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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, NCIS, Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, Daughters of the Moon, Mortal Instruments, Another Cinderella Story, and Hunchback of Notre Dame. Please follow the link http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/euthanasiaisgood and sign my petition! Please!! In other news I am working on a new fanfic it's the main charecters are me and my best friends you.My friend can't make up her mind so the main charecters of my story are me and lizzylou. Don't kill me lizzylou please. I have two cats Sylvia and Bela, a stupid dog named Syd ,and lots of fishes.I have a new account http://www.fanfiction.net/~rakashaneely112 come check it out. Favorite Movies: Penople,Twilight,Sydeny White, Eragon, Picture this,Harry Potter (1st and 4th are deniftelly the best), A Cinderella Story with Hilary Duff,Anther Cinderella Story with Selena Gomez,Ever After,Ella Enchanted,A lizzie Mcguire Movie. Favorite Books: WE'D be here all day if I told you. Favorite Degrassi charecters: Alex, Emma, Ellie, Liberty, J.T, Craig, Jimmy, Darcy, Clare, Allie a.k.a Allia, I hate MANNY so much but I hate Paige even more so unfourtenly I like Manny, Mia,Johnny (you know the hot lakerhurst guy),Spinner and Peter Degrassi charecters that I hate: Jane's dad(I can't belive he used Jane like that) Paige Favorite phares: Muffins are going to rule the world someday,Edward will be in love with you if you try to kill yourself on a daily basis,and the phrase that I say most often is "I'm not normal so I'm happy" if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE 17 signs that you are falling in love SEVENTEEN: ELEVEN: EIGHT: I love them no matter what and if they love me they are truly seeing because they are seeing with their heart and not their eyes. Now repost this as '17 sings ur falling in love' and somethind AWESOME will happen 2 u!! Sad: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" The 10 Commandments I Live By 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 2) Thou shall not do drugs. 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. 6) Thou shall not get into fights. 7) Thou shall not skip class. 8) Thou shall not strip in class. 9) Thou shall not think about having sex. 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Girls This is true! ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT! 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile. If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile. TGWF: Thank God We're Female If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. if your weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. 98 of the teen population does or has tried smoking pot. if your one of the 2 that hasn't, copy this onto your profile. 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. if you are part of the 7 that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. 92 of American teens would die if ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile. if you've ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. if you know someone that should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. if you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse, copy this into your profile. if your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you randomly make faces at yourself in the mirror, and when someone walks in on you, your "flexing your face muscles."Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you force the school to put you and you're friend in therapy, just for the hell of it! Crazy is having conversations with fictional characters (mainly from Twilight and mainly Jacob) in your head and then laughing out loud at what they said. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! as we grow up, we learn that even the ONE person that was never supposed to let you down, probably will. you will have your heart broken probably more then once, and it's harder every time. you'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broke. you'll fight with your best friend. you'll blame a new love for things an old one did. you'll cry because time is passing to fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love You know when you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Advantages Of Being A Woman: Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never ed after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're . 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE . 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite without having to picture them . 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. ~If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. ~If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. ~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions (or typing out a stupid fanfiction bio) copy this into your profile. ~If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. ~If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. ~If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. ~Oh nooo... the type errors are creeping in... hides in the corner... if this is true for you, copy and paste this in your profile! ~If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! ~If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile ~If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. ~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ~If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If Fanfiction to you is what is to other people, copy this into your profile. ~If you those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. ~If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile ~Too many peope have smoked . If you haven't, write this to your profile. ~If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews-copy this into your profile ~If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile! ~If you are crazy and pround of it : copy and paste this onto your profile. ~ If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile- Ichiruki lovers unite!! ~ 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. ~If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile ~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile ~Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. ~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! ~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile ~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. ~Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. ~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. ~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. YOU SAY PINK 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting " , I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! Try Not To Cry: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn’t answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grabs at your hands When she bump's into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.- When she's mad -hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, -hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, -the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" 25 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy 1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 15 Pesky Ways to Annoy Your Roomate 1. Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Set one aside from the rest. Laugh hysterically at the one toothbrush. When your roommate asks about it, refuse to discuss the situation 2 .Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would. 3. Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? S/he won't be here much longer." 4. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a Band-Aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again. 5. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away. 6. Cut the faces out of all your pictures. 7. Do all your homework in the bathroom, using the toilet as a desk. 8. Don't shower for three weeks. Complain often about the stench. Demand that your roommate do his/her laundry. 9. Every time you take a shower, yell audibly, "I'm melting, I'm melting!" 10. Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If s/he asks about it, say, "Oh, that damn hypnotist..." 11. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade. 12. Frantically scribble something on paper. When finished, eat it. Start again. 13. Name your books. Call them like dogs when it's time to study. 14. Play hide and seek with yourself. If your roommate asks what you're doing behind the couch, under the table, etc., look at them exasperatedly, come out of hiding and tell him/her that s/he gave away your hiding place. Refuse to talk to him/her for several hours. 15. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." I DO TO HAVE A LIFE. YOU'RE JUST TO UNNOBSERVANT TO NOTICE. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gone into a rant about crack, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. 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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. if you think someone should kill Robert Pattinson for the good of humankind so someone better looking can play Edward in twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love twilight and discuss it daily, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of People would scream if Hannah Montana was on top of the Empire State Building, copy and paste this in your profile if you would be the 2 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!" DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH? WELL, A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE A PART OF NATURE, AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, SO YEAH, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT! Bold the ones that fit you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I SLIT MY WRISTS, so I MUST be a masochist. stereotypes suck.! Is my Profile annoying?? If it is leave NOW!! 1. Zoey 2. Stark 3. CLary 4.Simon 5.Jace 6.Isabel 7.Maia 8.Alec 9.Mangus 10.Rose 11.Lissa 12.Dimtri 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No I have not but now i want too. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Uh... Not really 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant I don't think that's possible 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? yeah!! 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? possibly 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Jace/Mangus or Jace/Rose. Well, i'm sure that Jace is straight even if he wasn't. Jace and rose would make an awesome couple. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Clary is rose's best friend but when dimtri turns strigori (sorry if i spelt it wrong) she turns to rose to comfort. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. After Dimtri turns back into a dphamir. Maia tries to help him get rose out of his head. 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? fireflies-owl city Zoey/Isabel/dimtri warning: lots of girl fights 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? pretty recelently actually 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (9). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” " zoey and Maia are in a happy relationship until Maia runs off with Mangus. Zoey,heartbroken,has a hot one-night stand with Lissa and and a brief un happy affair with Dimtri,then follows the wise advice of Jace and finds true love with Clary. Uhhh random much. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...) If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC ║██║ TRY NOT TO CRY Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others, And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG (and you cried while reading this) REPOST THIS!! I agree that Homophobia is wrong A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad Follow her. When she stares at your mouth Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you Give her your attention. When she pulls away Pull her back. When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes don't looks away until she does. When she misses you she's hurting inside. When you break her heart the pain never really goes away. When she says its over she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don'tbelieve it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do” 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday They hurt her About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. THEY HURT HER!!FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D So sweet, please don't break! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE Did you know... kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted repost plz:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. This is why I DON'T have a Myspace | |||||
1. Random Jokes and Drabbles:Mortal Instruments » reviewsthis story used to belong to ducklife and it's about the random jokes and drabbles of MI. Wow,I'm bad summaries.Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-11 - Published: 2-13-112. Danger! Danger! » reviewsthe cullens come to la brea high. what will happen? Will they reval each other's secrets. Takes place in D.O.T.M before book 5 and in twilight after breaking dawn. Same story basically just deleted the chaptere and replaed it. read please!Crossover - Daughters of the Moon & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-103. Speak now reviewsLucius is getting married to faith. Jessica tries to stop it, set to speak now.Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-10 - Complete4. Ncis verision of freaky friday » reviewsZiva and Tony switch places due to a fortune cookie. What advantures will happen! I suck at summaries please read.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-17-10 - Published: 3-15-10 - Tony D. & Ziva D.5. here we go! into twilight » reviewsLizzie Madison and her friends go into n they keep their mouths shut about the many twists and suprises that the Cullens will have no choice but to do.what will happen when a couple of them get crushes on some of the twilight charecters.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-15-10 - Published: 9-3-09 - Edward6. Twilight version of hunchback of Notre dame reviewsI will be using twilight names but plotline is hunchback of notre dame. Phobeus is Edward. Quaismodo is Jacob. Esmeralda is Bella. Frollo is Mike. the three gargoyles are Quil,Embery,and Sam.Crossover - Twilight & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-24-097. Karoke:Cullen style » reviewsAll the Cullens are bored. So Emmett sugests they do karoke but they sing a song from their ipod. Will utter choas erupt? Read to find out. Don't flame this storyTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 10-15-09 - Bella8. Cinderalice » reviewsAlice's parents were famous singers then one day her mother dies. Her father remarries. Alice is an outcast. Then one day Jasper and Cassandra come to ssandra and Alice are istanly friends but what will happen when she starts crushing on Jasper.Crossover - Twilight & Another Cinderella Story - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 10-19-09 - Alice
