This account is mainly here so I can have story alerts for my many favourites I want to keep an eye on without spending hours searching through the bookmarks, but I thought I should try writing so "An Uggnoy's Lot" is now up, I'm sorry about the misspelling and when i've written the next chapter a new story will be made with the correct spelling. SAS Occult Warfare Division is also up, which is there so I have something to do when the narrative voice stops speaking for "An Unggoy's Lot" I switch between them.

Now for Some Obligitory Cntrl C + V

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

The Challenge bit

Well this seems to be another popular way to add to a profile.

What if Voldemort in a good mood with Snape decides to go through with his reward for him. He uses imperio or percificus totalus on Lily and as such there's no protection for Harry, he dies, and Voldemort goes over to the Longbottoms to kill the other. Leaving Snape with his 'reward', Dumbledore demoralised and any other plotlines someone want's to explore. It just seems obvious, but no-one seems to have done it, tell me if you do.

No. 2 - The Funny One - Okay, have you ever wondered what Harry did between the last two chapters? Well how about he gets Rita Skeeter to write an edited autobiography for Muggle consumption, under the pen name J K Rowling. One shot, humour. Tell me if you do it...