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Author has written 2 stories for Wild Child, and Harry Potter. I am a Roman Catholic and I'm proud of it.:) I am Filipino and proud of it.:) I am an anime addict obviously and proud of it.:) I love reading books and proud of it.:) I hate discrimination and would do anything to stop it... I am Fourteen years old... And is becoming old!:(( Yes... I was born in 1995:) I am a high school student... I love music and especially Japanese songs... I love Dragon Ball Z... I love the JPOP boyband Arashi!!:) I LOVE Jacob Black:) I like Twilight Saga I admit it:) I wish I could be immortal but being immortal means you have to give something important to you so...:) I LOVE HARRY POTTER:)... I LOVE rock music!!:) Top 4 bands:) -Paramore I love to play the piano... I love to study... I am currently writing my first fan fiction... So wait for it...:) If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. Friends: Ask why you're cryin Friends: say you can do better FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. Friend: Asks me for my number Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friends: Help you get over a boy Friends: know only a few things about you FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life Friends: Will help you find prince charming Friends: fade FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 12 hours just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile! If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took something of yours, copy this into your profile Your Weakness: I don't know... Maybe Family? Your Fears: Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian... And ham and cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive... then die...:p Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hehe... Thoughts First Waking Up: Uhmm... What to do next?? Your Best Physical Feature: Your Bedtime: MIDNIGHT ROCKS... If I get attacked by insomnia I don't go to bed... McDonald's or Burger King: McDo Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH Do you Smoke: No.. Will you Smoke: No... I was raised by a doctor and a nurse Do you Swear: When I am shocked,mad, when I forget something and when I become violent Do you Sing: YES Do you Shower Daily: Of course Do you behave yourself: NO... Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope! Do you think you are Attractive: No... I think I'm not attractive Are you a Health Freak: NOPE Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes... It only means One thing: NO SCHOOL! Do you play an Instrument: YES... I play the piano.. the flute... Hoping to learn the guitar...:) In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NEVER In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES... In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope but i want to! In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no What do you want to be when you Grow Up: DOCTOR... CARLISLE!!:) What country would you most like to Visit: Greece... Japan... and FORKS!!:)) Number of CDs I own: A LOT Fave Food: CHOCOLATE Fave Music: Alternative rock What do your feet smell like? ...secret What does your hair smell like? Shampoo Can you clap with your feet? Yes Have you seen purple cows? Never If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like? Like the luckiest biker in the whole wide world...:)) When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind? The former president of the United States... W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R? 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? NO 2. Be serious or be funny? 3. Drink whole or skim milk?: NO 4. Die in a fire or drown? BOTH 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Enemies... Cause I could kill them D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. 1. Sun or moon?: 2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall? that's spring and autumn... Both they are both equinox anyways 3. Left or right? Ampho:)) 4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?: Best friends 5. Sunny or rain: 6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Both A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it?: 2. What do you want to do? DIE:)) 3. Where do you wanna live? 4. How many kids do you want? 5. Do you want to get married? 6. have you ever done drugs? 7. what do you like on your pizza? Hawaiian 8. Can you cross your eyes? 9. Do you make your bed daily? If I feel like it... R A N D O M. 1. Which shoe goes on first? Any 2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? I think so... 3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? 4. Have you ever eaten Spam? 5. Favorite ice cream? Nestle POPS 6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? TWO 7. Do you cook? 8. Current mood? Bored... Feels like I could die of boredom... IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU. 1. kissed some one? Nope... 2. Sang? yes 3. Been hugged: 4. Felt stupid: 5. Missed someone: 6. Danced Crazy? 7. Gotten your hair cut? 8. Cried: 9. been kissed: . S T U F F . 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I WISH!! 2. Do you have a Dog? THREE of them... 3. Do you have a cat? no 4. The last time you've been sledding? NEVER SNOWS HERE 5. Do you consider yourself creative? NOPE 6. Do you have any friends on FF.net? Maybe T7. Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net MAYBE 8. Where are you? my house 9. Look up, then look back, what do you see? Ceiling. Light. My parents' room 10. What are you listening to right now? That's what you get by paramore 11. Last thing you ate? Lobster... Of some sort... 12. Last thing you thought? First fanfiction I want to write... 13. You have a million dollars what do you do? CONVERT IT TO PESO... 14. What are you eating/drinking right now? nothin I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please. ( )_( ) (")_(") The Truth There is a 30 suicide rate among gay and bisexual youth. Though a significant number of gay and lesbian youth commit suicide or make suicide attempts, they do so most often because of the prejudice, hatred, and sometimes violence they have endured from mainstream society. Just like racial identity or being male or female, sexual orientation is not something a person chooses. Young men with more “feminine gender role characteristics” and those who recognize their same-sex orientation at an early age and acted on those sexual feelings seem to face the highest risk of self-destructive behavior. Usually high relationship between homosexuality and sexual abuse and prostitution. Families should accept their child and work toward educating themselves about the development and nature of homosexuality… Family problems were the most frequently cited reason for attempts. Internalization of society notions of LGBT as sick, self destructive, sinful, spreaders of disease, molesters of children, pathetic. Schools can protect gay youth from abuse from their peers and provide accurate information about homosexuality in health curricula. Those who are at the greatest risk for suicide are the ones who are least likely to reveal their sexual orientation to anyone. Suicide may be a way of making sure that no one ever knows. When societal attitudes towards gay males, lesbians, and bisexuals change from rejection to acceptance and support, their rates of self-destructive behavior most likely will decrease. You know you live in 2009 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. DON'T STEROTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to ur profile, and bold what U r!