GREETINGS EARTHLINGS! Hugs and cookies all around. Welcome, Howdy and the like!

Me:

~ Ali darling. London baby! Teengirl uh-oh. CRAZY sweet. #:D

But anyhow, I’m getting ahead of myself.

Name Shortened to MKSFRXD for the sanity of all involved.

Do. Live. Be. Love. #

I am:

Human. Not like other girls. Cries when she is called normal. Immature. Random. Geeky. Chic. Hyper. Giggly. Talkative. Obsessive. Weird. Crazy. Slightly dysfunctional. Loud. Ditzy. Annoying. Temperamental. Anger prone. Lying. Confused. Aggressive. Attitudinal. Doesn’t care what people think. Normal life. Boring life. Loving. Has an alpaca called Alberto. Plays the violin and hates it. Has a huge family. Falls. Cries. Has a splinter in her foot that has been there for 7 years. Can’t wear sleeves. Has 18 elastic bands round one wrist. Broke her braces biting the bed. Has a lot of movies. Is scared of climbing. Has had 21 child minders. Can’t spell. Stomps. Spits. Eats. Tall, fat, pale. Freckles, glasses, red cheeks. Wants to/ has to WRITE. Aspiring author. Rambles. Makes people laugh.

Obsessions (which aren't in ANY order)

Twilight- all, from fan fiction to fan art to watching every single video and parody.

Harry Potter- fan fiction, fan art, lily/James (for always) and watching and loving it always.

FRIENDS- My day is not complete without watching this.

HIMYM- Watching, loving and spoiling.

You Tube- I love Jaden Nation, Kaleb Nation, Shane Dawson, What the BUCK, and a whole lot more.

Collages- I spend a lot of time cutting magazines to bits and sticking them together. I have thirty boxes of paper.

Twitter- I love it now, and tweet in time.

Pictures- I love icons and pictures, and I store all on my USB and will use eventually.

Disclaimer:

I do not own much. I find icons and pictures and make them into my avatar. I forget where I got them. If they are yours, thanks! I do not own any of the books I read/write/quote from, and I always forget to say.

QUICK FACT FILE:

NAME: MKSFRXD, Mad, Alison, Bex, Rebecca, or Ali.

GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ali-zizzle

DETECTIVE NAME: (fave colour and fave animal): Rainbow Sheeperfly Rabbit

AMERICAN STATE NAME: (First letter of name and state that fits) Alaska

SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, and current street name): Rebbeca Illingworth

STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Blealffe (Ble-alffe(awesome))

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Rainbow Sprite (that works!)

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Miriam (Yuk!)

GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cookie (doesn't fit)

AGE: No comment (I have the right to remain silent- Though half the time I can't) Teens.

LOCATION: London, England. Note that I don't understand much about life and the world.

BIRTHDAY: 5th of June

ASTROLOGY SIGN: Gemini! I believe in astrology, so all the star sister stuff is true to me.

LOOKS:CRAZY Brownish/blonde ((NOT GINGER)) Hair. Straight or Curly. CONTACTS! :D Braces, freckles, colour-changing eyes, tall, fat, blush prone.

MUSIC:All kinds, mainly pop music. I like all the Disney songs, Black Eyed Peas, Demi Lovato, ADELE, Flo Rida, MJ, James Morison, James Blunt, Jason Mraz, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Lenka, Lily Allen, McFly, Mika, Simple Plan, Paramore, Muse, Miley Cyrus (don't kill me!), Wicked, ABBA, Scouting for Girls, U2, Pink, The Beatles, Jonas Brothers, Wheatus, Simple Plan, Take That, Nickleback, Stiff Dylans, Metro Station, Mark Ronson, Oasis, Taylor Swift and the Plain White t's.

FAVE SONGS: Taylor Swift- You Belong with Me. Wheatus- Teenage Dirtbag. Plain White t's- Hey There Delilah. AND SO MUCH MORE!

