HELLO THERE READERS...Call me Kris...

Ya wanna know something? If you came out a printer, you would what I like to call FINE print...=P

Im fourteen years old. I'm Christian. I LOVE JESUS.

Young and unexperianced in the writing world but eager to learn, as creativity and writing is my passion.

I dont have many stories up,but am working on it slowly. I would love some CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISIZM.

I live in warm and sunny South Africa. However, this does not mean I am uneducated, inferior or uncivilised. Just saying. People judge.

I dream of one day becoming a famous author. I do that alot. Dream. Day-dreaming, dreaming in my sleep, zoning out, going blank, getting lost, whatever...I seem to find fantasy alot better than reality. I am clumsy. Extremely so. I like to spell clumsy as klumzy,it looks alot cooler. I love the smell of rain.

I love Paramore,Cobra Starship,Green day,Fall Out Boy and I love the old Disney movies. The animated ones like Anastasia, Lady and the Tramp, etc... The new ones give a bad name to those..

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

I am another Mrs CULLEN,McCARTY,WHITLOCK wannabee...Love Twilight:)

I had a million copy/paste, chain letter and other random junk here,but it got old:) But this stays:

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

FEEL FREE TO PM ME, TO COMMENT ON MY STORIES, TO GIVE ADVICE OR JUST TO SAY HI!! Really, its great when someone just says "HI!! Im so and so, and IM SAYING HI!" I wanna hear from you:)

MY STORIES:

1. New Vamp in Town

First story. Kaitlyn (Kate) is a vampire who moves to Forks with her mom. She meets the Cullens,along with a certain someone who isnt a vampire :)... somone furry ((hint hint)) Romance may blossom, even if they don't want it too...

No Renesmee. Needs a better title, PLEASE PM me your suggesstions,or leave in a review...

2. Favourite fiction at school

What would happen if the Cullens arrived at my school. Oneshot, meant to be slightly funny. For this story, I plan to just do a couple funny oneshots whenever the muse hits,or I feel like it.

LINKS:

NEW VAMP IN TOWN

This is how I imagine Kaitlyn:http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolr/fall-tv-willa-holland-oc-400a100506.jpg

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Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too...

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end...

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing...

...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring...

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