ikuto look alike, the anime ikuto, and 3 calendars... 13. Seen anything weird lately? A DOG THAT RAN INTO A TREE! poor thing... 14. What do you think of this quiz? Random/Awesome. A way to kill some time 15. What is the last film you saw? i don't even remember! 16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? ... I'm going to get Tayaki (chocolate of course) and Pocky... JK (sort of) I'd buy out a couple anime stores and a few barnes and nobles. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Why should i tell you? i don't even KNOW you! but if you MUST know, i always keep an emergency chocolate bar taped to the 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I wish the characters in Shugo Chara were real so I could murder tadagay, slap amu, then go off on her like I did in my dream. That and take Ikuto 19. George Bush: umm... i don't really care about him... hows about Obama? did you know his name means little beach? Weird... 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Sakura 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Natsume! or Ikuto... IDK which yet... 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Definatly. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Whats the last book you read? Gakuen Alice vol. 6 What's on your T.V right now? a blank screen. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Miki: GIve me back my taco! you stupid stupid head! Where are you? At my house What was the last thing you ate? ramen noodles (the real deal. not the stupid packaged stuff). yum! What's your personality like? Ptf. If I had enough time to list all those things, someone would have already called someone to get me tested for bipolar disorder What was the last thing you thought? other than: "What was the last thing you thought?" Isn't cheese just wonderful? =D Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? well... I just kinda stared at the wall aimlessly as I waited for something You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Move out of my parents house, leave Kyoto, move to Tokyo and get a mansion filled with: Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Ah geeze. My mind is running blank again. I just kinda waited again, the freaked out What are you eating/drinking right now? ... Nothing... I drank pepsi about an hour ago What are you writing RIGHT NOW? these words Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "I have been watching you..." "your my stalker?!" no dummy! What's it like being you? Odd... entertaining... Intersting... Ocassionly very stressful... annoying What are your thoughts on writing? It's addicting, but evil when you get writers block How tall are you? around 5'1 What book are you currently reading? tsubasa What music are you listening to? Ah crap. frantically turns on radio ugh... it's on comercial What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? crunchyroll.com! What was the last thing you cooked? umm... dinner... What color are the walls of the room you are in? RED! X3 Do you know who the governor of your state is? um... crap I just took a test over this... IDK! Ketchup or Mustard? Neither. How many different programs are on your computer right now? What? What is the weather like? Sunny... hot Are you going an vacation this summer and where? To Osaka! Anything else? ... what do you mean 'anything else'? What's your favorite article of clothing? my dress that cost like... 150.000. yen... XD Who are the most special people to you? Ikuto... my boy friend who looks like him... Miki, daichi, ren, and kyoko! What's your favorite childhood memory? My friends and I made a giant tent-like-thing in my sisters room. (we took a bunch of Scariest moment of your life? When I was 9, my dad took me to a water park, and he let me go to the wave pool One word that would best describe you? Random. What is your favorite month in the summer? June What's your favorite number? 7 What does your user name mean? umm... my name is Ichigo...? What is your favorite Disney movie? IDK! What made you smile today? I was retarded. And I laughed. Last thing you said out loud? No Ikuto! you can't love Amu! pick me instead! even if your not real and i have a boy friend Last rainbow you saw? ugh... 1/2 a year ago? Do you want a hair cut? yep Are you musically inclined? um... sure? Have you ever been in a fight? No. TT.TT cries I want to so bad though... Or stab someone. That would be great too. Cursed very strict parents Things that make you wonder Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? (My mom told me this one) Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: 15 Things to do with friends when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!!" "Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous "Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous "My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous "If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous "Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous "Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous "Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous "The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Throw a rave. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Sell girl scout cookies. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance! Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Make race car noises when people get on and off. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Do yoga. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??) Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity) Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck. Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you. Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say? Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me. Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!) Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow) Nomatophobia- Fear of names. Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. Its because i'm waiting for you to call me When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference... When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. | |||||||||
1. To Not be Real » reviewsFound dying in the streets of Tokyo by Narumi-sensei, the mysterious Mikan Sakura is the newest addition to Gakuen Alice Academy. But, scared of everyone and everything, there were only 3 things they knew about her for sure... REST OF SUMMARY INSIDEGakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - Mikan S. & Natsume H.2. The Side that is Hidden » reviewsMikan Sakura is a cheerful and sweet, bubbly and optimistic girl who is always smiling and could not tell a good lie to save her life. She's a normal 13-year-old girl! Or at least, that's what everyone thinks... REST OF SUMMARY INSIDE ****EDITED!****Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,060 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 8-7-09 - Mikan S. & Natsume H.3. And so it Shattered » reviewsMikan Sakura's personality is a lie. Her happy, bubbly, stupidness is only a facade created to please her grandpa and her other family. But with every passing day, keeping the mask intact is becoming more and more difficult. FULL SUMMARY INSIDEGakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 8-30-09 - Mikan S. & Natsume H.
