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since: 02-24-09, id: 1846851, Profile Updated: 05-31-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I LOVE CARLISLE CULLEN!! It’s a problem. I’m kind of addicted. So… here’s my thoughts on a lot of stuff:

Things I love:

Carlisle Cullen

Jasper Hale

the Red Sox

Spike

Johnny Depp

chocolate

music in general

art

reading

Things I hate:

the Yankees

Edward Cullen

black licorice

cilantro

country music

math

homophobes

wax statues

Favorite Movies: Anything with Johnny Depp in it; Bourne movies; Lion King; Cinderella; John Tucker Must Die; Jane Austen movies; Oceans movies; Gone With the Wind… I don’t know pretty much anything!

Favorite Books: Twilight series; Uglies series; Tamora Pierce; Sarah Dessen; Jane Austen; Bloom; Chronicles of Narnia; Harry Potter series; and a lot of other ones!

Favorite Bands/Artists: Bob Marley, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, Colbie Callait, Kanye West, Akon, P!nk, Panic! At the Disco, Jason Mraz, Daughtry, R. Kelly, T-Pain, Barenaked Ladies, Cascada, Coldplay, The Fray, Green Day, Secondhand Serenade, The Veronicas, Boys Like Girls, The Killers, Journey, Boston, Red Jumsuit Apparatus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and anything else except country or classical!

Favorite Subjects: English, History, and art.

Favorite Actors/Actresses: JOHNNY DEPP; Peter Facinelli; Alexz Johnson; Tim Rozon; Clark Gable; Matt Damon; Tina Fey; Will Smith; George Clooney; Amanda Bynes; Taylor Lautner; and Adam Sandler.

Favorite Color: Lime green.

Favorite Hobbies: Reading, writing, volleyball, baseball, watching baseball, art, and tennis.

Twilight: I really think Edward can go die and Esme can find someone else so that Carlisle and Bella can be together. Or else Edward can go die and Alice can be with Jacob so Jasper and Bella can be together. And Carlisle can be randomly transported to me!

I liked Edward the first time I read Twilight but then I went over to team Jacob when he left. And it’s all been downhill from there for Edward!After Jacob I moved on to Jasper for Bella, but I have to say Carlisle is the one that I want for me. He’s definitely my favorite!

Favorite Pairings:

Twilight: Jasper/Bella

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy/Spike or Buffy/Giles

Instant Star: Jude/Tommy and Sadie/Kwest

House: Chase/Cameron

Harry Potter: Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny

Hairspray: Penny/Seaweed and Link/Tracy

Secret Life of the American Teenager: Amy/Ricky

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack/Elizabeth or Jack/Annamaria and Will/Elizabeth

Song of the Lioness series: Alanna/George

Tricksters series: Alianne/Nawat

Wildmage series: Daine/Numair


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, shipper and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Poterr, put this in your profile

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to pretend Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore/or other Hp characters are still alive, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

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Just For Fun:

List twelve of your favourite characters from Twilight:

1. Bella

2. Carlisle

3. Jasper

4. Alice

5. Emmett

6. Jacob

7. Rosalie

8. Leah

9.Embry

10. Angela

11. Esme

12. Renesemee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jacob/Esme? No... and no!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well i guess cuz Alice is a vampire...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well it would be REALLY hard for Renesemee to get Leah pregnant. But Jacob would be pissed!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep ive read a Bella/Embry fic. it was... weird.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Carlisle and Jacob? NO. Carlisle is nice to everyone but i think Jacob hates him. that would be weird, not cuz of the gay thing but they just dont fit together.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Emmett/Embry? NO. Emmett/Angela... never thought about that.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making-out?

Rosalie would think it was really weird, especially cuz Carlisle is supposed to be Renesemee's grandfather. so she would be creeped out and tell everyone and then everyone would be mad!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Angela/Jasper... Angela is sad cuz she thinks Bella is mad at her, so Jasper makes her feel better. yeah... that would suck.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Bella/Leah? no. well i guess, but Jacob would be super pissed!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Rosalie/Renesemee... i dont know... A child of my own?

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Leah would be... Just The Girl by The Click Five

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Bella/Jacob/Renesemee. that really could happen! uhhhh... could be really awkward?

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

the other day! there are SO many hilarious fics about Emmett!


