Kaysh meg miit'gaana oyaci - Who writes remains (Mandalorian Proverb)

"We are born alone and we die alone, what’s in between is mine." - Otep Shamaya (Of the band 'Otep')

12/07/09: I'm so sorry...I've been away for so long! I've actually mostly moved over to DeviantART, and been busy as all hell. Shabla finals week...in happier news, tonight at 12:07 I am releasing the first chapter of my Republic Commando fic, 'Still Unbroken'. I've been working on this thing for a hell of a long time, and I'm so excited to finally share it on this site! Drop me a comment if you please _

11/05/09: Oh dear Force...my muses seem to have taken an extended holiday...and they kidnapped my characters, too!! Must go file missing persons report for my inspiration! All sarcasm aside, I really feel horrible about my lack of updates and new material. I've been sketching lots recently, so go check out my DeviantART! Also, I posted a preview chapter for my Republic Commando fic, 'Still Unbroken', on my DevART if you are interested. Lost: my muses...if found, please return to ARC13/LadyRevan1207!

9/20/09: Sorry I haven't updated in a while, high school's been keeping me busy and horribly uninspired! My stories are on temporary hiatus, but I've got a few scraps that are developing right now, so I should have some new material out this month. Thanks for sticking with me!

Hey, ARC13 here! I'm back (finally)!! Unfortunately, school has started up again, so I'm not sure how often I'll be updating/posting random oneshots. I currently have one multi-chapter being written, it focuses on the events after the game Republic Commando relating to Sev. I've started a mini teaser campaign for it on my DeviantART account, so check that out below!

Visit me on DeviantArt! I just made an account: http://ladyrevan1207.deviantart.com/ I'm LadyRevan1207, just let me know you're from fanfic if you stop by.

Now for a little bit about me:

I'm one of those sarcastic people...I tend to be fairly blunt in my opinions. I really cannot read chat-speak, so please attempt to type a language (really, I can't tell what any of the abbreviations mean save for 'LOL', and I do not want to read writing written like it came from someone's cell phone). I try not to be too bitchy when reviewing, as I believe that flaming helps no one, but some constructive criticism can go a long way.

Mostly, I read and write fictions that are in the Old Republic era, or that take place during the Clone Wars. I recently started posting some of my stories for the Halo fandom as well.

I always appreciate constructive criticism, and I honestly will not take offense if you tell me I need to work on certain elements of my stories. As long as it is well supported, I accept and appreciate anything that can help me become a better writer. So, if I'm doing something terrible, tell me about it! On the flip side, if I'm doing something great it's always nice to hear about that as well.

I love femSlash, but consider myself fairly sane about it (I will not slash a couple that doesn't make sense, and I don't change already established character's orientations to suit my couples). I have numerous OCs, most of which will show up in my stories, however, I have no male OCs, only women over here. Yes, I am female...I find writing women to be much more comfortable for me than writing men.

My favorite OCs (I have more, but these are the ones who show up most often):

Xathandra K'arr (Revan)

Ariah (Exile)

HellCat (Halo fandom)

Zana (Halo)

Korrum Jae (Star Wars)

Reva (Star Wars)

Echo (Star Wars)

Kira (Star Wars)

OC Pairings:

HellCat/Zana

Xathandra/Ariah (sometimes)

My Rant About Twilight:

Bella: (Where to start? She's a complete Mary Sue, who self-centered and obsessed with a creepy stalker. Then, when said stalker leaves her, she decides to jump off a cliff just to 'hear his voice'! Fierfek...idiot!)

Edward: (Another Mary Sue, and the creepy stalker in question. He likes to watch her sleep...is that not disturbing to anyone else?!)

Renseme: (And the final addition to the Sue family. And what is with her name?! I mean, I understand wanting unique, but 'Renesme'?! What was Bella thinking...oh...right...shes a di'kula idiot!)

Basically, most of the story seems to be made up of Mary Sues, dull plot lines, and anti-feminist osik (as in: oh, silly, weak little Bella tries to help, but winds up needing rescue by her strong, male lover!). I would have thought more people would find watching someone sleep creepy, as opposed to cute...

Pairings:

FemRevan/Canderous Ordo (One of my absolute favorite Star Wars pairings, and not many people write them.)

FemExile/Visas Marr (Sorry Atton...she just doesn't love you)

Ahsoka/Barriss Offee (crack-tastic)

FemRevan/FemExile (Makes sense if you know my Rev and Ex)

Scorch/Sev (I don't slash couples unless I have a decent reason...and these two make sense)

Ventress/Obi-Wan (There's something about dark, angst- romance...)

Rex/Ahsoka

Ordo (not Canderous)/Besany

Darman/Etain (Probably the best thing to ever happened to the Star Wars saga...great chemistry, and their relationship was actually EXPLAINED!)

Aayla/Bly (I really do think there's something there. I just can't see her with Kit, even if it is alluded to in canon)

Atin/Laseema (Clones need love, too!)

Least favorite pairings:

Ani-Soka (Look, it's creepy! Anakin isn't a pedophile, and I don't approve of making him into one! Poor Ahsoka is just a kid, plus she's his APPRENTICE! I think that would violate a few ethical codes...)

