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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. ok. this is how it works. ii'm olivia.My best friend is emily. We love the smexxi twilight fellows: except rob,cuz he's...ew. and we write things; well,emily does,ii just read and edit: so read,although emily is sort of stressed right now,and your brain doesn't work to well under those conditions,so we are postponing all stories unless you want a story about happy little tree elves who eat cows and computers.yeah,didn't think so. so we shall have some stories up soon.: Thanks, olivia p.s: Emily is grounded.So im writing stories.So if(And when) they suck,it's my fault.So that's everything we have except chapter 1 & 2 of 'Headaches." ok,so i just wanna ask this real quick.what's up with all the halex,and jalex,and liley stories? i don't have anything against gay people...but brothers and sisters? that's a little strange. just wanted to say some thoughts here.sorry if i offended anyone. yeah baybay:D xo, Olivia lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDSg: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read ignore this When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or Jasper lol) Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum? People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people You say pink. I say black. You say Paris Hilton. I say Amy Lee. You say Zac Efron. I say Gerard Way. Yo u say pop. I say rock. You say im wierd. I say im different. Put this on your profile i f you agree! These are the people in my life i couldn't live without: 1.Emily 2.My Mom 3.Coley 4.My Dad 5.My Grandmother 6.Trey 7.Peter Facinelli:P I love you guys:D | |||||||||
1. Hypnotized » reviewsEdward leaves Bella with Emmett, only to come home to his life's true love to be in love with ..... Carlisle. Read and review. we want at least five reviews each two chapters posted to keep writing more.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 6-7-09 - Bella & Emmett2. Headaches » reviewsWhen Emmett and Jasper get bored,How far will they go to have some fun? includes jasper singing 'girlfriend' to Edward,Edward hearing the 'voices' and a lot more :Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 3-15-09 - Emmett & Jasper