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. IF YOU BELIVE IN GOD, READ THIS!! A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.' The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and The holy man said, 'I don't understand. It is simple said the Lord. It requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.' When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! He died for you…why not live for Him? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? /I believe that/ ~Oroichmaru is one (or more)~ .of the following:. 1.Micheal Jackson's Twin 2. A Crazy Pedophile Who Wants To Take Over The World With His Little Boy Servants 3.A Former Gay Stripper Who Lost His Touch (not that I have anything against gays/lesbiens) 4. Someone's Former, Discarded Sex Toy 5.The Human Reincarnation Of An Unlucky & Unfortunate Snake 'Demon' Who Wanted To Rule The World But Got Born Into The Body Of The Unluckiest Man On Earth 6. A Man Who Wanted To Be A Woman Who Got A Sex Change That Went Horribly Wrong (I dnt have anything against those ppl, by the way) 7. A Science Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong 8. An Evil Demon Who Likes To Eat The Bodies Of Dead Little Boys (Especially Uchihas) 9. A sad reminder that a snake and human do not make a beautiful child. 10. The long-lost cousin of Voldemort Funny Quotes And Random Things: And then, the most AWESOME one in the world... - I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!" Good Friend VS Best Friend A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up. A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS! A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!" A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions. A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. Total: 16... Surprisingly not surprised at all... YOUR GIRL SIDE: xYou wear/Wore lip gloss/stick. xYou smile a lot more than you should. Total: 9.. So what if I am Boy-ish but in this generation a lot of things changed ok... I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. xYou have ran into a tree. (lol courts) So far:10 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. So far: 13 You have accidentally caught something on fire So far: 14 x Sometimes you just stop thinking. You have eaten a bug. So far: 19 x You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you Your friends/family know not to use big words around you So far: 22 xWhen you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling So far: 24 So how retarded are you? > 2. You have tripped down the stairs before. > 3. X You have walked into a door > 4. X You have pushed a door the wrong way. > 5. X You have walked into a wall. > 6. You have fallen going UP the stairs. > 7. X You have jumped off something. > 8. x You have been electrocuted > 9. You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. > 10. X Right after a commercial comes on you forgot t he show you were > 11. X You have forgotten something that someone said. > 12. X You barely ever understand stuff / jokes, or sometimes it takes a long time to figure them out. > 14. You have been bleeding and not even noticed it. > 15. XYou've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without > 16. X You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. > 17. X You have played with fire. > 18. You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener. > 19. You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13 in this quiz > 20. You just checked to see if there wasnt a number > So how retarded are u??> 0 - 0/20 x's Sayings by/for moms: Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. (i loved this one) In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.) 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to . ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 9 Things I Hate About Everyone1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?? Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. This has got to be one of the most clever DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: -He who laughs last thinks slowest -Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door. -If two wrongs don't make a right, try three -Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. -1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. -One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject -We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass -Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. -If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. -My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. -A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?" -A day without light is, well, night -Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls -Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars -Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't -I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. -if anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this ice ice _ --ummm still not cool, even then. You remember watching: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: You remember when it was actually worth getting up early You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not when everything was settled by: when cops and robbers was a daily activity. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching: You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching: You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" :) one word. . . Furbies. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before MIKE JONES . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman. You had slap bracelets! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. The last line makes me sad... : ( I HATE CHANGE! Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1915 Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901 Sad I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. Quotes: 'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.' 'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.' 'Cute but evil. Things even out.' 