FAVE BOOKS:Twilight saga, Harry Potter, Meg Cabot books (mainly Avalon High and How to be Popular) His Dark Materials, Eva Ibbotson books, Georgia Nicolson books, All About Eve series, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac, Everything Beautiful, and... ummm... A LOT more... The Charlie Bone series, All About Eve series, The Ordinary Princess, A Series of Unfortunate Events,

FAVE FILMS: Well, all the above, all the Disney, specifically Sky High and... ummm... A LOT more. Twilight, HP, Bedtime Stories, Bolt, Hotel for Dogs, Marley and Me. (Look, I'm a big baby, deal with it!) The Mummy (1,2 and 3), Indianna Jones (1/2/3/4) Stardust, National Treasure (1 and 2), Ice Age (1/2/3), 17 again, HSM 3, Transformers, She’s the Man, It’s a Boy Girl Thing, John Tucker Must Die, Just my luck, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, The Holiday, Along Came Polly, Toy Story XD, St Trinians, Princess Diaries (1 and 2), Pirates of the Carribean, Hot Fuzz,

FAVE TV SHOWS: FRIENDS, How I Met Your Mother, Priviliged, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition X Factor (and the Xtra factor) Doctor Who (Torchwood, Sarch Jane's Adventures) Suite Life on Deck, Rude Tube, .

FAVE FOOD:Sugar! Sweets! Candy! Lollipops! Sandwhiches, puddings.

FAVE DRINKS:Anything really, apart from coke, milk and alchohol.

FAVE COLOUR: All of the rainbow colours.

FAVE ANIMALS: Sheep, Butterflies and Rabbits.

HOBBIES:I like daydreaming, reading, writing, talking, listening to music, laughing, meeting people, having interesting experiences, watching TV, seeing movies, making collages, playing golf, swimming, taking pictures, dancing, singing, (the past two are done badly and when I am on my own), going to the theatre, eating, cooking, surfing the internet, shopping, being random, living, being me.

Interview piece: (10 October)

What are you listening to right now?: Taylor Swift

What was the last thing you ate?: English Muffins and Scrambled Eggs

If you were a crayon what colour would you be?: Rainbow

How is the weather right now?: Cloudy, rainy.

What colour is your underwear right now?: What the Hell is this question! Do you expect me to answer?!

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: My mum.

The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes/hair/ any interesting features ((tattoos, piercings, freckles, dimples))

Favourite type of food?: Anything unhealthy with sugar!

Do you drink?:Doesn’t every human being drink something? But no, not alchohol.

Ever got so drunk you dont remember?: No! I've never gotten drunk! I've made myself a deal!

What colour are your eyes?: They change between green and brown and blue and grey.

Single?: Yeah, but proud of it.

Favourite month?: June (my birthday!)

Last movie you watched?: Along Came Polly

Favourite day of the week?: Saturday

Are you too shy to ask someone out?: Yes

Hugs or Kisses?: Both.

Chocolate or Vanilla?:Choco choco chip! (I'm a suffering chocoholic)

Hot or Cold: Cold. I have a weird sense of hot and cold, in the way that whilst everyone is yelling to "Shut the beeping windows its beepbeep cold!" I'm trying to keep them open. Its me against the world.

Big or Small: Big.

Hard or Soft: Soft.

What books are you reading?: Er... Two many too count... But I just got Bran Hambric- The Farfield Curse by Kaleb Nation.

Piercings?: None, but ears soon!

Any pets?: I wish! Although I have Alberto the engaged Alpaca.

Grade?: No comment.

Dogs or Cats?: Dogs... wait cats... wait... no!

Favourite flower?: I dunno, I like them all. But mainly roses and daisies.

Have you ever fired a gun?: Cubs Camp. Controlled!

Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?:Hate both.

Right handed or left handed?: Right.

How many pillows do you sleep with?: Eight.

Are you missing someone?: Too many to count.

