| TSFiction19 |
Author has written 40 stories for Wrestling, Dark Shadows, WKRP in Cincinnati, Misc. Tv Shows, Calvin & Hobbes, Parodies and Spoofs, General Hospital, Avengers, X-Men, and NCIS. Hello. Okay, let's do this profile thing. I really do hate doing these things. My name is Doug and I'm a middle-aged guy from NC. I like pro wrestling, comic books, muppets, vampires and jelly beans. Damn, that has "major nerd" written all over it, doesn't it? Oh well... lol. Some of you may know me from my wrestling columns. I write "Tossing Salt - Worldwide News" and "Wrestling Fact Or Fiction" for www.wrestle-zone.co.uk and have since 2003. I am what you would call an "internet wrestling journalist" (whatever the hell that is) - it sounds good on the resume. Anyhow, I write those columns and do the occasional recap of RAW, Smackdown, Impact! or whatever PPV happens to catch my fancy. But none of that really matters here, does it? So why am I talking about it? Here at the Fic site, I've written stories about wrestling and wrestlers, NCIS, The X-Men, The Avengers, Dark Shadows and a few other things. You can read the story list down below. I've created my own little parallel universe which mixes Dark Shadows with Marvel Comics (and a little DC Comics thrown in on occasion) called "The Avenging Shadows Universe". This is where most of my comic-based and vampire / Dark Shadows based stories take place. I also love to write about politics (to a point) and NOTHING is off limits. I've got several others stories partially finished and will be adding them to this site sooner or later including a WWE / Dark Shadows crossover, a sequal to the "Abby's European Vacation" story and a few more tales of the Avengers Europe. I don't like posting stories before I finish them, but I'm going to give it a shot and see how it goes. I've also got a fantasy version of the NWA / WCW that I ran and wrote for a little over a year - two shows a week, plus a PPV every month. I'm thinking about posting that up here too when I get the time, so keep eyes open for that. And I guess that's everything that's important for now. I could post some random lists of some type since that seems to be pretty popular here. Okay, I'll do it. My Personal "Big 6" Entertainers of ALL - TIME: These are (in my opinion) the very best of the best so far as music goes: Alice Cooper, Sublime, Rickie Lee Jones, Waylon Jennings, Frank Sinatra and Soce the Elemental Wizard! My "Top Five" Wrestlers of ALL - TIME (Legends): Arn Anderson, Harley Race, Ric Flair, Blackjack Mulligan & "The Living Legend" Larry Zbyszko My "Top Five" Divas of ALL - TIME: Ivory, Victoria, Ann Casey, Molly Holly & Sherri Martel My "Top Five" Wrestlers of the Modern Era: Stevie Richards, Christian, Charlie Haas, Joe Hennig (Michael McGillicutty) and Jamie Noble. My "Top Five" Characters to Write: Dr. Druid, Barnabas Collins, Chris Jericho, Joan Rivers & The Miz And that's enough of that. I guess this is enough for a good profile. (Is anyone even still reading this crap?) My wrestling columns can be read at www.Wrestle-Zone.co.uk. My other blogs, political commentary and just all sorts of random stuff can be found at my blogsite, www.tsfiction.blogspot.com. And if you're a cute guy who wants someone to talk dirty to you (and I don't bluff), just send me a message and we can talk or whatever. (Be legal!). And this is way too long so... that's all. Please read the stories and review if you'd like. Thanks... Ubuntu! | |||||||
1. Avenging Shadows » reviewsThe Avengers decide to locate a branch of the team in Europe - where they encounter a two-hundred year old vampire. But is Barnabas Collins friend or foe?Crossover - Dark Shadows & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,878 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-11-12 - Published: 2-28-12 - Complete2. NWA WCW Revisited » reviewsA few years ago in the Yahoo groups, I created my own version of the NWA / WCW with both then-current and iconic wrestlers - complete with storylines, drama, etc. It lasted for well over a year with two "shows" a week, plus PPV's. And here it is again...Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 149,640 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-12 - Published: 3-28-123. 2003 Slammy Awards reviewsI did a parody of the WWE Slammy Awards way back in October, 2003 - this was before the WWE decided to bring them back every year. It's a bit dated, but I think it turned out to be kind of funny. Check it out and thanks!Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-12 - Chris Jericho & Stone Cold - Complete4. Here Comes That Rainbow Again reviewsAs The Horsemen prepare to fade into the sunset after being inducted into the Hall of Fame, is anyone ready to step up and keep the legacy alive?Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-12 - Husky Harris & Michael MicGillicutty - Complete5. Loveline Is JerichoWWE Superstar Chris Jericho makes an appearance on the TV show "Loveline", along with Dr. Drew and Joan Rivers. Originally written in January, 2004...Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Published: 3-11-12 - Chris Jericho - Complete6. WWE Hollywood Squares reviewsIt's an all-wrestler version of the classic game show, Hollywood Squares. I originally wrote this in August, 2003 so it may be a bit dated, but it's still a fun read so check it out. I don't own the characters - they and Vince own themselves.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-12 - Triple H & Stone Cold - Complete7. Mr McMahon's NeighborhoodWWE Chairman Vince McMahon takes over a popular PBS show...Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Published: 3-7-12 - Vince McMahon - Complete8. WWE Match GameIt's the Superstars of the professional wrestling competing on the legendary 70's game show "Match Game"... Let the chaos begin.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Published: 3-2-12 - Complete9. Abby's European Vacation reviewsAbby is forced to take a vacation and travels to Europe. But it's no vacation for everyone's favorite goth forensics expert as she meets Robert Scorpio, the super-villian Sidewinder & Emma Peel. And who is "Springheel Jack"?Crossover - General Hospital & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-12 - Robert S. & Abby S. - Complete10. Match Game WWEIt's a wrestling version of the classic 70's game show "Match Game"...Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Published: 3-1-12 - Complete11. The Great DebateNow is how a Presidential Debate should be... A parody of the first GOP Debate so very long ago... with Ric Flair, Joan Rivers, Kermit The Frog and so many others. I don't own anyone - they own themselves and I have much respect - I'm just having fun.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Published: 3-1-1212. CountdownThe Iron Sheik is a guest on "Countdown With Keith Olbermann"...Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Published: 3-1-12 - Complete13. CM Punk Visits Blackjack's BBQ! reviewsCM Punk visits Blackjack Mulligan and Blackjack's BBQ...Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-1-12 - CM Punk - Complete14. Ebb & Flow reviewsYears have passed and Calvin has grown up and moved away. There's a void to be filled in his life and only a certain stuffed tiger can fill that void... one way or the other.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-12 - Calvin & Hobbes - Complete15. Bert & Ernie: If It Ain't Broke reviewsA while back,there was a petition circulating to have Sesame Steet icons Bert and Ernie get married. So what do Bert and Ernie think about this?Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-1-12 - Complete16. WWE Newlywed Game reviewsIt's an all-wrestling version of The Newlywed Game... WWE style.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete17. Celebrity Wrestling reviewsVince decides to start a "Celebrity Brand" of wrestling for the WWE...Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-12 - Vince McMahon - Complete18. WWE ApprenticeVince McMahon is thinking about taking on "The Donald"... Who will be "The Apprentice"?Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Published: 2-29-12 - Vince McMahon - Complete19. The Reunion reviewsA tribute to the "Macho Man" Randy Savage, written shortly after his death...Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete20. The Gathering »The WWE holds a tribute show in honor of the memory of World Championship Wrestling..Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,626 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete21. Talking To Grandpa reviewsSent home by the WWE to recover from an "injury", Husky Harris has a heart to heart talk with his Grandpa, Blackjack Mulligan...Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-29-12 - Husky Harris - Complete22. Men On Wrestling An In Living Color ParodyBlaine and Antione talk about Professional Wrestling.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete23. Men On Politics An In Living Color ParodyBlaine and Antione talk politics...Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Published: 2-29-1224. A Day In The Office Part 4Vince and Stephanie discuss ideas for a WWE Christmas Special...Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Published: 2-29-12 - Vince McMahon & Stephanie McMahon - Complete25. A Day In The Office Part 3Vince and Stephanie McMahon discuss ideas for the WWE Superstars...Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Published: 2-29-12 - Vince McMahon & Stephanie McMahon - Complete26. A Day At The Office Part 2 reviewsStephanie and Vince discuss new creative ideas for the WWE Superstars...Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-12 - Vince McMahon & Stephanie McMahon - Complete27. WWE Dating Game reviewsIt's the Dating Game like you've never seen it before with some of wrestling's biggest names.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete28. Wrestling JeopardySteve Austin, Hulk Hogan and Mae Young appear on the game show, Jeopardy...Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Published: 2-29-12 - Stone Cold - Complete29. WKRP In Cincinnati: New Blood reviewsThe station is looking for new on air personalities...WKRP in Cincinnati - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete30. Wrestlers Do Springer ShowJust imagine if the Jerry Springer Show was taken over by wrestling legends. I wrote this back in 2003 and it's a little dated, but still a fun read.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete31. Woo Woo Woo You Know It! reviewsZack Ryder gets advice on women...Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-29-12 - Zack Ryder - Complete32. School Days: Ultimate TrustBarnabas Collins is given a great trust by The Master of Magnetism, Magneto. This is part of my "Avenging Shadows" Universe ...Crossover - Dark Shadows & X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,142 - Published: 2-29-12 - Complete33. Vickie Locks And The Three Bears reviewsRetelling the classic story of Goldilocks, but using WWE superstars Vickie Guerrero, Steve Austin, John Cena, Santino as the principle characters.Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-12 - Vickie Guerrero & Stone Cold - Complete34. Hogan Knows Repo GamesA parody of the Spike TV program "Repo Games", starring Hulk Hogan and Chris Jericho...Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Published: 2-29-12 - Chris Jericho - Complete35. A Day In The WWE Office reviewsVince and Stephanie McMahon discuss different ideas to make the WWE more successful...Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-12 - Vince McMahon & Stephanie McMahon - Complete36. School Days: RegressionDr. Hoffman has some bad news to tell Barnabas Collins. Part of my "Avenging Shadows" Universe ...Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Published: 2-28-1237. School Days: Coffee TalkBarnabas Collins has met many people in his lifetime, but has he ever before met a woman like Dolly Donahue? Part of my "Avenging Shadows" Universe ...Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Published: 2-28-12 - Complete38. School Days: Rise Of The MasterBarnabas, Quentin and the students of the Stoddard Institute must fight for their lives as an ancient evil comes to Collinwood. Part of my "Avenging Shadows" Universe...Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,335 - Published: 2-28-12 - Complete39. School Days: The Rise Of The WolfpackBarnabas Collins and his cousin Quentin are the Headmasters for a Private School for mutants, aliens and gifted youngsters. Part of my "Avenging Shadows" Universe...Dark Shadows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,663 - Published: 2-28-12 - Complete40. Jamie Get's A Valentine reviewsJamie Noble is going to be all alone on Valentine's Day... until an unlikely person decides to help.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-12 - Complete