'You're ugly, and that's sad.' 'Roses are red, 'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.' 'I know how you feel. I just don't care.' 'Plotting revenge is fun.' 'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.' 'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.' 'It's okay if you want to drop dead.' Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you I hear your silence loud and clear Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can i miss you if you never left? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. Lifes Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do In 1933 a girl died. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive while chanting, "Toma Sota Balcu." As he buried her. If you don't repost this she will come hanging from your ceiling and suffocate you in the middle of the night. If you do repost this, your kindness will be rewarded I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic. I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life. I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch. I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake. I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.(It was required) I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST steal everything I don't have. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off. I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor. I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut. I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy. I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star". I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I WEAR DARK CLOTHING so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up. 96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. TRUE CHRISTIAN FACTS -John Lennon said, "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple. Today we (the Beatles) are more famous than him." He was shot 6 times. -Tancredo Neves said that if he got 500,000 votes for the presidential office of Brazil, not even God himself could remove him from office. He died the day before he was inaugurated. -Billy Graham visited Marilyn Monroe and told her that God had sent him to preach to her. She said, "I don't need your Jesus." She was found dead a week later. -In Brazil, a group of drunk friends were going out for a drive. One of the girls' mother said to her, "My daughter, go with God and may He protect you." The girl replied, "Only if He rides in the trunk, 'cause inside here, it's already full." A few hours later, the car was in an accident that killed everyone. The car was crushed, save the trunk, which, investigators say, should have been smashed. Inside was a crate of eggs, not one of them hurt. -Christine Hewitt said that the Bible was the worst book ever written. She was later found burnt in her vehicle beyond recognition. RANDOM THINGS Come to the dark side . . . WE HAVE COOKIES! Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Perfection is a waste of time. I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again... The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that? If two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, I'm not sure about the universe. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. I blame my attitude on videogames. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again. God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face. Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over. -I always say stuff like this to my friend just to annoy her. She ABSOLUTELY hates the fact that I don't have a religion.- When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. I hear your silence loud and clear. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can I miss you if you never left? I'm not with stupid anymore! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Weird… Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly believe Edward exists. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you Jack-ass" When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (and that's being generous) I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts, bunnies and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding, the bunnies are acting all emo again, and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life =D Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a silence because of something that happened...yesterday. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway! Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. He who laughs last didn't get it. Love your enemies! It really pisses them off. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. The statistics on insanity are that 1 out of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. When all else fails blow shit up. I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Your village called, they're missing they're idiot. I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces Love is the fire of life; it either consumes or purifies There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet met Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you Don't waste your youth growing up In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On Eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die. Everybody laughs in the same language. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like. Everyone makes mistakes. It is what you do afterwards that counts. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people. To put it nicely, I hope you choke. True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream. Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory... It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. I ran with scissors, and lived! The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." "Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?" "What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy." They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Straight is something crooked that was bent. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you PLEASE DON"T READ!! There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | |||||
1. Happy Birthday reviewsOne-shot. To what I think happened after George lost Fred. Sucks at summaries. Read and Review!:DHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 6-4-11 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete2. Wild Child: The Reunion » reviewsFreddie and Poppy are married and has one son with another baby on the way. One day, Freddie and Poppy receives a letter of a reunion. Watch out as an unexpected visitor arrives. And see how they would confess. RATED: T. I'm paranoid.Wild Child - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-28-10 - Published: 1-12-10 - Freddy K. & Poppy M. - Complete