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
This is How We Do - All Time Low

Waking Up:
Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park

First Day At School:
Love Lockdown - Kanye West

Making Your New Best Friend:
Viva la Vida - Coldplay

Falling In Love:
Poppin' Champagne - All Time Low

Breaking Up:
I Wonder - Diffuser

Prom:
What You Thought You Need - Jack Johnson

Graduation:
Smells Like Funk - Black Eyed Peas

Life's Okay:
What a Catch, Donnie - Fall Out Boy

Death of a Close Friend:
Beat It - Fall Out Boy

Mental Breakdown:
Satisfy My Soul - Bob Marley & The Wailers

Driving:
Mamma Mia - Meryl Streep

Flashback:
Day Dreaming - Drama

Getting Back Together:
Another Postcard - Barenaked Ladies

Birth of Child:
I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

Wedding Scene:
Gone - Jack Johnson

Car Accident:
Traffic in the Sky - Jack Johnson

Final Battle:
Enemy - Jack Johnson

Death Scene:
6 Months - Hey Monday

Funeral Song:
SOS - Rihanna

End Credits:
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) - Mamma Mia Cast

Deleted Scenes:
Hammer - Bob Marley


Twilight survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse! Jasper gets to talk a lot!

How long did it take you to read the books?

a week or two for all of them

Who introduced you to the books?

my friends

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

i think i bought them... i dont remember

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Breaking Dawn i guess. I kinda hate Edward and the cast sucks.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Edward dies and Alice is with Jacob and Jazz and Bella are together.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Jasper and Carlisle

Who's your favorite vampire?

same

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Embry!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Fall down again, Bella?"

"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."

-Emmett Cullen and Bella Swan (Eclipse)

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Probably sometime where they fight a lot

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When he's sleeping with her and Edward is all jealous

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

I don't know I just love Alice too much!

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

I guess the newborn one...

Which book cover was your favorite?

Eclipse

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Absolutely!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Breaking Dawn

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

The movie cuz i hate Edward so much.

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Jacob

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

I love them both!

Jasper or Edward?

JASPER

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle!!

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle!

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Sam's cooler

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

vampires

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

friends

Are you excited?

nope. i hate the cast

What do you think of the casting so far?

i hate all of them except Jacob is kinda hot and Carlisle is ok.

Are you going to go see it?

im being forced

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

my friends

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

no they're all too ugly

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

i got it early

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

i don't know. only if she dies

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

unfortunately

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

i hope not!

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

hopefully Jacob

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

happy but sad cuz its the end!

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

Edward and the Volturi

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

weird... but Alice and Jacob would be good.

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

nope

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

maybe...

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

EDWARD!

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

that would be awful

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

not really

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

Bella ends up with Jasper and Carlisle is magically transported to me!

What's your dream ending?

Bella and Edward break up and everyone is happy. and same as above.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight i guess

How about Edward's?

Twilight. but i started hating him right after that so that was ruined.

Jacob's?

Eclipse. he's cooler

Alice's?

i just love her!

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Jazzy and Carlisle!!

Perfect Moment Links: (You might have to copy and paste)

Prom Dresses

Alice: http://www.davidsprom.com/dresses_detail.jsp?i=1938&g=0&p=1&s=6213

Lola: http://www.promgirl.com/shop/dresses/viewitem-KT425539

Bella: http://www.dillards.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=301&storeId=301&langId=-1&productId=501795576&linkshare=null/affiliate

Esme: http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3001641?cm_cat=datafeed&cm_pla=dresses:women:dress&cm_ite=donna_ricco_stretch_satin_slipdress:219640_1&cm_ven=Linkshare&siteId=J84DHJLQkR4-V_euQwkkx2L8NeZ2s5KDzQ

Rosalie: http://www.tobi.com/product/10362-laila-azhar-spaghetti-strap-mini-dress-dresses?color_id=12326

Bella’s necklace: http://www.sincerityweddings.com/images/Rhinestone/64299_L.jpg

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1. Perfect Moment » reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Isabella Swan to meet his family. But wait, Bella knows Carlisle? All vampire. Some normal pairings, but some change...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,293 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Bella & Carlisle
2. Forbidden Love » reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington, promising herself this will be a fresh start. But she is drawn to the mysterious Dr. Cullen, and after centuries of resisting his blood lust, Carlisle isn't prepared for the human girl he is so attracted to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 3-14-09 - Bella & Carlisle
3. The Past DOES Come Back To Haunt You » reviews
Jasper Hale and Isabella Swan dated for 2 years before she left Forks and broke his heart. Now, 1 year later, she's back. What's her secret? Cullens are vamps, but Hales and Bella are human. Em/R Ed/B J/A and some J/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-27-09 - Bella & Jasper
4. My Personal Sun reviews
Just a little one-shot of Bella finally deciding to move on with Jacob. Mid New Moon. Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-27-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete
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