FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Animecrazy484 |
Hi! My name is not importent, nether is my age or anything else that is personal! But i'll just say i love anime and books! Also music. Yeah, i'm planing to write some stuff but haven't gotten around to it (plus I haven't downloaded microsoft office yet). My fave naruto couples are: GaaSaku, ShikaIno or ShikaTemari, HinaKakashi I hate these couples: Gaara with any one other then Sakura and vise versa No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile. Do it one by one. Don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3.Your first initial? 4.Your month of birth? 5.Which color do you like more, black or white? 6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours? 7.Your favorite number? 8.Do you like California or Florida more? 9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10.Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2.If you choose: 3. If your initial is: 4. If you were born in: 5. If you choose: 6. This person is your best friend. 7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8.If you choose... 9.If you choose... 10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing (..)'(..) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian. I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly. I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek. I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil. I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument. I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart. I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social. I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets. I DRINK, so I MUST be hungover 24/7 I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black. I'm MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings. I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling. I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser. I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves. I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH. I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS. I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure. I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS. I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants. I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy. (or girl) I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN. I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic. I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts. I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK. I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart. I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF. I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered. I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends. I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues. I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID. I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white. I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE. I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak. I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC. I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN. I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore. I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY. I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER. I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK. I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK. I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE. I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC. I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others. I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES. I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets. I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past. I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY. I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything. I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST drink MILK. I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant. (Only a Little) I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat. I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude. I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY. I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT. I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY. I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser. I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD. I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd. I hate my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE. I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK. I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR. I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH. I have A LOT of CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE. Some crap that would never happen on Naruto: Naruto will stop saying believe it. Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto. Ino will stop being a bitch. Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake. Kakashi will tell everyone about his life. Orochimaru will stop being gay. Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore. Sasuke will come back to Sakura. Karin and Sasuke will get together. Karin will stop being a bitch. Suigetsu will give up water forever. Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again. Kisame will admit he's a homosexual. Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay. Deidara will admit he's really a woman. Sasori and Sakura will get together. Gaara will have kids. Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson. Tobi is in his right state of mind. Sasuke will stop being such an asshole. Asuma will stop smoking. Tsunade will give up gambling. And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together. If you agree, copy this into your profile. RANDOM QUOTES "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'll kill you!" (HAHA! i would so do that!) "Whatever doesnt kill me, had better run pretty damn fast" (They had better listen!) My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone. I used up my sick days so I called in dead. (I'll have to try that sometime...) "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes, too." (WOOHOO! something I would do!) "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. i have the heart of a young boy-- in a jar on my desk." (Um... i know absolutely nothing...) STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand (That's me!) What happens when you get scared half to death twice? (It makes me wonder... if any of yall have an answer tell me!) One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'What's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more than one night.' Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it If you had a life you would stop talking about mine Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. (Im going to try this with Lauren! KIDDING!) Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!? I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (WOW! So would I!) You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass! (HAHA! I KNOW 3 FRIENDS THAT WOULD DO THAT!) Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! (I'd trip and fall after them though! haha!) I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!! I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? (YES HOW MUCH TIME?) HELL- Where all the fun people end up! Your the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!” Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid! They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! Its better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life! Only You!... can help me hide the bodies! When I die, I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people! Girls LovesYaLovesYaLovesYaLovesYaLovesYa Copy and paste these smilies onto your page to help the Akatsuki take over the world! O/_\o = Itachi! O_V = Deidara ¬_¬ = Sasori! ( ) = Tobi £_£ = Kakuzu X_x = Hidan -;_;- = Pein! LovesYaLovesYaLovesYaLovesYaLovesYa A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose -- Me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: " The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind" "The reason why I don't like you is because I love you" "The reason why I don't want you is because I need you" "The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left" "The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you" "The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you" "The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life" If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile girl: Talk to her! Friends Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' -A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be -Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. -If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! -The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the -My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. -I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by. -Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. -In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. -If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only -Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder -Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, -A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could -A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend -A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Animecrazy484 You know that when Naruto is taking over your life you: · Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out · Start to call your teachers Sennin. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Your hair is black and you wear red contacts. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You try to kill your brother every day. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friends's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (I am so going to do that, Little Mushroom) · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. · Every time your class goes on a fieldtrip, you call it a mission. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. (Hey, I do that. Got a problem with it?) · When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye. · Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat. (...I actually do some of that stuff...) If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Animecrazy484 If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P If you have ever run into a tree, C&P If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this You know when you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. | |||||||
Canada