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since: 02-23-09, id: 1846375, Profile Updated: 08-22-10
Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

JUST A QUICK INFO

No, I'm not dead.

No, I haven't been abducted by the little green, slimey monsters.

No, I haven't abandoned my fics.

I'm just not doing well right now, so updates and replies to PMs etc. need to wait until I've dealt with things. Real life comes first. Hope you understand... :(

About me:

Age: I tend to forget

Gender: pretty much female

Location: if the world was Hetalia, I would be living on a paranoid homosexual in denial ;P

Shoe size: Hmmm, let me see... oh yes... the one that is always sold out!

Fandoms: Hetalia, Death Note, Twilight (the Volturi), Foamy the Squirrel, mythology, Nemi, After School Nightmare, ... LANGUAGES! (yes, that counts as a fandom!)

Favorite fictional characters: Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Poland, Switzerland, Beyond Birthday, Mello, Near, Aro, Caius, Jane, Sulpicia, ...

Pairings I like: Caius/Leah, Vladimir/Sulpicia, Russia/Finland, Iceland/Liechtenstein, Denmark/Sweden, Norway/Denmark (especially fem!Denmark/fem!Norway!), ...

OTP(s): The creepy of the creepy. I just can't help it. o.O

Disclaimers (since I always forget them):

Obviously, this is fanfiction so I am neither Stephenie Meyer, her publisher or Sulpicia (yeah, like she would write Jane/Aro). I don't own any of the characters, not even an English version of New Moon, just the writing and crazy ideas are mine.

I don't own any countries either, not in geographical form and not in fictional.

(the Mello icon was also not made by me, btw)


1. The Stalker Club reviews
Belarus just wanted to spend a normal, quiet afternoon at the park, stalking her brother. But the bushes seem to be crowded with creeps these days... – Belarus, Norway and Switzerland bond over creepy, obsessive sibling stalking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-18-10 - Belarus & Norway
2. Life and Death in Volterra » reviews
Volturi-centric drabble series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 4-28-10 - Published: 2-25-09 - Alec & Jane
3. Just a Normal Family reviews
Sealand decides to write a report about the Nordics, trying to prove that his new family is way nicer and totally normal. However, that plan might backfire...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-20-10 - Sealand - Complete
4. Bittersweet » reviews
Yes, she likes the idea of thinking of herself as some sort of Anne Boleyn, the royal lover against all odds. But unlike Anne, she is not planning to get her head chopped off.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 55,049 - Reviews: 634 - Updated: 4-15-10 - Published: 2-26-09 - Jane & Aro
5. That's What I Go to School For » reviews
There are three students who give principal Vanessa Wolfe wrinkles. - What happens when you put the Volturi and some other Twilight characters in a high school and turn and twist everything slightly? AH/AU. Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 9-10-09 - Aro & Jane
6. Bittersweet Thoughts » reviews
She is just a child, you tell yourself. But you're not too sure about that anymore. And you wonder.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 3-15-09 - Aro & Jane
7. The Six Stages of Grief reviews
Their empire couldn't even compare to a mere life, a simple lover. It was much more, more than an outsider could ever really comprehend." - How Stefan and Vladimir deal with the loss of their empire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-25-09 - Vladimir & Stefan - Complete
8. Of Dolls and Cherries » reviews
Aro decides to help Jane relive some of her lost childhood. But of course things never go exactly as planned...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - Aro & Jane - Complete
9. Carlisle, the Volturi and a Roman Bath reviews
The real reason why Carlisle left the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 8-4-09 - Carlisle & Aro - Complete
10. The Diary of Jane » reviews
Jane of the Volturi gets a laptop for her birthday and starts a blog. Chaos and hillarity ensue. Jane is Jane. Enough said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 2-26-09 - Jane & Alec - Complete
11. The Day Caius Started Taking Yoga Classes » reviews
The title says it all. Random stories about the Volturi finding themselves in crazy situations doing things they would never do. Includes philosophic Felix, drunk Sulpicia, speechless Aro and a creepy baby.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Caius & Aro - Complete
12. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge » reviews
There is nothing more lethal than the centuries-old grudge of a defeated arch-enemy. And no revenge is sweeter than the one of a badly betrayed wife. Rated T for some violence and abusive language. VLAD/SULLY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 3-12-09 - Vladimir & Sulpicia
13. No More Mobile Phone for Alec reviews
Alec gets a mobile phone and likes to call his sister at the most inconvenient of times, so an annoyed Aro decides to put a stop to that. Aro is cunning, Alec is naïve. And Jane is not as innocent as her brother believes her to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-28-09 - Aro & Jane - Complete
14. Little Girl reviews
Sulpicia doesn't understand. What did she do to deserve the glares filled with hatred? What makes the little girl smile like an angel and ask her "how are you, mistress?" so politely?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-11-09 - Jane & Aro - Complete
15. Ten Happy Bundles of Joy reviews
Aro and Didyme's mother has it up to here. Her ten happy, crazy, bouncy, bubbly, hyper-active bundles of joy put her over the edge. Poor woman!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-3-09 - Aro & Didyme - Complete
16. The Deer reviews
Never again someone will have power over her. Never again someone will be able to hurt her, oppress her and crumble her fragile soul to pieces. Never again. - Renata's story. Rated T for sensitive themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-28-09 - Renata - Complete
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