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since: 02-28-09, id: 1851740, Profile Updated: 09-16-09
country: United States
Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and D.Gray-Man.

Hiya! Welcom to my profile! I'm not too good with stuff like this, so I guess I'll simply list some random stuff about yours truly:

Stuff about me:

Name: Kame-tan (at least to you):P Used to go by Kame-the-turtle.

Appearance: I'm a 5' 6'', 140 pound turtle with black hair, glasses and a big round shell (basically my profile pic)

School: A small private liberal arts college

Hometown: A major city everyone knows

Current city: a small town with a crazy name no one's ever heard of

Major: English, with an emphasis in writing

Minor: Japanese

Fav Food

Peanut butter sandwiches, chocolate, anything that tastes good really…

Fav Manga/Anime

Fullmetal Alchemist (both animes and the manga), Trigun, Code Geass, Death Note, Raxephon (not sure I spelled it rite), Fruitsbasket, Happy Lesson, Ceres, Getbackers, Lovely Complex, D.Greyman

Fav characters

ED! (he is the BEST)-Fullmetal Alchemist

AL!( he is sooo cute)- Fullmetal Alchemist

Allen! (he is so cool!)-D.Greyman

Other FMA characters: Envy (manga), Roy, Riza, Winry, Armstrong (both him and his sister)

Other characters in general:

Lavi, Road, Tyki-D. Greyman;

Hikaru and Karou, Honey, Mori- Host Club

Light-Deathnote

Ban and Ginji (but mostly Ginji) - Getbackers

Currently reading/watching: Host Club (manga), Gintama (manga)

Fav Books

All Harry Potter books, Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, East of Eden, 1984

Fav music

J-ROCK! J-pop, R&B, Soul & Old School, Hip Hop, Jazz, Blues

Fav artists

SAMBOMASTER, ASIAN KUNG FU GENERATION, STEVIE WONDER, Ne-yo, Chrisette Michele, John legend, Flow (they all rock!)

Dislikes:

Jerks, douchebags, bastards (except for Colonel Bastard. He's my favorite bastard) Bad attitudes, fake people, and arrogant pricks.

Yaoi, shounenai pairings ( I just find them weird, especially when I know that the characters involved are not like that and it will never ever happen in the manga/anime)...however, I will enjoy a very amusing (usually funny), good yaoi fic every now and then...

Really fluffy sappy stuff involving clichéd pairings (I crave for originality, and I've never been a fan of romantic stuff anyway)

Likes

Random stuff, Original random stuff, Funny stuff/crackfics, Adventures (but it must be well structured and exciting, with originality!)

Other stuff

Overall, I am a really random person; everything I do (including homework) depends on my mood. Regardless of this, I try (but often fail) to stick to a schedule. i.e. If I’m not in the mood to update a story, don’t expect that story to be updated any time soon.

Okay, it's pretty obvious from the above list that I am a pretty philosophical person; I am a huge fan of any book/movie/manga/anime with a deep message in it. The deeper, more complex, the better (deep thinker here!) I am a sucker for a good story. I am a FMA addict (It's only the perfect combination of psychology, philosophy and adventure with some comedy). My dream is to go to Japan and ask Hiromu Awakara what inspired FMA and how did she develop all of the characters ect. Questions like that.

I have several ideas in the works, but I'm not entirely sure whether or not I will do both. One is a FMA-D Grayman crossover (another fav manga/anime), and a D Grayman-HP crossover. I also have a bunch of one shots and short-chaptered stories up my sleeve. Overall, I have a ton of ideas likely to keep me busy for a while (when I feel like actually writing them).

I'M BAAAACK! I'm done with my mini-hiatus, and I have good news to report: A Road Never Taken and Demented will be continued and updated!

Story Updates:

Wands of Alchemy: This is my HP-FMA crossover. I really love this story, but I can't write anymore chapters until I get a HP5 book...yes, I STILL don't have one...wish I could find my old one T_T...Actually, I'm revising the other chapters. I just released chapters 8 and 9, and I hope I can get a chapter or two out every month.

A road never taken: This will be continued under the same title cause of the results of my poll and cause I don't think it makes much sense to continue it under something else. I'll do my best to have another chapter by the end of this month!

The Blonde, Bold and Obtuse: The Trigun-FMA story I haven't updated in a while...ON HIATUS UNTIL I WORK IT OUT!!

Full Moon Madness: This will be done before October...I think. Just got out chapter 3. I'm not sure how long to make the story, but I guess it depends on how popular it is.

Names: Is officially finished.

Lessons from the World: A series of one-shots about Allen and Cross. This is ongoing until I run out of ideas. It'll take me a minute to update this though.

Competition: I'm working on this as well! I just released chapter 3. I'm now open to suggestions!

Demented: My aunt talked me into continuing this story. This might take me longer to update since I didn't really plan on continuing and I didn't have a plot...I'll think of something...