More:

Likes: Music, Films (DVDs and going to the cinema), Plays (going to the theatre), TV, computer, forums, FRIENDS, my friends, my fictional friends, my imaginary friends, books, ice cream, polos, Jelly Beans, candy, chocolate, shopping, new stuff, freshly washed duvets, sarcasm, laughs, shopping, makeovers, looking good, hanging, no school, no work, nice people, having a good time, randomness, visiting my family in Ireland, driving down a beautiful motorway in a rented car with music on and it being sunny, Non canon. Slash. Fem Slash. Incest. You hear?lazyness, being me.

Dis-Likes: Violin, church, my brother, fighting, the news, work, chores, teeth, arguments, nagging, running, gum, people leaving bad reviews, people not reviewing, people getting in the way of me being me, people who hold grudges.

If I had one wish I would wish for: Romance, adventure, friendship, laughs, fantasy, magic or simple randomness in my life (starting... NOW!) Oh, and for people to stop bugging me about spelling and grammar (especially you, you daemon spell check!)

If I was kidnapped by violin playing munchkins, and could only bring five things, I would bring:My stupid, unreliable computer, my iPod, my headphones, my collage kit and a taser gun.

I live on other places! Ja! Find me at... http://twitter.com/MKSFRXD and http://mksfrxd.livejournal.com/ I live on here and there. My email is madkillersheeperflyrabbit@hotmail.comI live there too. :-) Part III

Quotes

Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life

"Never frown, because you don't know who's falling in love with your smile."

"If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up."

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think...where the HECK is my roof?

Growing old is not growing up

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Join the dark side- we have cookies!!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present!

Let's flip a coin: Heads, he and I will be together. Tails, we'll flip again.

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

If you want the rainbow, your gonna have to live with the rain first.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

''When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.'

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

The spontaneous rally will began at 1:45

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life’s Tough, get a helmet

They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have Braille on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't quite as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

( This all looks really cool if it is aligned to the centre, but it never stays :( )

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Twilight, Harry Potter, and fan fiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours strait WHILE riding rollercoaster’s, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. (Gullible people..). Crazy is when you talk completely barmy and say the weirdest sentences. Crazy is when you ignore a person for an hour straight and hate them with your eyes and your nose, then go and hug them and sing Love Story in crazy voice. Crazy is when you remember precisely everything about your favourite TV show, and forgot how to spell your name. Crazy is when you cry because you have been told that Alberto Einstein is dead.

If you are taking the time to read this, thanks. It means a lot that you care, in a round about way. Thanks. I love meeting new people and making friends. I have a few, that I depend on…

So…

Thanks to Pinky, Jam and Bubbles. Love and Angel pie to y’all!

Yayness and Random Junk to the one, the only Titania took

Hugs a billion to all of the lads and lassies of OTT Talks V and all the other places on HPFC.

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Lhel

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And to all the other people there who rock the world with our pure awesomness! :D :D :D

I, MadKillerSheeperflyRabbitXD have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum!:D Seriously dudes, this is the place! WICKED! LEGENDARY!

Whispers of well being to the people at my school, the people I know from this or that. The temps, the allies or the DEAD! Because where would I be without you to hate, or love or bother.

Smiles and Frowns to my family, my wide-spread huge CRAZY family. Specially MG and the rents.

Thanks to the people who make life worth living- the inventor of the internet, or fan fiction, of my favourite foods. Thanks to all the writers (both famous and not so much) for your inspiring words. Thanks also to the people in the media or whatnot, who create the songs and the pictures and the things that make life tic. The awesome people of youtube and deviantart etc etc.

Dear Reader, ((If I haven’t scared you away…))

Thanks for listening.

Ali

She who has not been named has left the building. Thank you and Goodnight! :D

She skips of into the sunlight, bag swinging madly, hair swishing in the breeze. The sound of the weirdest music known to humanity plays from the headphones in her ears, she swings her arms and legs to the beat. She doesn't look back, for she has no need to hear the thoughts of the people watching her, she is in her own world. A world of smiling faces, smelly things, flowers and jewellery and friends. A world of true love and romance and friendship, adventure and loyalty and laughs. She hums to herself, a tuneful beat that smirks at the world pleasantly, not really thinking much, just being.