Welcome to the profile of Saoirse Darkwind!!

Caution: Contents will be extremely awesome

Ummm... Hi!

Some facts about me:

Saoirse Darkwind…

- is not a boy (she's a girl. Please explain this to her idiot neighbor)

- is a teen (high school age)

- is not going to tell you her real name (haha)

- really is a ninja (don't tell)

- is a nonconformist

- does not own her icon (she doesn't know who does)

- enjoys reading, writing, doodling, potatoes, whipped cream, anime, soup, funny t-shirts, words, sleeping, saxophones, and many other things

- is an extreme fangirl of Shino Aburame, Edward Elric, Scorpius Malfoy, and the Travelocity gnome

- is going to be a psychologist

- is not schizophrenic (she just thinks out loud)

- is only a few inches taller than Ed (she no longer laughs at short jokes)

- is one of those freaky people who obsess over things easily

- is bestest friends with StoryBlade, dcmusic101, and AdFinemAdInfinitum. But mostly StoryBlade

- is an extremely dedicated Harry Potter fan (he is her life)

- knows that she is a freak, dork and nerd, and is not afraid to shout it to the world.

- is a marching band geek

- likes to think she's as funny as hell

- now dislikes Twilight (but has always disliked Edward Cullen)

- is a master of cookie baking

- knows that you really don’t care about all these facts

- is downright insane

- enjoys talking about herself in third person

Let me explain myself to you. I’m the person who sits in the background and says nothing, but when I’m around people I know, I go crazy. I’m the person who doesn’t talk much in school and when she does, never says anything funny or interesting, but when I’m on the computer, I won’t shut up. You guys are the lucky ones who get to see the real me. Which you should be thankful for, because I’m awesome on the inside… :P

BOOKS:

Harry Potter-

Favorite character: Luna Lovegood

Pairings:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Basically anything else canon

Young Wizards-

Favorite character: Roshaun

Pairings:

Dairine/Roshaun

Nita/Kit

Carmela/Ronan

Twilight-

Favorite character: Alice

Pairings:

Blackwater

Alice/Jasper

Rosalie/Emmett

And a lot of others

ANIME:

Fullmetal Alchemist-

Favorite character: Envy

Pairings:

Edwin

Royai

Inuyasha-

Favorite character: Kagura

Pairings:

Kagu/Sessh

Inu/Kag

Sango/Miroku

Naruto-

Favorite character: Shikamaru (though the love of my life is Shino)

Pairings:

SasuSaku

NaruHina

ShikaIno

NejiTen

KonohamaruHanabi

KakaAnko

Shino x Me ;)

Funny Sayings (I collect them)

I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god!

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man that was fun!! Let's do it again!"

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN".

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; then pour the whole sticky mess over Life's head for making you work.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I write when I get inspiration. That could be any time. So I have no real update schedule. But I promise to finish every story I start, no matter how long it takes, no matter how much I have to force myself.

Thanks for reading and reviewing! (hint hint)