R'lyeh's Bane
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since: 02-26-09, id: 1848894, Profile Updated: 07-03-11
Author has written 12 stories for Animorphs, Twilight, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Red vs. Blue.

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1. Aphrodisiac reviews
She was free at last. From Freelancer, from her past, and from everything she had once held dear. And it was so beautiful.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-28-12 - Carolina & Director - Complete
2. Ascend reviews
And they were joined forever. Mind, body, and soul.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-11 - Complete
3. Bulletproof » reviews
As Freelancer collapses and the government draws near, the Director orders the extermination of all operatives. However, with the Chairman's sick fascination with Project Freelancer, this might become a problem for the Director and his experiments.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 3-10-11
4. The Web reviews
The web of lies thickens and Alpha finds himself splitting. Tex centric. Drabble.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-11
5. Crimson and Azure reviews
The Director's lies run deep through the collective body of Project Freelancer. After Agent South Dakotas receives the unstable Epsilon AI, she realizes this more than anyone. AU.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-11
6. What Has Been Seen reviews
Laundry day is a very scary day at Red Base. The very mention of the word sends Simmons into the closet and Donut into the warm leather embrace of the Warthog.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-16-10 - Complete
7. Perfect Failure reviews
He was a mistake. How many times had been told, how many eyes had looked at him in disappointment? And staring into the barrel of his pistol he knew they were right. He was a perfect failure. Wash!centric.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-10
8. Black Roses Red reviews
Glassy eyes staring up at him from her pale, dead face, Leo stumbled backwards in shock; the bat landing with a heavy thump on the carpet as it dropped from his limp hand. Director/Alison. For the TRVBRC challenge.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-17-10 - Complete
9. Scarlet » reviews
He was Russia. General Winter feared him. The world feared him. Drabble collection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-22-10 - Published: 3-20-10 - Russia
10. Finale reviews
And then night fell on Misa Amane's final Valentines Day. Long drabble or short one-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-3-10 - Misa A. - Complete
11. The Saga of Epic Fail Book 1: Twifail reviews
One day, a retarded Necrophile decided to write a book. 498 pages of crap later, Twilight was born from the ashes of good literature. This is the Saga of Epic Fail.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 11-30-09
12. The End reviews
What happens after Jake's final order in The Beginning? My interpretation. One-shot. Purely for historical reference.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-09 - Complete
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