Oh, here are some websites I looked up before writing Got Milk? Hope Not in case you wanted to do a little research...

http://www.rense.com/general26/milk.htm

http://www.jyi.org/volumes/volume6/issue3/features/lee_and_wei.html

http://www.vegetarianusa.com/feature_articles/kitchen/milk.html

TO ANYONE WHO REVIEWED ANY OF MY STORIES BUT I DID NOT REPLY, I AM SORRY! MY MIND KEEPS ME SO BUSY THAT I OFTEN LOSE TRACK OF WHO I RESPOND TO! PLEASE TAKE NO OFFENSE!!

Quotes

Simplicity is brilliance-me

The only thing you learn when you talk is when to be quiet- me

it is easier to get caught in the truth than in a lie-me

Jynx: You could have been one of us...

Cyborg: I could have been a lot of things...-Teen Titians

Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to oneself, or from holding certain views which others find inadmissible.-Carl Jung

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1. Full Moon Madness » reviews
During a full moon, something happens to Allen and the others, causing them to act a little...out of character, to say the least. They take the phrase "strange things happen on a full moon" to another level.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 7-28-09
2. Lessons from the World » reviews
This is a series of one-shots about Allen and Cross as they criss-cross the globe. Rated T for Cross's dirty mouth and nay potential situations he may land himself and Allen in.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 8-16-09 - Cross & Allen
3. A period of pain » reviews
Ed broke his automail arm. Bad. Winry's on her period. Worse. Rated T for language and Ed-bashing. Literally. COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 7-8-09 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
4. Names » reviews
What does a name mean to you? Names have the possibilities of representing so many things; a group or clan, an individual, bonds, control. A short fic on how our favorite DGM characters see names.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete
5. Obsession reviews
He lives for both akuma and humans but does he live for one side more?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-09 - Allen - Complete
6. Table Manners Please reviews
Allen and Kanda learn a little bit about cross-cultural table manners...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-22-09 - Allen & Kanda - Complete
7. Competition » reviews
The characters of FMA and DGM compete against each other in the Best-at-Stuff Competition! Who will be the winner?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 7-17-09
8. A road never taken » reviews
Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric had a choice between human transmutation and the Millenium Earl's akuma. Better than it sounds
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 6-8-09 - Edward E. & Millenium Earl - Complete
9. Wands of Alchemy » reviews
Ed is sent to Hogwarts to help the DADA teacher purge the school of "rebellious" students and teachers; however, can Ed stay true to his mission or will he end up on the side of the people he is supposed to be arresting? T rating.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,981 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 5-15-09
10. The Blonde, Bold and Obtuse » reviews
SPOILER FOR THE END OF THE ANIME! After getting Al his body back, Ed ends up in a strange new world. Who is Vash the Stampede, and why do I keep getting mistaken for him? A fugitive! 60 billion double dollars! Trigun-FMA xover. T for religion/Ed's mouth
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 5-11-09 - Edward E.
11. Alchemist of God reviews
This is a one-shot in Rose's POV about the Elric Brothers. Mostly focuses on Ed, mentions religion.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
12. A Sweet Game of Scrabble reviews
Crazy, one-shot challenge crackfic for bluedog10. Ed, Golden Trio, locked room, Truth or Dare, Scrabble, chocolate. Enough said.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete
13. Got Milk? Hope not reviews
Ed finally reveals the real reason why he never drinks milk; trust me, it's not a pretty explanation. Not for the squeamish or easily sick. Rated T though cause Ed's in it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-23-09 - Edward E. - Complete
14. Old Moyashi Man reviews
A cute little fic featuring Timothy and Allen. Timothy sheds some new found wisdom on something Moyashi never really thought about. No pairings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-09 - Allen & Timothy - Complete
15. Suepid reviews
Havoc orders a Mary-Sue! Run for your life! Crackfic in response to theretard5892's challenge. rated T for language EdxOC for about three seconds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-09 - Complete
16. Too Shy To Say reviews
Ed's just too shy to say...those three words. EdWin song-fic based on the best song everyone can relate to but probably never heard.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-09 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
17. One Night Stand reviews
“Master, why was Ms. Fernado moaning last night?” Allen asked innocently. This question led to a very...interesting conversation between a general and his student. One-shot, Allen's childhood.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-8-09 - Cross & Allen - Complete
18. Summer Ice reviews
Ed finds a cool way to beat the summer heat. This is in response to a challenge theretard5892 sent me near the beginning of the summer. rated T for minor cussing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-09 - Complete
19. A Tale of Two Slackers reviews
Roy teachs Komui how to get rid of paperwork...Riza teaches Lenalee how to stop that.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-6-09 - Roy M. & Komui - Complete
20. Demented reviews
Allen meets a Dementor. Spoilers for most of the manga
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-23-09 - Allen - Complete
21. Rain » reviews
The rain can symbolize many things for many people. This is a short fic on how some of the FMA characters think and feel about the rain. Better than it sounds. NOW COMPLETED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 5-30-09 - Complete
22. The Death Of Winry Rockbell reviews
Based on chapter 46 of the manga. SPOILER! There are different ways of dying. What kills Winry?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-09 - Winry R. - Complete
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