Obi-Soka (For same reasons as Ani-Soka)

Anakin/Any other male character

Luminara/Obi-Wan

Ventress/Dooku ( She in her 30s and he's in his 70s...need I say more?)

FemRevan/Carth (I have no idea why I hate this, it's almost canon, and yet...I don't think they go together...at all.)

FemRevan/Malak (Creepy)

The pairings I listed above are just my opinions. I will NEVER attack someone just because they support a pairing I don't like. It's mean, petty,and people should not be put down just because their opinions differ from mine.

~Jate'Kara Adenla~

Favorite Quotes. I'll add more to this, as I always remember these randomly.

Fi: "Do you think Sev's got a girlfriend?"

Darman: "If he has, she's probably escaped from the galactic city violent offenders unit." -Fi and Dar (I did not! points verpine shatter gun at Dar TAKE IT BACK...or else)

"Have overpriced DeepWater hybrid, will explore..." - Walon Vau to Kal Skirata

Etain: "Are you okay, Dar?"

Dar: "I'm fine. I got bitten by an ARC trooper."

Etain: "That's gross. Are they poisonous?" - Dar and Etain

"If Besany's offered to cook dinner for me does she mean dinner or..." - Ordo to Etain (poor Ordo...)

"She's the one who needs to be careful. I'm the one with the tatsushi recipies." - Kal Skirata talking about Ko Sai, renegade Kaminoan scientist

"Kal'buir, just hit her, will you? You can't have a meaningful ethical debate with the thing." - Mereel to Kal Skirata, on Ko Sai

"Aw, c'mon...the durasteel underwear syndrome?" - Delta squad, on Bard'ika's 'identity crisis'

"General Jusik, sir, is any of this showing up on your disturbance -in-the-Force meter?" - Scorch

"With respect, Zey can shove it!" - Bardan Jusik on his decision to leave to Jedi order...you go, Bard'ika!

"Yeah...I'm much more convincing when I'm on the verge of a heart attack." - Kal Skirata, upon finding that Ko Sai's data was not really destroyed

"It's about time that you Jedi took your heads out of your shebse, stopped contemplating your midi-chlorians, and did a reality check!" - Kal Skirata (stole the words right out of my mouth)

"cute and strill in the same sentance...well, you learn something new every day." - Rav Bralor

"Sargent, why are you so certain no one is coming?"

" We're just clones, sir. We're meant to be expendable."

"Not to me." - Plo Koon, and Sergant Sinker (I am now a Plo Koon fan because of this statement)

"It's not a skirt...it's a Kama!" - Ordo

"And they say clones are all the same, do they?" - Kal Skirata (Wow...Kal is so right on this one, it isn't even funny!)

"Ordo, you just flattened an ARC!" - Bardan Jusik

" Force-powered lie detector..." - (Etain's new nickname?!)

"Oh great...rolling death balls!" - Ahsoka Tano referring to droidikas

"...I don't want to profess my love for ORDO!" (Really? Why ever not:P) - Etain, after she asked Jusik how to say 'I love you in Mando'a'

"Mereel had always thought of Kaminoans as cold, arrogant, xenophobic, and even suitable for barbecuing..." (BBQ Aiwha Bait, anyone? Going once, going twice...) - Republic Commando: True Colors

"Gar ru kyramu kaysh, di'kut; tion'meh kaysh ru jehaati!" ( Translates to: 'You killed him, you moron; what if he was lying)" - Kal Skirata

"No, I actually like you, ad'ika. I just despise Jedi." Kal Skirata to Etain Tur-Mukan

"Don't you dare drop my verps!" - Kal Skirata (What can I say...he's extremely quotable!)

"Mhi solus tome

Mhi solus dar'tome

Mhi me'dinui an

mhi ba'juri verde" - Mandalorian marriage contract

"Can I borrow a Jedi, please?" (Because PR is just their thing!) - Jaller, Organized Crime Unit

"Do Jedi work here, too?"

"yes...we make excellent file clerks." - Etain, and Corr (I think...)

" I don't want to worry you, Kal, but I've started an armed siege at the medcenter..." - Besany Wenan (Oh...nothing to worry about, picking up milk...started a siege...nothing much.)

" I'm only a simple trained killer, but something tells me never to eat in a restaurant with a bad pun over the door." - Sev

" Let's ask Sev. He's a dead-body-ologist!" - Delta Squad

Scorch: "So... you've been ordered around by a geriatric and a child have you?"

Darman: "Scorch, do you like medcenter food?"

Scorch: "Touchy, touchy..."

Kal Skirata: "Delta! This is the geriatric. Get down and give me fifty, now!"

Sev: "Fierfek.""―Scorch, Darman, Kal Skirata, and Sev

"RC Batch Delta: Report: W Vau, Traning Sergeant: RC-1207 continues to excel in sniper and ambush training. However, please re-check DNA for possible mental aberration." - Walon Vau

Revan: Come to the Dark Side, Bastilla. We have milk and cookies.

Bastilla: I will never join--wait! What kind of cookies? - Randomness from the internet. I will laugh if anyone wonders where in KotOR this exchange happened=P

"Renesme Carlie Cullen: Even Albus Severus is laughing" - Anti-Twilight slogan