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since: 02-21-09, id: 1846098, Profile Updated: 12-08-09
country: United States
Author has written 11 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, and Camp Rock.

IMPORTANT: For the dedicated readers of my Sleek Series. I would like to inform you that my story "Life vs Love" has been re-named to "Starless Nights filled with Colorless Dreams". I felt the new title would attract more readers and add more interest to the story. Also, I would really appreciate it if you passed on my stories, especially "Starless Nights filled with Colorless Dreams". It is one of the stories I have worked the hardest on and I would really love for others to enjoy it along with me. Thanks, Sleek Blan :)


Pictures for my stories: (I do not have pictures for all of my charaters, sorry)

Sleek Night and Sleek Paradise:

Cover for Sleek Paradise: http://www.flickr.com/photos/taylorxlovebugagainx/3277373868/sizes/o/

Tommy- http://www.flickr.com/photos/dancegurl12422/2987382453/sizes/o/

Nick- http://www.flickr.com/photos/34501181@N07/3224568634/sizes/m/

Joe- http://www.flickr.com/photos/34501181@N07/3223708823/sizes/m/in/photostream/

Tanya- I wish I could find a picture of her, she's gorgeous. :)

Confusing Feelings of Hale:

Jason- http://www.flickr.com/photos/28055791@N08/2637134515/sizes/o/

What Happened at Amelia's:

Joe- http://www.flickr.com/photos/35234207@N08/3635832298/sizes/o/


I'M SORRY
That you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
That you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
That you joke about me loving them,
and call me an "obbsessive fangirl",
just because I watch and read about them.

I'M SORRY
That you think I only like them for their "looks",
and for thinking a musician like myself would be so shallow,
as to not like their music or think they are talented.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you can't deal with the fact ,
that people have different opinions, and ideas on what good music is, and that you won't even try to understand or comprehend that.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
That you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

The Jonas Brothers:
It takes one second to fall in love with their looks
It takes one hour to fall in love with their music
It takes one day to fall in love with them
It takes one month to buy tickets to a concert
But it takes one lifetime to forget them.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

For people that hate stereotypes: Here are some that would apply to me!

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink

I'm a PERSON, so I must be LABELED

Quotes:

"Forget the OJ, I want some Joe J."

"When you're riding your bike down the street, and the tire pops, just hold on...to your bike." -Joe Jonas

"Some people say it's dangerous to have umbrellas inside, but I am dangerous!" -Joe Jonas

"I wonder why most guys are inconsiderable retards. Don't they understand that a girl is something to cherish and keep special in your heart." -Joe Jonas

"When I hear house party I'm like, 'Oh cool let's have a party at my house, with like cheetos and like a Lord of Rings Marathon.'" -Joe Jonas

Joe, do you like spiders? "Spiders? Occasionally, you know, I wouldn't go hang out with one or anything." -Joe Jonas

"What's that smell? I don't like it but, let's go to dinner." -Joe Jonas

"I'd say a Panda Bear because they're awesome and like cuddly but, like they're fierce at the same time so no one can mess with them. They'd be like, 'Get Off My Bamboo!'" -Joe Jonas (on what kind of animal he'd like to be)

"Curiosity is the lust of the mind." -Thomas Hobbes

Reviews make me smile!! Please, Please, Please Review my stories!! :D

~Sleek Blan~

UNITED WE STAND, UNITED WE FALL, YOU CAN GET RID OF ONE JOICK FAN, BUT YOU CAN'T GET RID OF US ALL!


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1. Forbidden Love » reviews
What happens when Nick does the unthinkable, leaving Joe miserable and Kevin is the only one who can help him? Joick, Jovin.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 2-27-09
2. Storms of Now or Never reviews
When overwhelming paparazzi push Joe to the edge, he is pressured to reveal one of his most treasured secrets. How will his secret effect his relationship with his best friend? Joick. One-shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-22-09 - Complete
3. The Reception reviews
Sleek Sequel: After Nick suffers through Kevin's wedding, The Reception only leads to the unexpected. How will what's revealed effect Joe and Nick's relationship with their family? Joick.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-09
4. Starless Nights filled with Colorless Dreams » reviews
When Gavin experiances Love at First Sight, all he gets in return is the biggest tragedy of his life. Will the one he loves be able to help him or is it all downhill from here? One-shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,164 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 4-19-09
5. What Happened at Amelia's reviews
What happens when a brotherly discount on a set of lingerie puts Kevin and his incestuous brothers in a very awkward situation? Joick One-shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete
6. Sleek Paradise » reviews
Sequel to Sleek Night. When memories of the past flood the future, what will happen to Joe and Nick's relationship and will they be able to handle it? Joick. Sexual Content, Language and Incest.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,662 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 3-14-09 - Complete
7. Run, Baby, Run reviews
When sneaking away from the house with your incestuous lover, ends with your father finding you kissing, running is the answer for Joe and Nick. Joick One-shot. Songfic.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete
8. We're Close To The Edge reviews
When Joe comes home after a month long business trip, he finds Nick standing on the ledge of a building, 30 stories from the ground, preparing to jump. What made Nick become suicidal? Joick One-shot. Songfic.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-13-09 - Complete
9. Dreaming of the Worst or Living the Dream? reviews
JONAS: What happens when Nick is helpless as he watches his beloved brother die? But, what he doesn't know is if this is real or just a dream. Joick.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete
10. Confusing Feelings of Hale reviews
Shane Johnson is a troubled boy who doesn't know where to go in life because of his abusive step-father. But, when he meets Jason Hale, everything changes. Shason. Some language and child abuse.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete
11. Sleek Night reviews
JONAS: One Club, One Mistake, One Nightmare, One Love! Language/Sexual Content/Incest
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,891 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete
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