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It's been over a year since I joined FanFiction. It was a crazy year, an awesome year, both the best and worst year of my life. But a year is a long time for a teenager, and within this past year I've encountered obstacles that are making it hard to continue on FF. Not bad things, no messy breakups or anything like that, but since I joined my life has really changed (for the better) and I need to do other things. I've loved writing here, I loved all the comments, flames and compliments alike, and I've loved the feeling of being connected. I'll be sad to let this go, but this is a part of me that I feel I have to leave behind as I journey through life. So from now on, all stories are finished, all of this is done. I'm leaving the account up with everything I've written on it, because I can't bear to get rid of it just yet, so you can still go back through what is written if you want. I'll miss this. Goodbye.
if i start getting really purple, feel free to tell me. (to those of you who do not have that meaning listed in your vocabulary, going purple means using too many descriptive words i.e. He stared at the tall, majestic,beautiful, orange-tinted mountains in the distance)
I'm Also On:
fanpop: Bookaholics (joint account with Silverclaw Teller Of Tails)
max-dan-wiz: Conrad Winston
I'm poisonrose and I rock socks. I wrote a little poem to explain the basic facts about me.
I'm just a girl, living day to day,
I listen to much, but can't carry a tune,
I prefer the dark, I enjoy solitude,
I'm a drama queen, an actress endowed,
I knit as a hobby, and do sewing as well,
I'm friendly and cool, with a mischievous streak
so, that's a little but about me, now here's some random facts
I don't go to school. I attend an alternative learning center, but I plan my curriculum and execute my projects myself. I'm still very new to this so...
I listen to what some of my friends refer to as "old man music". all I have to say is that it's not my fault their science teacher listens to Cake and Streetlight Manifesto, but since they're fabulous, I'll listen to them too.
I like art.
I dye my hair. A lot.
I read really fast. Like - my friend in the grade above me and I got the Deathly Hallows together, she read pretty much nonstop (I took several pool breaks and actually slept) and I was still done a day earlier and sitting on her bed reading each page of the epilogue three times before she turned it at midnight - fast. I'm also really impatient with people who are slower readers than me.
I love cats.
I'm a crazy actress. I love acting so much that it's insane.
And some random quotes
"Don't you mean Good luck with the nightmares?"
-Kit and Nita, Young Wizards Series (can't remember which book...gah! have to read them again)
"But I don't want to go among mad people."
"Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?"
"You must be, or you wouldn't have come here."
-Alice and the Cheshire Cat, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
"I feel like pudding. Pudding withnerve endings. Pudding in great pain."
-Iggy, The Angel Experiment
"Moody, is that a student?"
"Well, technically, it's a ferret."
-Professor McGonnigal and pseudo Prof. Moody, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"...That might be the worst plan I've ever heard."
"We attack him with hummus."
"I stand corrected."
-Cordelia and Oz, Buffy
"Ok, so we get a box of Ebola. Or, no, we could just label it Ebola. And then we chase him. With the box. We've got the box."
"I'm starting to like this hummus idea."
"He'd never see it coming."
-Cordelia, Xander, and Oz; Buffy
"I'm trying to make a vampire smiley face"
"Here, let me help you. Um, um, WHY DON"T THEY HAVE A DOWN ARROW!?"
"Uh, that's called a v sweetie..."
-My friend and I on chat. She was really stumped for a second there.
"So, did you just stay here after school, or did you go home first?"
"No it's not. Wait...oh. Really?"
-I love my friends...
"It's not a fetish if it's the first time!"
-Me, on a forum. It was a legitimate claim!
And those copy and paste things you love to hate
92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you know this is scientifically impossible. Here's a facts lesson. Fact #1: If you hold your breath, you will eventually pass out. Fact #2: it is impossible to hold your breath while unconscious.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do (I have 118 right now.) Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is barking at everything that moves because 'damn, why can't I be more like Sirius!' (Crazy4Moony's add) Crazy is dancing naked to Prison Trilogy in your kitchen at three-thirty in the morning while daddy. mommy and sissy sleep (Youparonoidbf's add) Crazy is losing count of the TVs you've broken out of anger because damn it all my favorite characters in death note died or in matsuda's case did something unbelievably stupid(soen-chan's alumina).Crazy is when you set your alarm clock for two in the morning to finish a book report because you were to busy reading fanfics that night (XoGhEtToPrInCeSsoX's add). Crazy is when you have a arguement with your best friend over which fictional charactor would win in a fight (Wants-fang-for-herself add). Crazy is when you have discussions about various situations involving different dimentions, and then proceed to shoot eachother with invisible arrows at lunch.(Poisonrose22.5 add) Crazy is hiding the last slice of cake on the freezing porch, then coming back to ge it 8 hours later because you were on FanFiction till 4:30 A.M. and you're hungry.(Poisonrose22.5 add)If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (feel free to add my add to your list, even if you've already added your add to a different list...if that made any sense)
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