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| SubtlePen |
Author has written 23 stories for Twilight. i also post on twilighted under the same penname ...and i'm on twitter and tumblr (mostly NSFW slash images and nudity, but some other cool stuff, too) FFn has apparently eaten many of my links in Aro's Heir to the RAINN network online portal for sexual assault survivors needing assistance. If you have experienced sexual assault and would like someone to talk with, please visit: apps DOT rainn DOT org/ohl-bridge/ or CALL 1.800.656.HOPE (4673) XXXXX i have written for years, for my own gratification, but destroyed 20 years worth of journals in the Great Shredder Catharsis of 1999. I didn't write much more than a letter or email until November 2008 when a damned coworker turned me on to twilight fan fiction. fan what? so here i am, overflowing with words again. thank you for reading some of them. xxxxx 47yo blah blah blah MWF from the midwest. yeah, i'm old. xxxxx i love writing lemons. apparently i've been doing it since high school. it took me forever to figure out what the term 'ship' meant. did you know the term 'slash' comes from pervs like us writing sex scenes for Spock and Kirk? yeah. puts a whole new twist on my childhood memories of watching star trek with my dad. (RIP, You Old Poop. 8/29/17 - 6/10/10) I am flattered that you would ask, but no, i do not beta for others. xxxxx my pet peeves: breath/breathe, shutter/shudder, should of/should have, most simile, most words that end in '-ly,' the word 'had' (does the sentence mean the same thing without it? then take it the fuck out), the phrase 'hot, tight and wet,' and the word 'ministrations' (who knows why). "Karat" with a 'K' refers to the purity of a gold alloy. "Carat" with a 'C' refers to the size of a gemstone. AARGH!! a HEM is at the bottom of something. a sleeve, a pants leg, a skirt... a WAISTBAND is usually what you shove your hand down to grab a fist-full of cock or kitty. Please, dear god, when you trail your character's fingers along the hem of someone's pants, there better well be either be ankles, or the Guinness Book of World Records cock involved. I get that you want to use big words, but really, google is an amazing thing for helping you with spelling. check it out. they have a cool little blue 'definition' hyperlink feature in the top right corner, too. Spelling, and definition, all with like two clicks. Laid, Lain, Lie, Lay: yeah. i can't figure it out either. ...same with each others/each other's foreign words are fun to use, too, like 'adieu' or 'gesundheit.' if it's not a language you grew up speaking, please check your spelling, even if you truly think a phonetic spelling is gud 'nuf 2 gt your poynt akros. Word confusion, or why just trusting a spellchecker is not always a great idea: taut/taunt/taught. pallet/palate/palette. rein/reign/rain. bare/bear. starring/staring. peak/peek/pique. racked/wracked and also wreaked/reeked. and while i'm on a "W" kick, wretched/retched, join/joint/junction/juncture. if you catch me doing any of the above, please PM me and let me know. it was probably written in a lust-induced edward haze. i do my best to overlook them when i read fics, but ya know it makes sad sad sad. there's a point at which silly stuff like this has actually made me give up on an otherwise interesting story because the word choices and grammar are SO bad, it distracts me. the last thing you want is the people reading your story to think about either the words they think you MEANT to say, or how bad your sentence structure is, instead of about what your characters are saying to each other. xxxxx A word on riding out orgasms, tongues battling for dominance, monster cocks, orgasms on demand (come for me, now!), men who taste like cinnamon and/or vanilla, pussies that are constantly wet (please see your doctor), perma-boners, luminous orbs (eyes?), and 387 euphemisms for the word 'cock'... DON'T also, please educate yourself on the hymen. xxxxx as readers, please respect the people providing you with free entertainment. understand that if you are reading material coded NC-17 or M, you can expect to encounter themes intended for a mature audience. please be mature when you review. we LOVE encouragement, constructive criticism, intelligent questions/observations, and we appreciate your patience as we work to bring you the best stories we can. If you find yourself reading something you absolutely hate, please, by all means, click the oh-so-convenient little Red X at the top right corner of your screen. If it's THAT bad, why did you keep reading? ask yourself - are you specifically looking for stories just to pick on them? if so, it says more about you than it does the stories you target with your over-eagerness to report them for TOS violations. as writers, please respect your readers (and potential readers) by offering adequate warnings for content in your stories that may be offensive or objectionable. Sometimes an M rating isn't enough, and additional warnings are called for. Respect your story, tell it the way it needs to be told, but let your readers decide, before they get 10 chapters deep, whether your content might not be what they want to read. You can do it in ways that preserve the integrity of any secret reveals later on. Be thoughtful. Be respectful. okay - so we've probably seen lots of author profiles loaded with diatribes on what should or shouldn't be allowed in the fandom. fan fic is a creative outlet like no other, and SM's world provides us with an amazing array of opportunities to explore family relationships, romantic relationships, sex, violence, death and loss, morality, faith and spiritualism, self-awareness, fate and destiny, and much more. it's a big big fandom, with a staggering array of creative minds contributing to it. i think there is room her for all of us, from teens to twi moms, dabblers to anonymous pros, canon shippers to slash addicts. if it finds an audience, no matter how small, it has a place. who are you to say what deserves to be allowed? i have one final thing to say, and that is all. Find something you don't like? Click the RED X. thank you!! | |||||
