My name is Wren Sullivan, I'm fourteen, and I live in New Jersey. I'm an aspiring author that hasn't gotten anywhere near finishing a book yet (the farthest I've gotten is seven chapters) but I hope that someday I can maybe finish (and publish if I'm feeling brave) a book. I'm so happy to finally be able to give back to this wonderful site. I love the stories I've read here and can't wait to find more. I also can't wait to tell the writers of some of my favorite fan fictions what I think of them. I'm going to tell you right now that I might not finish any of my fan fictions anytime soon but I will try my best to update on a regular basis. (I just hate it when people go for weeks without updating, don't you?) I hope you like my fan fictions, I've worked really hard on them. Enjoy.

Pasters

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006,Viper-Gothica, jasminemyrose, Inner Dragon, Akaatje, An Angel Flying with broken wings, Dance-of-the-waves, Wren Sullivan

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, Wren Sullivan- Hufflepuff

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Wren Sullivan

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Quotes and Stuff

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

NO TRESPASSING: Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

"This moment is so GREAT. I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments." -Dr. Cox Scrubs

"He screamed like slutty girl # 1 on a teen horror flick." -Colin Fisher Bones in reference to Zack's reaction to a body

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded." -Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean: At the World's End

"It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death." -Katniss Everdeen The Hunger Games

"When you go and butt heads with someone you both walk away with a headache." -My older brother (as far as I know please correct me if I'm wrong)

"Out of the chair." -Spock Star Trek: 2009 (I love that movie)

"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." -Emmett Cullen Twilight Outtake

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

The surest sign that there is intelligent life in the universe is the fact that they haven't tried to contact us.

Shhhhh... I'm plotting.

On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.

They laugh because I'm different. . . I laugh because they are all the same.

A wise man once said "go ask a woman".

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Check this out...

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Friendship Quotes

1.) To the world you may just be one person. But to one person you may be the world.

2.) Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints on your heart.

3.) Friendship created in a moment can last longer than a lifetime.

5.) Friendship is the only true cement that will ever hold your life together.

4.) A single rose can be my garden...a single friend, my world.

6.) Finding a friend is like finding treasure only better.

7.) What is a best friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

8.) Tell me your friends and i'll tell you who you are.

9.) The only way to have a friend is to be one.

10.) A true friend thinks of you when all others are thinking of themselves.

11.) A true friend takes away your burden instead of sharing it.

12.) Some people make the world more special just by being in it.

13.) Friends are like chocolate, they lift you up when your sad and are always there when you need them.

14.) If you have one true friend you have more than you share.

15.) Friendship bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things..friendship never ends.

16.) A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

17.) A joy shared a joy doubled.

18.) When they are real, friendships are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know.

19.) Friendship is love with understanding.

20.) Nothing is worth more than friendship.

21.) Friendship is love without the fire.

22.) A friend is someone who understands you past, believes in your future and accepts you today just the way you are.

LIfe Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

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