Hi I am Kamai6

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I love telling people what they have done well and what they can do next in their story. You never have to take my advice as it is only my slightly mad opinion. Ok scrap slightly. My MAD!! opinion.

Please read the story by Alicemaybrandonjones called "When Muddled Lockers Lead to Magic Spells". It is a Harry Potter Fan Fiction.

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Remus/Tonks

James/Lily

Neville/Luna (not canon)

Draco/Anyone (also not canon, but if you write Draco well...

All the different lines Professors have made students write:

"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I will not tell the Gingots goblins that it is easy to rob the bank."

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.

"I will not spread rumours saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint balling."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

"I will not run round the great hall screaming 'I've got Nargles in my hair' Just to see Luna Lovegood's reaction"

"I will not tell first years that sticking their heads down toilets increases their magical abilities."

"I will not tell the teachers that Voldemort stole my homework."

Rest in Peace:

James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Lily Potter, Nymphadora Tonks, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave other souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Severus,
Who wasn't actually bad,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

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QUOTES

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I don't need your attitude... I've got my own.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Be insane... because well behaved people never made history.

I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

There's nothing wrong with talking to objects, it's when they start talking back that you need to worry.

When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

or

When Life gives you lemons, find people with paper cuts, then laugh hysterically!

or

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it, and tell life to make its own damn lemonade

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Thanks for reading my profile!

Sorry to any people who liked my story but I hated it so it has now been deleted!
I may write more but it is highly unlikely as I love reviewing and reading more than writing my own stories.
Also I find it really hard to write with other peoples characters. I write short stories as a hobby but I don't publish them on-line in case I ever decide to publish them in a REAL book.
I can't afford a copy-write for my work yet.

Thanks

Kamai6

Ps. Please read the story by Alicemaybrandonjones called "When Muddled Lockers Lead to Magic Spells". It is AMAZING!!