Hello, my name is Nga Aroha.

For anyone wondering, it is Maori for The Loves, which is the definition for my life. Lots of diversity, lots of different loves. My stories being one of them. I'm deep like that.

Author alerts - 25

Most popular Story - Falter

Least popular story - Alone and lost, by a landslide

Most reveiws for a chapter - 33

Jared ( around what hes supposed to look like ) - http://img.skysports.com/07/10/218x298/Dan_Carter_585225.jpg

Jared, again ( thats right, hes a NATIONAL athlete! ALL BLACKS! ) - http://static.stuff.co.nz/1233108507/003/388003.jpg

again, (alright, he's also a part time underwear model ) - http://img2.scoop.co.nz/stories/images/0411/e9fce139cacd099dad24.jpeg

Personal info -

Age - Alright, alright, 16

Eyes - brownie-green

Hair - dark brown

Skin - light brown

Is - A whole lot of brown

From - New Zealand

Speaks - English, Maori, French

Religeon - I identify with Buddhism the most, and you could say I almost hate christianity. If you don't agree, send me a PM so I can tell you all the numerous reasons why. And let me tell you now, there's a fucking novel.

Loves - Writting all this fanfiction shiz, playing my guitar, music, a good movie

My updating scedual

Heady - When I'm finished Falter

Alone and Lost - unless I get an insane amount of reveiws all of a sudden, indefinatly on hold.

Unannounced - When I finish Falter, and have made a dent in Heady

Falter - depends on how much you reveiw, doesn't it? ;) But most likely every week

Possible storys ...

A collection of Teen titans one-shots based on original fairy tales. Not from the Grimm brothers, I'm so sick of those bastards. From originals. Focused mostly on Raven, but I might throw someone else in.

Pairings -

Malchior/Raven - ohhh he's so bad! and shes so hopeless! and their both so damadged! Best pairing ever!

Raven/Red-X - When you think about it, it makes sense.

Beastboy/Raven - Okay. I hate this pairing. It doesn't make any sense at all! I seriously can't read a story with this pairing, it would have to be amazing for me to even consider it. This pairing is so irritating my face hurts when I read about it.

Cyborg/ Bumblebee - Why does everyone put them together because their black?

Edward/Bella - If you take them apart, twi-hards cry, so its best to leave them alone unless your going to do a Bella/Jacob

Jasper/Raven - Not even in the same genre. How hot can you get? I mean, they understand each other. They feel everyones emotions.

Characters -

Raven - My favourite character ever. You can just identify with her, you know? Even though no ones ever had her life, little things that happen to you relate.

Edward Cullen - Doesn't actully exist and is making girls everywhere beleive someone like him does. Not the vampire part, the perfect, loving guy part. Hey, maybe there some magical guy out there who's close.

Bella Swan - Stupid Bitch. When you read that book, there are several times when I - and a lot of the people I have admitted this to - have wanted to kill her. She just gets everything she wants, without doing anything in return. she doesn't try hard at school, she doesn't plan anything. Stephanie Meyer just conveniantly makes everything work out when in the real world she'd end up in communtiy college studying nothing- because she doesn't like anything other than Edward and cooking and cleaning for her father who had been doing it for fourteen years before she showed up, even though when he tries to cook he can't figure out the noodles - with no money and going nowhere. But of course, becoming a vampire is the answer to all her problems, and she gets a magical, impossible, beatiful, intelligent child and endless years with her true love to boot.

Yes, I hate her but at least I can find solace in the fact her childs name is so retarded.

Jacob Black - I loved him, at least I loved him until Stephine Meyer turned him into a Pedophile! Is relationship with Renesme is gonna be all;

Jacob - You smell discusting, dirty bloodsucker.

Renesme - Thanks old man.

Jacob - I pashed your mum.

Renesme - Shit!

Jacob - shhhh! If Stephanie Meyer hears you she'll send a pack of vampires to kill us! You know she hates realistic language!

Renesme - I'm sorry, what I meant to say was holy crow. mutters Jesus's balls...

Jacob - What was that?

Renesme - Nothing. Hey, why don't I make you a sandwhich?

Jacob - Yes, what a Good little child-wife you have become. Almost as good as a slave.

Bella - She gets it from me!

One other thing.

If Jacob and Bella had a baby, wouldn't he imprint on it? Then he would be Josef Fritzel. Or that guy from the Mama's and Papa's. Thats right, you like the mental picture I just gave you? No, you don't, because Jacob is wrong.He's disturbing. The whole thing is disturbing.

The problem with Braking dawn the movie

1. Anyone who thinks this will be not weird need to be punched, by me. They will have sex, and we will get...

Fades to black, playing haunting piano music with the occasional moan, bumping the rating up to pg-13.

2. There will be a teenage marrage and then she will be pregnant for a good part of the book. What a role model! Hey ladies, lets all skip university and get married to our boyfriends who still live with their parents!!

3. When she gives birth, Edward rips her stomach open with his teeth. Oh, thats not bondadge porn at all.

4. I think if your not a die-hard fan, you might not get what the hell is happening.

5. The ending is a peaceful gathering in the forest. Hell, its even a multicultural gathering. Italians, The British, Americans, Amozonians...

Wait, where are the Maori's? I demand my culture be recognised!

Did anyone else think it as strange that Laurant was Black and French in the movie? I mean, old whitey-woman Meyer never did tell us what happens if your a black person who turns into a vampire. How can he be french as well? Isn't he like four hundred years old? How many africans were living in Paris four hundred years ago?

I guess she just ignored the facts, like how she ignored gay people and non-christians, but decided to keep in the pedophile werewolf.

That bitch.

Did anyone else notice I got steadily more angry the futher I wrote?