1. Drabbles and Gifts 2010 thru 2012 » reviewsGift Ficlets and 100-word drabbles written to prompts, pairings and POVs provided by my twitter followers. All genres. Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get, but it will probably taste good. Rated M just to be safe.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 12-17-12 - Published: 4-20-102. Aro's Heir » reviewsEdward, Bella and Alice are drawn into a no-win scenario in Volterra after Edward's attempted suicide-by-Volturi in the Palazzo dei Priori. Aro forces Edward to make a choice that may leave him unable to salvage any relationship with Bella. MATURETwilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,418 - Reviews: 1145 - Updated: 11-25-12 - Published: 7-14-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete3. Pegged » reviewsEdward acts out an interesting fantasy in a gay club… how will Bella feel about it the next morning? A little *slash* for my BxE shippers. Rated M, AH ONE-SHOTTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 9-27-12 - Published: 12-19-09 - Edward - Complete4. For A Pack of His Own reviewsTwilight Kink Meme Fall 2011 anonymous one-shot that I finally own up to. In order to establish himself as Alpha of his own pack, Jacob forces Paul to submit. A/U Wolf Pack, M/M slash, dubious consent/non-consent Jake/Sam/Paul RATED M for a reasonTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-12 - Jacob & Paul - Complete5. Love and Charlie Swan » reviewsForks' chief of police is no stranger to love, but he's no friend of it either. They say the truth sets you free, but it may be the one thing that actually scares Charlie Swan. 1st Place Winner in the Strictly Charlie contest. AH, non-canon and SlashTwilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-4-12 - Published: 5-23-11 - Charlie S. - Complete6. Four Days in Taos reviewsCharlie's fresh start leads her to a coffee shop. Peter's summer job leads him to Charlie. He never expected to fall in love, and never dreamed a voluptuous beauty might be brave enough to love him back. AH. Entry for Curvaceous and Bodacious ContestTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-10-11 - Peter & Charlotte - Complete7. Wretched Happiness reviewsIn the cold, twisted recesses of a lonely mind, sometimes love and obsession become something …else. For the Disturbed on Halloween Contest. CONTENT WARNINGS inside. Rated M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-2-10 - Edward - Complete8. Major Changes reviewsFlirting with what he thinks is a stranger online, Edward discovers that life is short, and he's already wasted too much of it. Rated M. Mystery pairing.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 8-23-10 - Edward - Complete9. Joy, Relief, Lust, Gratitude reviewsSLASH BACKSLASH 2.0 entry! Could there be any greater happiness than looking in someone's eyes and knowing they were meant for you? A twenty-drabble story of loneliness and love at first sight.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 8-15-10 - Carlisle & Edward - Complete10. Simple » reviewsWhen you're too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 322 - Updated: 6-19-10 - Published: 7-7-09 - Complete11. Angels in Disguise reviewsAngels come to us as messengers, as guardians, as rescuers… maybe at the same time, and usually when we least expect them. Emmett/Rosalie, pre-Twilight CanonTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-12-10 - Emmett & Rosalie - Complete12. So Much Worse reviewsIt was just one more in a string of screwed up holidays… Bella/Edward Written for the Winter 2010 Twilight Gift Exchange.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-6-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete13. The Twilight 25 Round 2: Missing Moments » reviewsMissing moments and alt POVs. A series of drabbles, exactly 100 words, for Twilight 25. anything goes but mostly canon pairings. Darkness, angst, fluff, lemons, all pairings, a little of everything, each chapter based on a different one-word prompt.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 3-29-10 - Published: 1-5-1014. Ducky and Stick Go Camping, More or Less reviewsYears of animosity, a group camping trip, two childish nicknames, and maybe something more. AH, BxE. One-Shot for AnnTastic23's birthday! MWAH!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 3-2-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Mind Over Matter » reviewsSet in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage. AU, CITRUS!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 728 - Updated: 2-19-10 - Published: 10-25-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. Into the Dark reviewsDeath comes to us all. For some, it is an end. For others, it is only the beginning. Bella faces hers comforted by her love for Edward, and the promise of an eternity in his arms. Bella/Edward. *NOT* A FLUFFY FIC. ANGST. DARK.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-18-10 - Complete17. My Favorite Way to Wake Up reviewsWon BEST NON-CANON in the Devirginizing Edward Contest! Jasper sees Edward for the first time in a crowded lecture hall, but that's not their only first. Rated M for slash boy/boy lemon, All Human.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 2-14-10 - Complete18. Adrift reviewsJUDGES' PICK in the "A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words" Contest. Edward walks away from Bella, but comes to realize he'd never be able to leave her forever. AH, BxE.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-5-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete19. Cullenlingus: A Mind Over Matter Outtake reviewsEdward and Bella have reached a new level of intimacy in their relationship just prior to their wedding. This outtake shows us Edward's POV of Mind Over Matter: Chapter 14, 'Taboo.' AU, Vamp, BxE, Graphic content, brief blood play, rated M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 1-3-10 - Complete20. Reach Out and Take It reviewsEdward's control is worn thin. One more night listening to his family's intimate activities is more than he can bear. Jasper, distraught over E's ongoing struggle, tries to help him find a new way to cope. Vamp, Pre-Twilight, Slash/Backslash entryTwilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 11-5-09 - Jasper & Edward - Complete21. Finally Mine reviewsBella struggles with memories of an Edward that never returned... one-shot AUTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-21-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete22. Home for Halloween reviewsTwo single parents, a two year friendship, one night when everything changes, and 'home' begins to mean something new. BxE, AH, ONE SHOT. A DILF contest entry!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 121 - Published: 9-19-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete23. Three Hours at the MVD reviewsStuck at the MVD on the last day of the month, how do you pass the time? Rated M... AU/AH, just missed the deadline for the Tattward and Inkella contest...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 8-1-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
